hey dwags how was the wedding?

had to be awesome compared to the alternative.

Hopefully nobody was a Thorne in your side.

Its ok. Its definitely down river. Grooms men wore jeans cowboy boots white shirt no tie and hats. Brides maids all have cowboy boots on. Daughter asks me, “dad, those guys are all drinking heavy, you know it’s probably a decent bet that some have guns in their cars….. think we need to leave early? Famous Dave’s catered it.

Frankly, good people. He was my neighbor 25 years. Daughters born the same year. Anyway, I think I had it better than you all.

Unlike the Spartans, I bet the groom scored early and often..