Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest's tolerance for dissent was zero
especially when it comes to his christian hero
he retreated to his recliner
and the greasy film at the Mio Diner
my memories of him are quite sincere-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

and just like that, we're back at another page in the thread, paying homage to our friend, Guest.

I hope you're doing well - appreciate you reading the thread. August is upon us.. the devil that is summer is thankfully fading, and you have an election season to look forward to.

Home Skillet.. I suspect your christian hero will do just fine in November. Lean into your church, your mainstream media support group and things will be okay.

and with that, we post our friend's manifesto... the ManiGuesto - ready for another page.

Guest wrote:
Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?    

hope you're doing well, dude.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is upset at a woman laughing
just another scheme that misogynists are hatching
Kamala is a female and a person of color
a happy woman makes MAGA shudder
to her ideas, decent people are latching

[Trapper Gus]

Now that Kamala is the noise
Goose is in with all of his boys
DEI is not good
Only white men should
Be able to play with the toys

[Trapper Gus]

In Mio Walz will be right at home
Hunting deer using a landline phone
Trump might loose
Goose is confused
His soul mate supports iron dome

[Robert J Sakimano]

Walz is a man of the people
heck, he probably spends time 'neath the steeple
but he isn't a man of racism, bigotry or hate
so, in Mio, he has no chance right out of the gate
they prefer christian heroes who rape women and are deceitful

[Robert J Sakimano]

our old friend Guest is very, very sad
he's been told that Kamala is really, really bad
his christian hero is seething with rage
he knows America will soon turn the page
I hope our poems cheer him up a tad

[Trapper Gus]

Michigan polls for Harris by six
Goose is fit to be tied up with sticks
Maybe he will skip
November 5th trip
And stay in his recliner all ticks

[NigelUno]

I wish Goose would come back. It would be interesting to get his perspective on a lot of things.

[Trapper Gus]

Bob in another thread did ask
Why conservatives do not bask
Here on tbin
sharing their tin
Reality defeats them alas

[Robert J Sakimano]

Tim Walz is a man of the people
He even attends church 'neath the steeple
but Mio supports a christian with a gold-plated penthouse
when it comes to the common man, they're as quite as a mouse
and they wonder why we call them sheeple

[Trapper Gus]

First school shooting this year is a bore
Goose set alerts on his phone ignore
Four died
More tried
In Mio they carry guns evermore

[Robert J Sakimano]

there was another republican/libertarian school shootin''
but scary brown people are stealing and lootin'
they're coming for our stuff
but brave white folks are big and tough
vulnerable people, the christians are recruitin'

[Trapper Gus]

Right now on Guest's Christmas list
For all his nephew's he miss
Guns galore
No small bore
Thirty rounds each with a kiss

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest really enjoyed the debate
he thinks brown people are eating dogs off a plate
contempt for the American people
a deep love for the church and steeple
compared to America, Venezuela is great

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest's hero survived another attempt at assassination
scary brown people are eating the pets of our nation
christians will protect our dogs and cats
with knives, guns and baseball bats
it's a very unfortunate situation

[Trapper Gus]

Goose is sure all people brown
Really should not be around
Put them in pens
To otherwhere then
Why are meats so much per pound

[Robert J Sakimano]

it's been a bit since I wrote a poem
Guest, I was lucky to know 'im
he was easily incensed
his love of the GOP and mainstream media, intense
I miss him, this is how I show 'im

[Robert J Sakimano]

after today's special at the Mio Diner
Guest will retreat to his cozy recliner
a delicacy of deep-fried sticks of butter
the folks line around the corner just to get another
unhappy, seeing who can be the biggest whiner

[Trapper Gus]

Bob is missing Goose something fierce
Another body part he may pierce
Nose ear or tounge
Something be hung
A poem the pierce may coerce

[Robert J Sakimano]

They're eating the dogs
they're eating the cats
they're beating children
with baseball bats
vote for the christian rapist

#ExperimentalPoetry

[AvgMSUJoe]

They're eating the dogs
they're eating the cats
they're beating children
with baseball bats
vote for the christian rapist

#ExperimentalPoetry

Ramones-esque.

[Robert J Sakimano]

They're eating the dogs
they're eating the cats
they're beating children
with baseball bats
vote for the christian rapist

#ExperimentalPoetry

Ramones-esque.

an album with twelve songs that lasts 19 minutes.

[AvgMSUJoe]

Saw them at pine knob in the 80's... Every song ran into the next one with 1-2-3-4... So they played like an hour and cranked through 5 complete albums worth of music.


26 min video has 14 songs... lol.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest can't wait to vote for his hero
his tolerance of criticism, still zero
he watches the 'news'
from his recliner, it soothes
Election Day is very near-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest gets to vote next week
his christian ilk is very unique
they claim to be 'pro-life'
he believes the government should control your wife
oddly, it is the death penalty that they seek

[Trapper Gus]

Elections results hours away
Goose cannot come out and play
Whose Mio's mayor
He says with a prayer
Glued to Fox News gives him a say

[sεяεηιτλ]

I think Goose flew away dudes. This thread still annoys me when it pops up

[Trapper Gus]

I think Goose flew away dudes. This thread still annoys me when it pops up

Goose is long gone Ernie said
But we still laud his nearby bed
Some aren't amused
Thus rain down boos
Goose tributes make them see red

[Robert J Sakimano]

Congrats to my good pal Goose
I hope he enjoys watching the news
from his comfortable recliner
few things are finer
the country shares his christian views

[NigelUno]

I don't know if he's happy Trump won, but I'm guessing he's really happy Harris lost.

I could be wrong.

[Trapper Gus]

In mio the leaves have fallen
Old Goose is definitely ballin
Ethil has died
She was French fried
She will not be home when Goose comes callin

[Robert J Sakimano]

I don't know if he's happy Trump won, but I'm guessing he's really happy Harris lost.

I could be wrong.

oh, he loves the racist, bigoted, christian sexual predator, convicted rapist and convicted felon.

and I'm quite certain that he's perfectly okay with a woman not being a position of power.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest gets his christian hero for another 4 years
he can now relax without his great fears
of women being respected
and white males being neglected
at church yesterday, they gave three cheers

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is sure to have a great Holiday season
they elected their christian hero, guilty of treason
they get to celebrate his insurrection
after Russia and the mainstream media delivered them the election
and America's stupidity is the reason

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest's christian hero is filthy and sweaty
has the skin tone of sauce put on spaghetti
republicans/libertarians love their television 'news'
any criticism gives them the blues
for his Russia-inspired inauguration, they're getting ready

[Robert J Sakimano]

today's special at the Mio Diner
is sure to get Guest out of his cozy recliner
twice-fried butter with a Cheez-Whiz dip
the thought of such a delicacy makes his heart skip
the daily special could not be finer

[Robert J Sakimano]

Ethel at the dinner smokes two packs a day
she's a human carcinogen, the cardiologists all say
from Guest's favorite booth, they like to shoot the breeze
she has an appointment to replace both knees
when she's at the casino, the slots she does play

[Robert J Sakimano]

hopefully Guest rises from hibernation
after his long message board vacation
since his christian hero has been elected
his hope for keeping females in their place, resurrected
the christians in Mio now experience jubilation

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest voted because he's "concerned about the economy"
it certainly wasn't because of female autonomy
Mio has strong beliefs in womens rights
they believe women should be home cooking and cleaning, days and nights
that they support a rapist is just a random anomaly

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