USA Disappoints at World Rowing Championships

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-08, 18:52

Only one gold for the unimpressive Americans - yet another poor showing on the water. Meanwhile the Brits top the table with 10 medals. The English world beaters deserve a good sit down after that impressive performance.

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by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-08, 18:57

Britain disappoints at containing an aggressive Germany.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-09-08, 18:59

Turtleneck wrote:Britain disappoints at containing an aggressive Germany.

And at dentistry.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-08, 19:06

Turtleneck wrote:Britain disappoints at containing an aggressive Germany.

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by **Death Roe** 2014-09-08, 19:47

Filed in the No One Cares folder.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-08, 19:49

Not even the Scots want to be your friends anymore.

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2014/0908/Scotland-independence-vote-tightens.-Are-Brits-paying-attention

by **tig ol bitties** 2014-09-08, 20:01

rowing has world championships?

I figured it was just a sport people didn't watch during the olympics.

learn something new everyday.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-08, 20:27

Turtleneck wrote:Not even the Scots want to be your friends anymore.

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2014/0908/Scotland-independence-vote-tightens.-Are-Brits-paying-attention

Isn't it cute? Their brains have become so addled from years of drinking super strength lager and passing out in train stations, that some of them have emerged from their hovels and are actually considering destroying their economy because they're still mad we chopped up William Wallace? They'll probably chicken out too, losers.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-08, 21:58

tig ol bitties wrote:rowing has world championships?

I figured it was just a sport people didn't watch during the olympics.

learn something new everyday.

Britain is good at it because you compete while sitting down.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-09-08, 22:13

Turtleneck wrote:

Britain is good at it because you compete while sitting down.

And have your hands on shafts.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-08, 22:48

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

And have your hands on shafts.

Bunch of wankers.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-08, 23:04

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

And have your hands on shafts.

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by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-08, 23:08

Seems like a good thread to post gay, old man porn in.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-09-08, 23:50

Seeing a lot of similarities between michigan and English sports.

They were both good one, i guess. Sure do like to talk about how good they used to be.

Cym Jim can enjoy the rowing championship the way Michigan can enjoy another ice dancing award. Homos.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-09, 02:09

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Seems like a good thread to post gay, old man porn in.

Can't be any more crude than some of your "cooking" USA Disappoints at World Rowing Championships 2599972566

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by **kingstonlake** 2014-09-09, 03:08

Bad technique oar not prepared?

by **AMwood** 2014-09-09, 06:13

that's kind of cool. how well do they do at sports?

by Toe 2014-09-09, 09:48

AMwood wrote:that's kind of cool. how well do they do at sports?

didn't ya hear? they're Champs...

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by **DroppedByADime** 2014-09-09, 10:05

Godammit... What the fuck is it going to take for us to get really good at rowing a boat? This is an embarrassment.

Screw all those major sports we dominate. I want excellence in row boating. Envious of mighty Britain. All the great athletes are there it seems. They kicked our ass at lawn croquet earlier this year , too.

Fuck them. Lucky elite athletes.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-09-09, 10:15

DroppedByADime wrote:Godammit... What the fuck is it going to take for us to get really good at rowing a boat? This is an embarrassment. Screw all those major sports we dominate. I want excellence in row boating. Envious of mighty Britain. All the great athletes are there it seems. They kicked our ass at lawn croquet earlier this year , too. Fuck them. Lucky elite athletes.

This is what engines are for! Amirite?

by **DroppedByADime** 2014-09-09, 10:25

Don't be jealous. Next you'll want to take away their butter-churning world titles or best boiled mystery meat makers.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-09, 11:05

DroppedByADime wrote:Screw all those major sports we dominate.

Major League Eating

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by **DroppedByADime** 2014-09-09, 11:18

Cym Jim wrote:DroppedByADime wrote:“Screw all those major sports we dominate. ” Major League EatingSee the image

Never really heard of it ..... It's probably as much of a sport as " rowing" though. Lol.

Have you heard of basketball ? Real football ? Baseball?

