I bought a dog!

That thing is hideous.

He doesn’t look super impressed with you.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:That thing is hideous.

It's the dog looking like its owner thing.

The Pantry wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:That thing is hideous.

It's the dog looking like its owner thing.

Must be.

I was just kidding kingston. Cute pup. Is that like a Chessie or something? Name?

Look you M'fers. He's a Brittany and His name is Thomas. He's awesome.

I really want a new dog. So do my kids. But too much emotional baggage. Sorry to be a Debbie Downer in your thread. Enjoy!

Good looking puppy, congrats.

Going to be a Good Boy... Can tell.

Frankendog? Look at the head on that thing. You can tell he already wants to go back to the breeder where he was born. Are dogs allowed a 14-day grace period for returns the way people are?

tGreenWay wrote:Frankendog? Look at the head on that thing. You can tell he already wants to go back to the breeder where he was born. Are dogs allowed a 14-day grace period for returns the way people are?

Good thing Mrs Greenway didn't have that option after wedding night.

kingstonlake wrote:Look you M'fers. He's a Brittany and His name is Thomas. He's awesome.

Thomas? Nah, that’s no good. We’re going to call him Ted.

Yo, Teddy, whassup?

kingstonlake wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Frankendog? Look at the head on that thing. You can tell he already wants to go back to the breeder where he was born. Are dogs allowed a 14-day grace period for returns the way people are?

Good thing Mrs Greenway didn't have that option after wedding night.

She had no choice. Back then, women were considered property. Don’t you dare try to trespass my chattel.

What kind is it? Love the color/pattern.

NM, i see the answer to my question now.

tGreenWay wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Look you M'fers. He's a Brittany and His name is Thomas. He's awesome.

Thomas? Nah, that’s no good. We’re going to call him Ted.

Yo, Teddy, whassup?

I'll tell my 7 year old daughter that Greenway said that was a shitty name and she should be ashamed.

I wanted Seve. Got pocket vetoed.

kingstonlake wrote:

Clean your house.

Turtleneck wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

Clean your house.

Shut up. It's the snow backpack boots dumping area. Deal with it

And yeah. I rock the Crocs in January. Recognize game, son.

How big do you let it get before you harvest it and eat it? Do you mix the meat with hamburger or just grind it up and throw it in Chilly.

kingstonlake wrote:And yeah. I rock the Crocs in January. Recognize game, son.

Haha. It’s way better than WBH’s rotting meat piles.

DWags wrote:How big do you let it get before you harvest it and eat it? Do you mix the meat with hamburger or just grind it up and throw it in Chilly.

I'm thinking late summer. Should be fairly lean by then.

kingstonlake wrote:

Oh hell yeah. Look at that lil' guy! 

Turtleneck wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:And yeah. I rock the Crocs in January. Recognize game, son.

Haha. It’s way better than WBH’s rotting meat piles.

The lack of animal proteins in your diet is making you crazier every day.

That rug SCREAMS basic white girl.

Great looking puppy though!

Here’s our pup, she’s just shy of 6 month old now.

Motown Spartan wrote:That rug SCREAMS basic white girl.

I think the dog is a male.

Turtleneck wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:That rug SCREAMS basic white girl.

I think the dog is a male.

It’s not gay if it’s your dog, right?

Omg that dog is adorable!

kingstonlake wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Thomas? Nah, that’s no good. We’re going to call him Ted.

Yo, Teddy, whassup?

I'll tell my 7 year old daughter that Greenway said that was a shitty name and she should be ashamed.

I wanted Seve. Got pocket vetoed.

Tell the girl whatever she needs to hear to accept Ted as Tom’s new name.

kingstonlake wrote:And yeah. I rock the Crocs in January. Recognize game, son.

Your game consists of daily pocket vetoes. #balldontlie

Motown Spartan wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

I think the dog is a male.

It’s not gay if it’s your dog, right?

Not if high quality peanut butter is used.

You could pick up chicks with that puppy

Dendrobates wrote:You could pick up chicks with that puppy

But definitely not without the puppy because so gross.

DWags wrote:How big do you let it get before you harvest it and eat it? Do you mix the meat with hamburger or just grind it up and throw it in Chilly.

Is Kingstonlake Korean?

Congrats Kingston! That's a very cute dog.

I reached out to someone who breeds Berners. I must have a screw loose.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I reached out to someone who breeds Berners. I must have a screw loose.

Let’s do this!

So my 11 week old puppy likes to eat. I mean LOVES TO EAT. You'd think he was never fed by the way he attacks the bowl and is always whining about being fed. Is this normal? We feed him the normal suggested amount daily. Maybe a little more. We always give him a little treat whenever he pees outside like a good boy (like we do with Greenway around here). Anybody ever dealth with this?

Yes. Most dogs I know would probably eat their own body weight in a single sitting if you'd let them. If his weight seems good, you're probably feeding the right amount. You don't wanna starve your pup, of course, but you definitely don't want your dog to get fat either.