Heat- Human Sacrifice Assistance Needed

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 3 Oct 2022 - 13:16

Hey heat, I need your help with something that came out of the posters only meeting that is ongoing. We decided that a blood sacrifice to the Gods was necessary to win over Their favor after They have smitten us so badly these last three weeks. We toyed with executing a chicken or greenway’s virginity but both of these things proved completely impossible. Instead, I need you to execute a poster, the only way we can curry favor with the message board Gods.

As a result, please delete the account of poster virgiliogoodlet4 as it has been unanimously decided they will be our sacrifice.

Poster Virgil- thank you for sacrificing everything for us. You are forever in our debt and will live on in our memories until next week when we either need to sacrifice again or move on to something else. RIP in peace Virgil 🫡

Also while you’re at it Trapper wants his old account deleted but that has nothing to do with a sacrifice I’ll let him address that with you

by **Trapper Gus** Mon 3 Oct 2022 - 13:22

I'm considering it my own additional sacrifice, though actually it is my new account. TrapperGus.

Trapper Gus, with the space between Trapper & Gus is my active (and older) account.

by AvgMSUJoe Mon 3 Oct 2022 - 14:44

Trapper Gus wrote:I'm considering it my own additional sacrifice, though actually it is my new account. TrapperGus.

Trapper Gus, with the space between Trapper & Gus is my active (and older) account.

So its decided, in the name of MSU football, perma-ban all Trapper Gus!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 3 Oct 2022 - 17:31

Heat please execute Virgil it is kind of cruel to leave him hanging on like this

by **Trapper Gus** Mon 3 Oct 2022 - 17:37

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:I'm considering it my own additional sacrifice, though actually it is my new account. TrapperGus.

Trapper Gus, with the space between Trapper & Gus is my active (and older) account.
So its decided, in the name of MSU football, perma-ban all Trapper Gus!

Pretty sure that wasn't decided ... I'm offering up 50% of my ID's.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 3 Oct 2022 - 17:41

You go ahead and off somebody, but I am NOT going to be left alone to handle the cleanup again.
This company will need to get paid, but they’re quick, efficient, and respectful. They also keep their mouths shut to anything seen or heard they might otherwise never see nor hear. Take it out of our platinum level member fees, and maybe throw one less postgame tailgate afterglow. The ones in late November are always too cold, anyway.

https://www.mccardelrestoration.com/crime-scene-and-trauma-cleanup?gclid=Cj0KCQjwkOqZBhDNARIsAACsbfKYBT8SYhZMUpGtE5bWj9YA6uRiNybGUe4l9LiywTB6q1QAjsWCnJwaAgcSEALw_wcB

by **Rocinante** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 0:05

I’ll clean it up for half that and I’ll throw in some little hanging trees to keep it fresh in here.

by **Turtleneck** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 7:16

Trapper Gus wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:
So its decided, in the name of MSU football, perma-ban all Trapper Gus!

Pretty sure that wasn't decided ... I'm offering up 50% of my ID's.

Resistance only makes it worse, Trapper.

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 8:37

Turtleneck wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:

Pretty sure that wasn't decided ... I'm offering up 50% of my ID's.

Resistance only makes it worse, Trapper.

Bullying is an ugly look on this board. /s

My offer is generous, and as already noted, not what was being offered by the poster meeting committee, just an extra sweetener.

by Pervis Muldoon Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 9:27

All gave some. Virgil gave all.

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 9:45

Pervis Muldoon wrote:All gave some. Virgil gave all.

lol

by AvgMSUJoe Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 9:46

Turtleneck wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:

Pretty sure that wasn't decided ... I'm offering up 50% of my ID's.

Resistance only makes it worse, Trapper.

Thanks again Trapper for your service...

On a related note, everyone say hi to new poster Grapper Tus.

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 9:48

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Resistance only makes it worse, Trapper.

Thanks again Trapper for your service...

On a related note, everyone say hi to new poster Grapper Tus.

Or maybe Trapper-Gus lol

by **Heat Miser** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 13:11

In a Stalinist level purge, in order to appease the football gods, the following users have been deleted:

beveriebrumby
bettidesporte7
virgiliogoodlet4
luck6gamer
ADedicatedSpartan

Their sacrifice will most certainly be forgotten.

