Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
who loved christianity the best
he was afraid of black and brown people
he worshipped 'neath the church steeple
the white folks of Mio are blessed

Sorry Bob but reading the "Religion" thread came across this quote from Guest, enjoy...

Am religious in the sense I believe there is a God.   Haven't been to a church service in 20+ years.   Despise almost all organized religion that I've been in contact with.   Churches are full of hypocrites and I can't stand hypocrisy.  "Professional" Christians - Pastors, Youth Pastors, Evangelists, etc, etc make me ill.   I imagine there are some good churches out there, I never found one and now don't feel the need to bother looking.

Oh, of course our friend says he's not a fan of christisnity.

He also said he's not a fan of the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator  

[Robert J Sakimano]

It's that time again.. where we get to bump the completely normal and rational thoughts of our favorite friend, Guest. Committed to christianity, the mainstream media and his racist, bigoted christian sexual predator hero.

I hope he's having a good March and is able to enjoy his time away from the message boards where is thoughts are safe and without challenge.

We miss ya, Guest. Thanks for reading and keep an eye out for Hunter Biden and your gas stove.

With no further adieu, I give you the completely coherent thoughts of our friend, Guest. The ManiGuesto.

Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?

[Robert J Sakimano]

There once was a poster named Guest
Who loved his lord jesus with zest
A big fan of the Constitution
His christian hero loves child prostitution
He decided that leaving was best

[Trapper Gus]

On Sundays Goose always poses
With his childhood heros and Moses
A small boat with reeds
Is all that he needs
And a six pack of Bud for red noses

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is looking forward to the Oscoda County fair
All of his favorite politicians will be there
Eating deep fried Snicker bars
Walking among vintage cars
And ladies from church that have blue hair

[Robert J Sakimano]

to Guest, there wasn't an insurrection
it was just patriots protesting a rigged election
sure, there were people to kill
when 'pro-life' christians storm Capitol Hill
he and his white friends felt great rejection

[Trapper Gus]

Goose a mattress has money in
No bank account for him to bin
Biden is wrong
Stop that song
Let the rest use a beggars tin

[Robert J Sakimano]

I've heard rumors of the impending Trump arrest
in a shock to nobody, this doesn't sit well with Guest
they prayed for their hero 'neath the church steeple
held hands, sung hymns with patriotic white people
their christian hero loves little girls the best

[Trapper Gus]

If only bob would do more poems
we might bring him up to his homems
we wait eating worms
to come to his terms
and sing his praise after some blowems

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
with him, nothing was taken in jest
when it came to his christian hero
his tolerance for commentary was zero
he decided that leaving was best

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio believes in the power of prayer
especially for their orange hero who has fake hair
they collect at the church
it's their favorite place on Earth
they pass the plate to collect their share

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a guy named Guest
and the town of Mio is blessed
they tune into the 'news'
to affirm their moral views
believing white people are the oppressed

[Trapper Gus]

Once again the children are killed
Once again no gunner is billed
stab em and slab em
throughts and prayers at em
Once again innocent blood spilled

[Trapper Gus]

Goose was all in on the Trumpster
Goose was sure he's not a dumpster
Indicted for payments
Goose has him in raiment's
Goose has his hand in a pumpster

[Robert J Sakimano]

in an insult to the christian right
the grand jury voted to indict
Mio gathers to pray
they send money Trump's way
in the name of Jesus, they fight

[Trapper Gus]

Now all the pundits are saying
Now all at the moon they're braying
Trump will win so big
Trump followers' swig
Now all their sweet wine while praying

[DWags]

Now all the pundits are saying
Now all at the moon they're braying
Trump will win so big
Trump followers' swig
Now all their sweet wine while praying

You spelled whine wrong.

[Trapper Gus]

I guess that could be an alternative reading.

