Would you commit suicide if…

You attended High School football games on the reg?

Could you imagine? It’s a Friday night, and your wife is out getting absolutely plowed by your boss. And you then put on your little coat, step out into the night, turn your car on, and drive to your local high school football game and you sit in the stands alone. Keep in mind, you have no family members playing. You have no friends at the game. And you fucking just watch mediocre football on a Friday night.

I would likely be suicidal if I went to high school football games.

I really could not imagine thinking that would ever be a good idea. I could Read a book, chase after strange tail on tinder, go to a movie, play video games with friends. Hell…I’d likely even go bowling before I did that.

I feel like you’d have to be a beta cuck to go to a high school football game on Friday night. Hell, it’s not even beta cuck.

It’s a delta cuck move.

It’s the type of thing that guys who sit down to pee do on a Friday night

Pork spare ribs. Convection oven. Will report back.

Delicious. Smoke sauce + barbecue sauce. 3 hours at 325°

So the M-I-L got a honeybaked ham delivered to her old lady apt for the holidays. Supposed to be for the previous tenant. The landlady said to keep it. She gave it to us. Haven't had that in decades, I remember they were good though.

Chinese take out tonight.

A hot dog and stale popcorn, depending on what I still have leftover from the concession stand the other night

My wife put kale and broccoli in lasagna last night. It was fine but wtf?

Wife makes a nice kale, potato, sausage cream based soup. Gotta cook the kale though.

She’s an amazing cook, and we’ve actually done kale instead of noodles in a cream based lasagna before. Like kind of Alfredo ish. It was really good, but this was kind of a not great amalgam. Nobody bats a thousand.

Rocinante wrote:She’s an amazing cook, and we’ve actually done kale instead of noodles in a cream based lasagna before. Like kind of Alfredo ish. It was really good, but this was kind of a not great amalgam. Nobody bats a thousand.

I do in coed beer league slow pitch softball.

Stats or stfu

Nah. Everyone pops out occasionally.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:So the M-I-L got a honeybaked ham delivered to her old lady apt for the holidays. Supposed to be for the previous tenant. The landlady said to keep it. She gave it to us. Haven't had that in decades, I remember they were good though.

So you're going to eat the stolen murder?

Apparently the old man that lived there dated and dumped the landlady and didn't leave a forwarding address.... so HAM for eveyone!!!

AvgMSUJoe wrote:So the M-I-L got a honeybaked ham delivered to her old lady apt for the holidays. Supposed to be for the previous tenant. The landlady said to keep it. She gave it to us. Haven't had that in decades, I remember they were good though.

Honeybaked is damn good. Planning to order a 6-8# when they start running their after holidays specials. The ham freezes well. Going to make split pea soup with the bone.

Dearborn > Honeybaked

I'll fight you!!

Dearborn is okay. Honeybaked is better. Turkey breast is good too.