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 13:15

Heat Miser wrote:In a Stalinist level purge, in order to appease the football gods, the following users have been deleted:

beveriebrumby
bettidesporte7
virgiliogoodlet4
luck6gamer
ADedicatedSpartan

Their sacrifice will most certainly be forgotten.

Beating ... err ... sacrifices will continue until morale ... err ... winning improves?

by **Heat Miser** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 13:19

Trapper Gus wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:In a Stalinist level purge, in order to appease the football gods, the following users have been deleted:

beveriebrumby
bettidesporte7
virgiliogoodlet4
luck6gamer
ADedicatedSpartan

Their sacrifice will most certainly be forgotten.

Beating ... err ... sacrifices will continue until morale ... err ... winning improves?

With extreme prejudice.

by **Rocinante** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 15:28

Did I miss the blood orgy?

by **tGreenWay** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 15:34

Rocinante wrote:I’ll clean it up for half that and I’ll throw in some little hanging trees to keep it fresh in here.

Just keep those piney trees in their plastic wrapper until you’re 100% done with the job. Otherwise, they soak up blood spatter and completely changes the odor in the room. The smell of a bloody forest reminded me of a human sacrifice I attended in the Manistee National several years ago. Not pleasant.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 15:35

Rocinante wrote:Did I miss the blood orgy?

We could go again.

by AvgMSUJoe Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 15:38

Rocinante wrote:Did I miss the blood orgy?

Meh, more like a Blood whothefuckcares-y...

I still think we need a more productive poster, like Travis. ("he who smelt it, dealt it" rules in the world of blood sacrifice, if reddit is to be believed)

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 15:49

Heat Miser wrote:In a Stalinist level purge, in order to appease the football gods, the following users have been deleted:

beveriebrumby
bettidesporte7
virgiliogoodlet4
luck6gamer
ADedicatedSpartan

Their sacrifice will most certainly be forgotten.

Thank you Heat, you’ve done the Lord’s work… literally.

We should now all pray upon Virgil’s blood for things we need, like the occasional defensive stop, a competent offense, and ultimately, a win. Heat- Human Sacrifice Assistance Needed 1837840279

Heat- Human Sacrifice Assistance Needed 1837840279

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 19:07

So my plan to make voodoo dolls for all the OSU players is shit-canned now?

by **MiamiSpartan** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 19:12

Heat Miser wrote:In a Stalinist level purge, in order to appease the football gods, the following users have been deleted:

beveriebrumby
bettidesporte7
virgiliogoodlet4
luck6gamer
ADedicatedSpartan

Their sacrifice will most certainly be forgotten.

Dammit, that's like a quarter of my schticks that you deleted.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 19:17

Trapper Gus wrote:So my plan to make voodoo dolls for all the OSU players is shit-canned now?

No, there are no bad tries here. Pulling out all the stops as they say.

by **Turtleneck** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 20:22

Heat Miser wrote:In a Stalinist level purge, in order to appease the football gods, the following users have been deleted:

beveriebrumby
bettidesporte7
virgiliogoodlet4
luck6gamer
ADedicatedSpartan

Their sacrifice will most certainly be forgotten.

Well, we deleted the Haller's account, or maybe it was Adrian Dantley's, but a bold move either way. We'll see if it pays off.

by **Trapper Gus** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 20:33

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:So my plan to make voodoo dolls for all the OSU players is shit-canned now?

No, there are no bad tries here. Pulling out all the stops as they say.

On it.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 4 Oct 2022 - 20:36

Thinking of you Virgil 🫡

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by **Turtleneck** Wed 5 Oct 2022 - 9:17

Virgil, Steve People, Steve Schnieder, Pylon...a lot of people disappear around here after challenging the authoritarian moderation of the board.

by **Trapper Gus** Wed 5 Oct 2022 - 9:27

Turtleneck wrote:Virgil, Steve People, Steve Schnieder, Pylon...a lot of people are are disappear around here after challenging the authoritarian moderation of the board.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 6 Oct 2022 - 12:53

I believe that Virgil is now trying to communicate with us from beyond the grave and if I am understanding correctly we will be raining skull touchdowns down upon osu on Saturday

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