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FOR FUCKS SAKE. THE Dave Warnerfication OF AMERICA CONTINUES
No words. We're Dave Warner. The terrorists have won.
take the swings down you pussies.
take the swings down you pussies.
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The district says pressure from insurance companies over the liability is part of the issue, according to a local report.
You know, when we had a playground accident in the 60s, you'd just rub some dirt on it and get back to whatever you were doing.
Now, of course, if there's an accident it's somebody else's fault and we have to sue them for damages.
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Floyd Robertson wrote:
You know, when we had a playground accident in the 60s, you'd just rub some dirt on it and get back to whatever you were doing.
Now, of course, if there's an accident it's somebody else's fault and we have to sue them for damages.
Their logic: The swings are the most unsafe piece of equipment on the playground, so lets take them out. O.K., but when you do, then what's the most unsafe piece of equipment left? Doesn't that now become the most "unsafe". So, shouldn't we take that piece of equipment out? Then, when you take that one out.........
Lets just send our kids out into an empty field and tell them to walk the fuck around for 1/2 hour and come back in.
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We've talked before about all the stupid shit we did on the swings when we were kids. If you weren't an athletic kid, then it was pretty stupid for you to try a swing stunt. Athletic kids could do them all day long and not get hurt.
Day took r swngz! Da tuk r swingz! D tk r sngs!
Day took r swngz! Da tuk r swingz! D tk r sngs!
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DWags wrote:No words. We're pussies. The terrorists have won.
take the swings down you pussies.
Wait! We can't have "winners" and "losers". .........or swings.
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DWags wrote:No words. We're pussies. The terrorists have won.
take the swings down you pussies.
Man, I'm 23 and I can't stand how soft the world is today. Also is ridiculous how there can be a lawsuit for anything. Kids are kids, and they're going to find ways to hurt themselves. If they don't do it on the swings, they're going to find some other way to potentially get hurt.
This is stupid. I feel bad for kids growing up now. The pussified America is going to rob them of a lot of fun and valuable lessons.
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SpartanHT wrote:
Man, I'm 23 and I can't stand how soft the world is today. Also is ridiculous how there can be a lawsuit for anything. Kids are kids, and they're going to find ways to hurt themselves. If they don't do it on the swings, they're going to find some other way to potentially get hurt.
This is stupid. I feel bad for kids growing up now. The pussified America is going to rob them of a lot of fun and valuable lessons.
I agree the rough and tumble 00's were the time when true men were created.
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All of this bullshit can be blamed on fvcking lawyers. Scumbags of the Earth.
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On the one hand it's ridiculous. On the other I have witnessed (sometimes by partcipation) in lots of bumps, abrasions, bruises, concussions, fractures, etc.., etc. on the swings. Of course we found ways to get injured on everything. Part of being a kid. I dropped a girl on a see-saw while she wasn't looking and ended up breaking her wrist. Or maybe it was her ankle. Not sure, I was a dick. She got hurt, I laughed a lot. World keeps on turning. Are the monkey bars/jungle jim still around? Don't even have to get creative to get injured on that thing.
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Kids get injured, its part of growing up and hopefully keeps them from doing something even dumber later on.
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Isn't there something cooler than swings by now, anyway? It's 2014. Wake the fuck up whoever makes playground equipment. Get creative.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Isn't there something cooler than swings by now, anyway? It's 2014. Wake the fuck up whoever makes playground equipment. Get creative.
Yes, the cooler stuff is called X-Box and the internet.
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With a swing you get to go really high and for a brief moment hit weightlessness. These are for 3-7 year olds, roughly, not teenagers. A box will often entertain a kid more than whatever toy you bought them.Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Isn't there something cooler than swings by now, anyway? It's 2014. Wake the fuck up whoever makes playground equipment. Get creative.
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Looks like no more "hey dittle dittle with your kitty in the middle of the swing like ya didn't care"......
Shame.
Shame.
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I seem to recall many more kids getting injured on the monkey bars.
Remember we had a thing like the American gladiators rings that got taken down when 3 kids got broken arms in the first couple weeks of school
Remember we had a thing like the American gladiators rings that got taken down when 3 kids got broken arms in the first couple weeks of school
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You Yanks are a bunch of pussies.
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Cym Jim wrote:You Yanks are a bunch of wankers
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LLWS sign stealing
Stealing signs is against the rules now? In my day, that was just part of the game. If you don't switch things up when a runner gets to second, that's on you. I used to think there was a distinction between "gamesmanship" and "unsportsmanlike," but I guess not.
