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Guys (and Dendro), help! I’m getting old man ass!

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Post by tGreenWay 2024-03-13, 19:16

It’s happening! Guys (and Dendro), help! I’m getting old man ass! 1550444538
My ass isn’t as round like a peach as it used to be. It’s flattening out!
What can I do to restore my shapely buttocks?
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Post by Trapper Gus 2024-03-13, 19:30

tGreenWay wrote:It’s happening! Guys (and Dendro), help! I’m getting old man ass! 1550444538
My ass isn’t as round like a peach as it used to be. It’s flattening out!
What can I do to restore my shapely buttocks?

Gain weight
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Post by tGreenWay 2024-03-13, 19:39

Trapper Gus wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:It’s happening! Guys (and Dendro), help! I’m getting old man ass! 1550444538
My ass isn’t as round like a peach as it used to be. It’s flattening out!
What can I do to restore my shapely buttocks?

Gain weight



Hard pass. My belly is already turning round like a peach.
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Post by Dendrobates 2024-03-13, 20:04

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Post by Cameron 2024-03-13, 20:15

There's a procedure for that.
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Post by Motown Spartan 2024-03-13, 20:19

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Post by Motown Spartan 2024-03-13, 20:19

Become an avid mountain biker.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2024-03-13, 20:31

stadium steps.
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Post by DWags 2024-03-13, 21:37

tGreenWay wrote:It’s happening! Guys (and Dendro), help! I’m getting old man ass! 1550444538
My ass isn’t as round like a peach as it used to be. It’s flattening out!
What can I do to restore my shapely buttocks?

Jump wood piles.
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Post by tGreenWay 2024-03-13, 22:08

Cameron wrote:There's a procedure for that.



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Post by tGreenWay 2024-03-13, 22:10

Motown Spartan wrote:Become an avid mountain biker.



I want to get back into cycling but don’t have the knees for mountain biking. This is the first time in five years my left knee will bend under 90° and I’m going to take full advantage of it.
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Post by tGreenWay 2024-03-13, 22:14

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:It’s happening! Guys (and Dendro), help! I’m getting old man ass! 1550444538
My ass isn’t as round like a peach as it used to be. It’s flattening out!
What can I do to restore my shapely buttocks?

Jump wood piles.



I’m not falling for that. Not the way you did, anyway. Guys (and Dendro), help! I’m getting old man ass! 1494614055
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Post by Nordic 2024-03-13, 22:41

Hip thrusters and squats
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Post by tGreenWay 2024-03-13, 23:19

Nordic wrote:Hip thrusters and squats



Hip thrusters sounds like it should be in Dendro’s erotica thread.
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Post by Trapper Gus 2024-03-14, 06:40

tGreenWay wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:

Gain weight



Hard pass. My belly is already turning round like a peach.

Now that's smutty
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Post by Dendrobates 2024-03-14, 09:04

tGreenWay wrote:
Nordic wrote:Hip thrusters and squats



Hip thrusters sounds like it should be in Dendro’s erotica thread.

There are multiple uses for hip thrusters
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