Now all the pundits are saying
Now all at the moon they're braying
Trump will win so big
Trump followers' sig
Now all their sweet whine while praying

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is okay with porn star hush money
he actually thinks it's kinda funny
being a christian absolves him from guilt
on a mound of hypocrisy, their religion is built
immorality like bees to honey

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest celebrates the sanctity of life
be it friend, neighbor, colleague or wife
he also supports the electric chair
and the government that murders people there
the hypocrisy can be cut with a dull knife

[Trapper Gus]

In Tennessee children are dying
In Tennessee protests are trying
To stop the flow
Of blood don't ya know
In Tennessee Repub's ain't buying

[Trapper Gus]

History shows God was a bunch
Of gods before the big crunch
Yahwah the son
Of El the big one
On Sunday's is praised by lunch

https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2023/04/06/a-body-thats-divine-god-an-anatomy-stavrakopoulou/

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest got to celebrate christ rising
the joy it brings him isn't surprising
white people, Trump and church
among his favorite things on Earth
as was the violent Capitol uprising

[Trapper Gus]

Poems are often best drunk
Poems are often best sunk
No Trump bid
Did Sid did
Trump is as we know a punk

[Trapper Gus]

Nothing is better than our guns
With our guns we can all have funs
Play cops and robbers
All kill the mobbers
Only if black are there hot buns

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio loves a bible and a gun
for office, their gun fetish christians do run
they love a mass shooting
for them, they are regularly rooting
issuing "thoughts and prayers", for them, is fun

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest spent yesterday at church
then dined on deep fried Cheeto-encrusted perch
nothing could be finer
than lunch after church at the Mio Diner
for stolen 2020 ballots, they continue to search

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest enjoys deep-fried butter
and christians who are nice to one a-nutter
he draws the line at minorities and independent women
he goes to the barber shop when his hair needs trimmin'
christians mock Biden 'cause he has a stutter

[Trapper Gus]

The Main Stream Media Loves some Goose
Liberal Press Never will Cut Loose
So Both Sides will do it
Liberal Press blew it
And Now Our Brains Are in the Caboose

https://oliverwillis.substack.com/p/the-media-isnt-liberal-and-it-hasnt

https://www.mediamatters.org/angelo-carusone/angelo-carusone-and-msnbcs-chris-hayes-discuss-how-fox-news-echo-chamber-will-be

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest loves to watch TV
almost as much as the B-I-B-L-E
he enjoys getting his news
he believes what the networks spews
he did not like when people would disagree

[Trapper Gus]

Goose only watches Fox News
Goose likes the lies that it spews
Fox News tells him no
The others lie so
Goose trusts Fox News for news views

[Robert J Sakimano]

Ethel is retiring from the Mio Diner
to spend more time in her cozy recliner
a heavier dose of meds of blood thinner
and church attendance to discuss the sinner
unfiltered cigarettes, nothing could be finer

[Trapper Gus]

Goose often eats out at the dinner
Goose says in Mio nothing is finer
Fried food is best
Forget the rest
Goose has had a heart attack minor

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
who loved Mio the best
he has friends at church and the diner
his christian hero prefers girls who are minor
the message board made him depressed

[Trapper Gus]

In Mio incomes are varied
In Mio most will be buried
Retirement's best
The state pays the rest
In Mio income by the US is carried

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is proudly "pro-life"
be in little girl, daughter or wife
yet as part of his christian identity
he's a big fan of the death penalty
hypocrisy gives him no mental strife

[Robert J Sakimano]

today is the National Day of Prayer
the Mio Diner patrons frost their hair
they celebrate a deadly insurrection
and bemoan a stolen election
and, oddly enough, support the electric chair

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is not a fan of Bud Light
their cans keep him in a state of fright
but he loves a good school shooting
and hates to see black people looting
he watches the 'news' morning, noon and night

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is richly diverse
Guest didn't like a response that was terse
he gets offended easily
goes to church with great frequency
he can quote many a-bible verse

[Robert J Sakimano]

the racist bigot was convicted of sexual abuse
Guest is a fan of the network news
never be critical of his christian hero
his tolerance for such things is zero
do not question his political views

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