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by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:13

What kind of questions do you have in mind? Any kind of topic from MSU to sports to felines. I will do my best to answer your questions. And if I don't feel like it, I won't answer it. But it a go and we'll see what happens. Ask Dendro 3003718628

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by **Rocinante** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:15

Based on my posting style, how long do you think my penis is?

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:16

Rocinante wrote:Based on my posting style, how long do you think my penis is?

One question first....are you a midget?

by **Code_Warrior** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:19

My wife has 3 cats. Urine Gone doesn't appear to be all that effective at getting cat urine out of the carpet. Given that information, can you summarize your cat urine removal technique?

by **Rocinante** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:20

Dendrobates wrote:

One question first....are you a midget?

I wish.

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:21

In or out?

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:21

Code_Warrior wrote:My wife has 3 cats. Urine Gone doesn't appear to be all that effective at getting cat urine out of the carpet. Given that information, can you summarize your cat urine removal technique?

Carpet replacement. Seriously.

by **Heat Miser** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:23

Please post your Jell-O shot recipe(s).

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:25

Code_Warrior wrote:My wife has 3 cats. Urine Gone doesn't appear to be all that effective at getting cat urine out of the carpet. Given that information, can you summarize your cat urine removal technique?

If your cats keep peeing in the same spot, that shit is in the carpet and only getting ride of the carpet will the smell go away.

You need to soak it up as much as possible first with paper towels. A wet vac next is perfect. Or use nature's miracle cleaner. I sometimes use baking soda afterwards for smell.

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:25

If I were female would I have a better chance with you? And if yes, why has Blanch never had a chance?

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:25

Rocinante wrote:

I wish.

5.5 inches. But good girth

by **Code_Warrior** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:26

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Carpet replacement. Seriously.

Been there, done that, new cat, new problem, now I'm pissed off.

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:28

Dendrobates wrote:

5.5 inches. But good girth

He still wishes.

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:28

Heat Miser wrote:Please post your Jell-O shot recipe(s).

Very simple. 1 package has you use 2 cups of water. First cup hot, second cup cold. Replace cold with equal amountf of booze. Because I make so many, I usual just use Burnetts vodka. If I'm ok with spending more, I might mix a flavored pucker to match the Jello flavor. I buy the cups/lids at Gordon's food service

by **Rocinante** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:35

Dendrobates wrote:

5.5 inches. But good girth

So you think I have a chode. Awesome.

Follow up: what about my posting style led you to this conclusion? I would like women on the internet to assume I have a larger penis than 5.5 inches (even with good girth). Some posting tips to convey "large dick" would be appreciated.

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:36

What time is it?

by **InTenSity** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:44

Why do you love Nebraska so much?

by **Rocinante** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 16:59

Does my evolution talk in the Ebola thread make you horny?

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:12

LoneWolfSparty wrote:If I were female would I have a better chance with you? And if yes, why has Blanch never had a chance?

Yes....and Blanch, ew and never.

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:13

Rocinante wrote:

So you think I have a chode. Awesome.

Follow up: what about my posting style led you to this conclusion? I would like women on the internet to assume I have a larger penis than 5.5 inches (even with good girth). Some posting tips to convey "large dick" would be appreciated.

Well, I automatically assume any guy posting on here has average or smaller than average (or needle dick) penis. I don't think posting makes a huge difference. With the exception of having a serious ego on the board, than I assume they have a 4 inch needle dick.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:14

Do you enjoy, anal?

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:14

InTenSity wrote:Why do you love Nebraska so much?

When Nebraska came into the big 10, I went over to their board. It was refreshing to talk to people without every post being "attention whore". So I started talking to them a lot, and still like to visit there. I also meet a lot of people from Nebraska when I lived in Iowa.

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:15

LoneWolfSparty wrote:What time is it?

Time for you to get a watch.

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:15

Rocinante wrote:Does my evolution talk in the Ebola thread make you horny?

tl;dr

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:16

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Do you enjoy, anal?

Not really. A finger or 2 is good enough.

by **Rocinante** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:18

Dendrobates wrote:

Well, I automatically assume any guy posting on here has average or smaller than average (or needle dick) penis. I don't think posting makes a huge difference. With the exception of having a serious ego on the board, than I assume they have a 4 inch needle dick.

So self-deprecating = hung like a horse. Got it.

by **Rocinante** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:20

Dendrobates wrote:

Not really. A finger or 2 is good enough.

My girlfriend continues to not admit she likes that, but it's like the orgasm button.

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:22

Who's the poster you're most disappointed that he/she hasn't stalked you?

by Spartanic Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 17:53

Sitting at the bar, what beer should I drink next?

by **Gomer** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:14

Syrup or jelly?

by **Gomer** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:15

Rocinante wrote:

My girlfriend continues to not admit she likes that, but it's like the orgasm button.

It's because she wants you to get your thumb out of her ass already Ask Dendro 502811600

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:22

Floyd Robertson wrote:Who's the poster you're most disappointed that he/she hasn't stalked you?

Hmmm....I will go with SeeRockCity

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:23

Spartanic wrote:Sitting at the bar, what beer should I drink next?

Killians

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:24

Gomer wrote:Syrup or jelly?

Do people interchange these for common foods?

I think syrup on waffles/pancakes/ice cream

And jelly on sandwiches or toast.

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:25

Dendrobates wrote:

Do people interchange these for common foods?

I think syrup on waffles/pancakes/ice cream

And jelly on sandwiches or toast.

I would have said the same!!! Except for the ice cream.

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:26

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

I would have said the same!!! Except for the ice cream.

Just last night I had vanilla ice cream with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:27

Dendrobates wrote:

Just last night I had vanilla ice cream with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Oh I was thinking maple.

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:33

Dendrobates wrote:

Just last night I had vanilla ice cream with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

You ever try the Special Dark?

by **Dendrobates** Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:42

Floyd Robertson wrote:

You ever try the Special Dark?

Nope. Is it worth trying?

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:58

Dendrobates wrote:

Nope. Is it worth trying?

Yes!!! It's awesome. For ice cream too. :whistle:

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