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Post by Turtleneck Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:18 pm

...I thought turkeys could fly.

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Post by WBill Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:26 pm

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/television/2014/10/27/wkrp_in_cincinnati_finally_lives_on_in_dvd_format.html
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Post by DWags Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:28 pm

Greatest. Thanksgiving. sitcom. Ever.
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Post by DWags Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:29 pm

Seriously, all you ever have to do is say those five words to anybody on Thanksgiving and they'll immediately start laughing if they're old enough to remember.
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Post by WBill Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:33 pm

"It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack."
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Post by Code_Warrior Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:46 pm

Episode was funny as hell. Also, I LOVE BAILEY QUARTERS! That is all.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty Thu Nov 27, 2014 5:13 pm

Turkeys can fly.
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Post by Turtleneck Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:04 pm

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Turkeys can fly.

How many innocent turkeys have you slaughtered in your lifetime?
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Post by LoneWolfSparty Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:08 pm

Turtleneck wrote:

How many innocent turkeys have you slaughtered in your lifetime?

A few. But I only kill the guilty ones.
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Post by Turtleneck Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:10 pm

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

A few. But I only kill the guilty ones.

Oh, so you get to be judge, jury, and executioner?
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Post by The Pantry Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:11 pm

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Turkeys can fly.
Not well. They can get over a tall fence but that's about it
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Post by Code_Warrior Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:30 pm

Wild Turkeys can fly up to 55mph and they roost in trees at night. Domesticated Turkeys are raised to be eaten and are too heavy to fly. I'd post a YouTube video, but I'm on my phone and I'm only getting the mobile link address.
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Post by The Pantry Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:05 pm

Code_Warrior wrote:Wild Turkeys can fly up to 55mph and they roost in trees at night. Domesticated Turkeys are raised to be eaten and are too heavy to fly. I'd post a YouTube video, but I'm on my phone and I'm only getting the mobile link address.
Fascinating. Haven't seen many wild and didn't realize they were tree birds

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Post by LoneWolfSparty Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:15 pm

Turtleneck wrote:

Oh, so you get to be judge, jury, and executioner?

Yes. It's called being on top of the food chain?
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Post by Turtleneck Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:18 pm

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Yes. It's called being on top of the food chain?

I get the impression Ebola is at the top of the food chain.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:19 pm

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I get the impression Ebola is at the top of the food chain.

Good point. According to the MSM anyway.
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Post by Turtleneck Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:41 pm

Markov switching multifractal?
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Post by MiamiSpartan Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:51 am

DWags wrote:Seriously, all you ever have to do is say those five words to anybody on Thanksgiving and they'll immediately start laughing if they're old enough to remember.
So true. In fact, when I saw Turtleneck's "Breaking News On Thanksgiving" thread (before seeing this) I thought the news was going to be, "the Pinedale shopping mall has just been BOMBED with live turkeys. Film at 11."

That whole scene with Les' report, including the cuts to Johnny and everyone in the studio, is one of my favorite TV scenes of all time.
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Post by Gomer Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:37 pm

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Yes. It's called being on top of the food chain?

The Pantry wrote:Fascinating. Haven't seen many wild and didn't realize they were tree birds
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Post by tGreenWay Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:29 pm

Code_Warrior wrote:Episode was funny as hell. Also, I LOVE BAILEY QUARTERS! That is all.

100% this. Most guys I knew drooled over Loni Anderson's character. But, Jan Smithers/Bailey Quarters was the sizzling little minx who was just waiting to get freaky.
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