Stealing signs is against the rules now? In my day, that was just part of the game. If you don't switch things up when a runner gets to second, that's on you. I used to think there was a distinction between "gamesmanship" and "unsportsmanlike," but I guess not.
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Cameron wrote:LLWS sign stealing
Stealing signs is against the rules now? In my day, that was just part of the game. If you don't switch things up when a runner gets to second, that's on you. I used to think there was a distinction between "gamesmanship" and "unsportsmanlike," but I guess not.
The indicator meant the signal was real. Without that it's all just bullshit. Come on little leaguers.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Cameron wrote:LLWS sign stealing
Stealing signs is against the rules now? In my day, that was just part of the game. If you don't switch things up when a runner gets to second, that's on you. I used to think there was a distinction between "gamesmanship" and "unsportsmanlike," but I guess not.
The indicator meant the signal was real. Without that it's all just bullshit. Come on little leaguers.
As I recall, for a couple of the shittier kids on my little league team who didn't play much, trying to crack the other team's signs from the bench was their biggest contribution to the team. Seems a shame to take that away from the unathletic kids.
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TO BE FAIR...
Through winter conditioning and fall leagues, indoor winter leagues... weight regiments, special coaches etc. To be a committed baseball kid now a days is a billion times tougher then back in the 80's.
Through winter conditioning and fall leagues, indoor winter leagues... weight regiments, special coaches etc. To be a committed baseball kid now a days is a billion times tougher then back in the 80's.
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Playing on playgrounds is for peasants anyways
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Cameron wrote:Bump
JFC lol. I can't believe a county has such a policy. I'm surprised they even allow winners and losers.
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HT wrote:DWags wrote:No words. We're pussies. The terrorists have won.
take the swings down you pussies.
Man, I'm 23 and I can't stand how soft the world is today. Also is ridiculous how there can be a lawsuit for anything. Kids are kids, and they're going to find ways to hurt themselves. If they don't do it on the swings, they're going to find some other way to potentially get hurt.
This is stupid. I feel bad for kids growing up now. The pussified America is going to rob them of a lot of fun and valuable lessons.
One playground teeter-totter / see-saw has done more for mankind than 1/2 of the lawyers.
Somewhat lame with the constant potential to damage somebody. It's a teaching tool.
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Cameron wrote:Bump
That’s absurd.
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Why do we associate weakness with a slang word for female anatomy?
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
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Turtleneck wrote:Why do we associate weakness with a slang word for female anatomy?
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
Done.
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Turtleneck wrote:Why do we associate weakness with a slang word for female anatomy?
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
Your vag is dripping.
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Turtleneck wrote:Why do we associate weakness with a slang word for female anatomy?
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
A lot of men are insecure.
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SawGreen wrote:Turtleneck wrote:Why do we associate weakness with a slang word for female anatomy?
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
Your vag is dripping.
It sounds small, bro.
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LEAVE DAVE WARNER ALONE!
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Turtleneck wrote:Why do we associate weakness with a slang word for female anatomy?
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
And why do we associate boorish behavior with a slang word for the male anatomy?
Because some people are dicks, and some people are pussies, and some people are both, that's why.
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Cameron wrote:Turtleneck wrote:Why do we associate weakness with a slang word for female anatomy?
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
And why do we associate boorish behavior with a slang word for the male anatomy?
Because some people are dicks, and some people are pussies, and some people are both, that's why.
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Isn't "lady" a perfectly acceptable insult in the old country?
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Will you ladies please STFU. So annoying.
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Cameron wrote:Turtleneck wrote:Why do we associate weakness with a slang word for female anatomy?
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
And why do we associate boorish behavior with a slang word for the male anatomy?
Because some people are dicks, and some people are pussies, and some people are both, that's why.
I don't really see men being historically situated in the same way as women. And although Dick is used as a pejorative term referencing male anatomy, it's also the diminutive of Richard. The same is not true for the other word. But I totally get it. For many men, their ego and self-worth depends on degrading and minimizing women.
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Cameron wrote:Turtleneck wrote:Why do we associate weakness with a slang word for female anatomy?
Maybe it should be the MSU football offensification of America.
And why do we associate boorish behavior with a slang word for the male anatomy?
Because some people are dicks, and some people are pussies, and some people are both, that's why.
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