The Swill's worst gambler so far...

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LoneWolfSparty $100.00


That's embarrassing.

Who is Jmo20172 or whatever the name is?

I haven't won yet either, I'm finding out that I'm shitty at gambling.

Better here than at the sportsbook

So glad it's not my real money. I admit I suck, I have never gambled in my life.

I'm not far behind.

The house always wins.

steveschneider wrote:The house always wins.

Is miser banking off us already?!

You gotta know when to fold...

steveschneider wrote:The house always wins.

There's no vig on Swill Bookie so the house certainly could "lose". At the moment, the house is actually "down" $942.50 against the original $500 everyone was given. That is, total win amount is $942.50 greater than total lose amount.

I think I broke even this is fun. I can't wait to bet it all on the under on a wisconsin basketball game. I'll be rolling in fake cash

Well tonight's going for shit.

I don't think there are any sharps making bets.

HEAVY money on MSU and Minnesota.

I got buzzed and pushed all in on ASU.

Redskins -3.5 for $425 or some shit is looking good for me...HOW DO I GET MORE CASH?!

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Redskins -3.5 for $425 or some shit is looking good for me...HOW DO I GET MORE CASH?!

See the Swill Bookie beta announcement. You can trade your worthless points for more Swill Bookie cheddah.

Heat Miser wrote: See the Swill Bookie beta announcement. You can trade your worthless points for more Swill Bookie cheddah.

I like my points. They make me look like a respected blogger. I also retweet a lot.

I think I prefer not having a rooting interest in these random Thursday night games.

steveschneider wrote:You gotta know when to fold...

Thank you for getting this stuck in my head.

Also even though I have no idea what I'm doing, I gave this a go. Fake money and internet glory will be mine!!

Sparty on brah! wrote:

steveschneider wrote:You gotta know when to fold...

Thank you for getting this stuck in my head.

Also even though I have no idea what I'm doing, I gave this a go. Fake money and internet glory will be mine!!

Don't forget to have a look at Swill Casino!

number 2 bitches. On my to the top....just like in life. edit: number 3 now, was number 2 little bit ago.

InTenSity wrote:Who is Jmo20172 or whatever the name is?

Nobody special. Just a reader.

Pretty sure I'm the shittiest now.

I really suck balls at betting on the NFL.

Cashed in all my open bets and put everything on the over for Pats/Chiefs!!!

I'm coming back MOMMA!!!

LoneWolfSparty wrote:So glad it's not my real money. I admit I suck, I have never gambled in my life.

I blew a lot of money on the Wolverines and Jets this weekend.

steveschneider wrote:

I blew a lot of money on the Wolverines and Jets this weekend.

Was going to bet everything on UM. Wised up and only lost $300. Hoke sucks.

NigelUno wrote:

Was going to bet everything on UM. Wised up and only lost $300. Hoke sucks.

I just put my remaining balance on the Patriots. If I lose there goes this months rent.

Up $400 with a $100 on Hoke being escorted out before 1/1/15!

Rocinante wrote:Cashed in all my open bets and put everything on the over for Pats/Chiefs!!!

I'm coming back MOMMA!!!

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh bitches.

Gomer appears to be kicking ass on Swill Casino

I need a swill vReload

Heat Miser wrote:Gomer appears to be kicking ass on Swill Casino

I think he's been playing slots for 8 hours.

Heat Miser wrote:

I think he's been playing slots for 8 hours.

Ball for a living in your casino, Heat.

My 1st bet was $500 on the Pats and they suffered the 2nd worse loss since Belichick was head coach. Don't worry, I won't bet on the MSU game, but if I get a reload I will put $500 on scUM which should result in a massive beating.

Izzo Court wrote:My 1st bet was $500 on the Pats and they suffered the 2nd worse loss since Belichick was head coach. Don't worry, I won't bet on the MSU game, but if I get a reload I will put $500 on scUM which should result in a massive beating.

You can "reload" by playing B1G $LOT$ on Swill Casino.

Heat Miser wrote:

You can "reload" by playing B1G $LOT$ on Swill Casino.

Cool, thanks! I just put $500 down on scUM to cover, it will now be a bloodbath.

Congrats to tSwill's first millionaire!

Don't forget! The Hoke/Brandon bets are closing tomorrow at Noon. Get your bets in!