Re: Bump if you're at work and have no motivation

by **Floyd Robertson** 7/5/2018, 8:06 am

Two Mondays in one week kinda sucks Bump if you're at work and have no motivation - Page 2 2130724145

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 7/5/2018, 8:19 am

by **InTenSity** 7/5/2018, 8:44 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:Two Mondays in one week kinda sucks

2 Fridays though.

by MSU addict 7/5/2018, 8:44 am

43 accrued vacation days and they won't let me take a couple of days off.

by **InTenSity** 7/5/2018, 9:14 am

MSU addict wrote:43 accrued vacation days and they won't let me take a couple of days off.

That's crazy. My wife has something like 20 days accrued, but because of her schedule and being part time, she can basically go a year and only take 2 days off and still go on vacation.
She would need to work Sun/Mon in week 1 and then Fri/Sat in Week 2 and that would be considered no missed time.

by **Cameron** 7/5/2018, 11:28 am

Bump.

by **Cameron** 7/6/2018, 12:03 pm

Bump.

by **Floyd Robertson** 7/6/2018, 12:35 pm

Yeah, I pretty much decided I'm not really working on any projects yesterday or today. I'm just catching up on reading shit that I've bookmarked over the last month. In other words, surfing the 'net.

by **steveschneider** 7/6/2018, 12:40 pm

Fuck work.

by **Cameron** 7/27/2018, 2:01 pm

Bump.

by **InTenSity** 7/27/2018, 2:15 pm

So typical of Cameron to stalk Steve.

1 month later.

by **steveschneider** 7/27/2018, 2:36 pm

InTenSity wrote:So typical of Cameron to stalk Steve.

1 month later.

I'm happy to report Cameron has a made a lot of progress and has been more civil lately. Took a few years but he realized I'm not so bad.

by **Cameron** 7/27/2018, 4:23 pm

Fuck you, steve. You're the worst there was, the worst there is, and the worst there ever will be.

by **steveschneider** 7/27/2018, 5:08 pm

Cameron wrote:Fuck you, steve. You're the worst there was, the worst there is, and the worst there ever will be.

Just a little speed bump in all the progress you’ve made towards being a normal and polite human being. Going off memory but when you were showing up here after drinking lots of gin and cranberry juice (blech) you were at your angriest and those were the most hateful moments.

by **Cameron** 7/28/2018, 12:19 pm

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:Fuck you, steve. You're the worst there was, the worst there is, and the worst there ever will be.

Just a little speed bump in all the progress you’ve made towards being a normal and polite human being. Going off memory but when you were showing up here after drinking lots of gin and cranberry juice (blech) you were at your angriest and those were the most hateful moments.

I've been drinking mostly rum and cokes for a while now. Might have to get some gin and cranberry though, I do enjoy those...

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 7/28/2018, 2:08 pm

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Just a little speed bump in all the progress you’ve made towards being a normal and polite human being. Going off memory but when you were showing up here after drinking lots of gin and cranberry juice (blech) you were at your angriest and those were the most hateful moments.

I've been drinking mostly rum and cokes for a while now. Might have to get some gin and cranberry though, I do enjoy those...

Rum and cokes are the bud light of mixed drinks

by **Cameron** 7/28/2018, 6:08 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I've been drinking mostly rum and cokes for a while now. Might have to get some gin and cranberry though, I do enjoy those...

Rum and cokes are the bud light of mixed drinks

Okay, now I'm thoroughly insulted. What's your drink of choice?

by **steveschneider** 7/29/2018, 5:45 am

Cameron wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Rum and cokes are the bud light of mixed drinks

Okay, now I'm thoroughly insulted. What's your drink of choice?

Nothing wrong with a rum and coke. I prefer dark and stormys though.

by **Cameron** 11/8/2018, 4:26 pm

Bump. Just not feeling it today.

by **Rocinante** 11/8/2018, 4:58 pm

Rum and coke is good, but vodka cranberry is real good. I like mostly brown liquors though. Clear liquors seem to give me a hangover.

by **Floyd Robertson** 12/21/2018, 11:16 am

Bump if you're at work and have no motivation - Page 2 Bump10

I'm not even motivated enough to pretend to be working today.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 12/21/2018, 11:19 am

by **InTenSity** 12/21/2018, 12:40 pm

I think I'm gonna go hit up a bar, have a beer and come back.

by Senior Dickfist 12/21/2018, 12:52 pm

InTenSity wrote:I think I'm gonna go hit up a bar, have a beer and come back.

I'm sitting at a bar right now with my laptop. Time for another glass of vino.

by **InTenSity** 12/21/2018, 1:23 pm

Ok, I'll make it a beer and a bourbon on the rocks.

by AvgMSUJoe 12/21/2018, 3:07 pm

by **The Pantry** 12/21/2018, 3:11 pm

Fucked the dog for a couple hours this morning then had our Christmas luncheon. They always order way too much food. Walked out of there with a full unopened tray of Caesar salad and unopened bottle of Vince & Joe's awesome Caesar dressing. Be eating salad all weekend.

by **Cameron** 12/21/2018, 4:21 pm

Is "fucked the dog" a euphemism I'm not familiar with, or are you having a strange day?

by **The Pantry** 12/21/2018, 4:59 pm

Cameron wrote:Is "fucked the dog" a euphemism I'm not familiar with, or are you having a strange day?

Never heard the phrase "screwing the pooch"?
fucking the dog
fucking the dog

by **steveschneider** 12/21/2018, 5:02 pm

I’m done.

by **Cameron** 12/21/2018, 5:27 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Cameron wrote:Is "fucked the dog" a euphemism I'm not familiar with, or are you having a strange day?
Never heard the phrase "screwing the pooch"?
fucking the dog
fucking the dog

I'm familiar with "screwed the pooch," but I've always understood it to be a euphemism for making a mistake, not for pretending to work.

by **Floyd Robertson** 12/21/2018, 7:36 pm

Cameron wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Never heard the phrase "screwing the pooch"?
fucking the dog
fucking the dog

I'm familiar with "screwed the pooch," but I've always understood it to be a euphemism for making a mistake, not for pretending to work.

For example, Gus Grissom screwed the pooch when he blew the hatch.

by **The Pantry** 12/21/2018, 9:42 pm

Screwed the pooch = you fucked up or purposely fucked off
Screwing the pooch = you're in the process of fucking up or fucking off

Fucked the dog = you purposely fucked off
Fucking the dog = you're in the process of fucking off

Very subtle difference in meanings. Screw has two. Fuck has one.

by **Floyd Robertson** 12/26/2018, 9:17 am

Post Christmas bump.

by **Motown Spartan** 12/26/2018, 9:30 am

Sons a bitches.

by **steveschneider** 12/26/2018, 11:03 am

It's like watching paint dry today.

by AvgMSUJoe 5/24/2019, 2:57 pm

MOTHER FAAAAAAAAKER

(I don't want to be here.)

by **Floyd Robertson** 5/24/2019, 3:59 pm

I knew better and finagled a work from home day.

by **Nordic** 8/30/2019, 9:17 am

I ain't doing shit today

by **Floyd Robertson** 8/30/2019, 9:19 am

Nordic wrote:I ain't doing shit today

Yeah, less is more.

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