Since you like boats- why no Brits in Americas cup ? Remember when you had the best navy in the world ? Nah. Nobody does, that was a trick question.

I know you chaps like cricket-/ that almost seems like a sport. I think India destroys you at it though. They're some athletic sobs though. No shame.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-09, 11:42

DroppedByADime wrote:Since you like boats- why no Brits in Americas cup ?

You mean Sir Ben Ainslie's winning team? I think there was one American on the boat, Rome Kirby. There was a second, tactician John Kostecki, but he was sacked and replaced with a Brit after a horrendous performance in the initial races.

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by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-09, 12:00

DroppedByADime wrote:Godammit... What the fuck is it going to take for us to get really good at rowing a boat? This is an embarrassment.

Screw all those major sports we dominate. I want excellence in row boating. Envious of mighty Britain. All the great athletes are there it seems. They kicked our ass at lawn croquet earlier this year , too.

Fuck them. Lucky elite athletes.

Clearly the American rowing team needs to go on a recruiting trip to WMU.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2014-09-09, 15:15

Cym Jim wrote:Only one gold for the unimpressive Americans - yet another poor showing on the water. Meanwhile the Brits top the table with 10 medals. The English world beaters deserve a good sit down after that impressive performance.

Congratulations........I guess?
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by **tig ol bitties** 2014-09-09, 16:12

I didn't even believe this was an event so I looked it up. Ended over a week ago and still nobody knew about it.

New Zealand : 6 gold medals
breat britain : 4 gold medals

I find it odd that you have the brits on top of the table considering they didn't win the most golds...........

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by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-09, 16:43

tig ol bitties wrote:I find it odd that you have the brits on top of the table considering they didn't win the most golds...........

This is America thank you very much Mr Bitties, where medal tables are sorted by total medals. Or did the US come fourth in the winter Olympics?

http://espn.go.com/olympics/winter/2014/medals

by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-09, 16:50

Cym Jim wrote:
Isn't it cute? Their brains have become so addled from years of drinking super strength lager and passing out in train stations, that some of them have emerged from their hovels and are actually considering destroying their economy because they're still mad we chopped up William Wallace? They'll probably chicken out too, losers.

Or maybe destroying yours. Sounds like Dave and Nick are a little rattled.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2748983/Scottish-independence-cataclysmic-shock-UK-economy-warn-global-banks-investors-urged-pull-money-Britian.html

by **MiamiSpartan** 2014-09-09, 17:12

Cym Jim wrote:
Isn't it cute? Their brains have become so addled from years of drinking super strength lager and passing out in train stations, that some of them have emerged from their hovels and are actually considering destroying their economy because they're still mad we ~~chopped up William Wallace~~ charge taxes on their tea? They'll probably chicken out too, losers.

Ahh, yes, the fabled English idea that if someone were to dare leave their empire that the independent country could never succeed on it's own. Delusion still going strong after almost 250 years.

by RubberbandMan 2014-09-09, 17:19

Cym Jim wrote:
Isn't it cute? Their brains have become so addled from years of drinking super strength lager and passing out in train stations, that some of them have emerged from their hovels and are actually considering destroying their economy because they're still mad we chopped up William Wallace? They'll probably chicken out too, losers.

Bummer about your rapidly approaching irrelevance. If England keeps on shrinking, you think they'll lose veto power on the Security Council? Or do you think the USA will keep you around as a puppet to give us another vote?

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-09, 17:25

Turtleneck wrote:

Or maybe destroying yours. Sounds like Dave and Nick are a little rattled.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2748983/Scottish-independence-cataclysmic-shock-UK-economy-warn-global-banks-investors-urged-pull-money-Britian.html

Wells

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-09, 17:33

The US entry in the men's single sculls is closing in on the finish line.

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by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-09, 17:51

Cym Jim wrote:The US entry in the men's single sculls is closing in on the finish line.

Oh, please. You're a bunch of lard asses, too.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-09-09, 18:15

Turtleneck wrote:

Oh, please. You're a bunch of lard asses, too.

That's just the backward Scots skewing the data:

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