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Post by LoneWolfSparty Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 15:48

I know you all wanted to know.
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Post by tTito Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 15:50

Tell Bo I said "hi"
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 15:57

How many wipes?
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Post by LoneWolfSparty Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 16:01

tTito wrote:Tell Bo I said "hi"

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Post by Nommad2 Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 9:54

You ARE a giant crap.
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Post by Jethro Bodeen Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 10:00

We need to know more:

Texture (Corn or other fibrous material ? ) Aroma (earthy or hellish?) Consistency (thick and gooey or wet with globs?)
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Post by Brock Middlebrook Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 10:49

Jethro Bodeen wrote:We need to know more:

Texture (Corn or other fibrous material ? ) Aroma (earthy or hellish?) Consistency (thick and gooey or wet with globs?)

Maybe he's still waiting
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Post by GirbaudJeans Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 11:22

I can hold your hand.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 11:36

Jethro Bodeen wrote:We need to know more:

Texture (Corn or other fibrous material ? ) Aroma (earthy or hellish?) Consistency (thick and gooey or wet with globs?)

Texture: smooth and uniform. Aroma: roses. Consistency: smooth.

I eat a lot of fiber.
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Post by Jake from State Farm Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 12:26

I usually divide up my crap taking into three or four trips so I don't overtax the system.
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Post by InTenSity Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 12:29

I hope you don't have the ebolas.
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Post by Jethro Bodeen Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 18:36

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Texture: smooth and uniform. Aroma: roses. Consistency: smooth.

I eat a lot of fiber.

Hemorrhoids? Bleeding? Cramps? Leakage especially after you are sure you got it all?

We need to know even if we don't want to hear it.

Truth, Man! We can handle it!
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Post by LoneWolfSparty Fri 10 Oct 2014 - 10:56

Jethro Bodeen wrote:

Hemorrhoids? Bleeding? Cramps? Leakage especially after you are sure you got it all?

We need to know even if we don't want to hear it.

Truth, Man! We can handle it!

No. No. No. And no.

Though today I'm having some cramps. I'm posting on the Swill while I relieve them.

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Post by Jethro Bodeen Fri 10 Oct 2014 - 17:58

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

No. No. No. And no.

Though today I'm having some cramps. I'm posting on the Swill while I relieve them.


Yeah- I ate a Hungry Man Beef pot-pie while crapping a pile of goop that resembled that very same Hungry Man Beef pot-pie. I felt at one with the universe.
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