How worried are you about today's game?

I've looked at a bunch of different scenarios for today's game, and they all result in a loss. In all likelihood, this will be a high scoring match where we end up 10-14 points on the short side. If you want to hedge today's game, go with Baylor -2.5 and over 70.5. Win-win, and easy money.

I'm more concerned about which khakis I'm going to buy. Any advice?

InTenSity wrote:I'm more concerned about which khakis I'm going to buy. Any advice?

Look, we all want to win. But if you look objectively Baylor is a matchup nightmare for us. It will be a really fun game to watch, but we just don't really have a shot.

I'm worried. I love this team but they have struggled against offenses like the one Baylor has this season.

I do think Lippett at CB is going to help stabilize the defense, though. Hopefully some others took big steps in bowl season and we go out there and kick their ass.

The best way to beat Baylor is keep them off the field. They can be run on. They should be run on. MSU knows this. MSU will exploit that defense. Shorten the game and they can win. TOP means a lot today. Fuck Marc Summers he's a little bitch.

Kruse, Reschke and Kittredge out. Kruse hurts.

Rocinante wrote:The best way to beat Baylor is keep them off the field. They can be run on. They should be run on. MSU knows this. MSU will exploit that defense. Shorten the game and they can win. TOP means a lot today. Fuck Marc Summers he's a little bitch.

Why am I a bitch? I ran the numbers, and I simply don't see there being any chance of a clock control game with this team.

I'm worried you'll forget which we you mean one of these days

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Marc Summers wrote:I've looked at a bunch of different scenarios for today's game, and they all result in a loss. In all likelihood, this will be a high scoring match where we end up 10-14 points on the short side. If you want to hedge today's game, go with Baylor -2.5 and over 70.5. Win-win, and easy money.

I hope there aren't any "nucky" Spartans posing as wolverines on UofM forums.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:I'm worried you'll forget which we you mean one of these days

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Washtenaw CC

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Marc Summers wrote:I've looked at a bunch of different scenarios for today's game, and they all result in a loss. In all likelihood, this will be a high scoring match where we end up 10-14 points on the short side. If you want to hedge today's game, go with Baylor -2.5 and over 70.5. Win-win, and easy money.

Did the numbers have TCU beating Ole miss by 145?

Rocinante wrote:The best way to beat Baylor is keep them off the field. They can be run on. They should be run on. MSU knows this. MSU will exploit that defense. Shorten the game and they can win. TOP means a lot today. Fuck Marc Summers he's a little bitch.

Their pass defense is below par.

kingstonlake wrote:

Their pass defense is below par.

Big deal. Gotta keep the clock moving. I like scoring like anybody, but I want to see this game come in at like 2.75 hours.

Marc Summers wrote:

Why am I a bitch? I ran the numbers, and I simply don't see there being any chance of a clock control game with this team.

You ran the numbers? On your statistical analysis supercomputer? You're a bitch because you've proven it time and time again with your bullshit. Go away.

Rocinante wrote:

Big deal. Gotta keep the clock moving. I like scoring like anybody, but I want to see this game come in at like 2.75 hours.

Good point. Ignore their weakness on defense. Make sense.

kingstonlake wrote:

Did the numbers have TCU beating Ole miss by 145?

Yes, and that's actually another reason why we are going to lose today. Listen, I don't argue with the numbers. It's science.

kingstonlake wrote:

Good point. Ignore their weakness on defense. Make sense.

Oh gee look they're focusing on the running game. Hmm.

Rocinante wrote:

Oh gee look they're focusing on the running game. Hmm.

How much would you like to wager they have more passing attempts than their yearly average?

Even their backup linemen burn our shitty secondary.

Well, looks like my prediction is dead on. Did anyone take the easy money?

Marc Summers wrote:Well, looks like my prediction is dead on. Did anyone take the easy money?

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

Marc Summers wrote:Well, looks like my prediction is dead on. Did anyone take the easy money?

Say again dick bag?

I'm not worried.

Marc Summers wrote:I've looked at a bunch of different scenarios for today's game, and they all result in a loss. In all likelihood, this will be a high scoring match where we end up 10-14 points on the short side. If you want to hedge today's game, go with Baylor -2.5 and over 70.5. Win-win, and easy money.

What did Harbaugh think of the game bitch?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

What did Harbaugh think of the game bitch?

UM fans are out in full force. They needed MSU to get pounded so their "it's all over narrative" could go into high gear. MSU just screwed them.

Turtleneck wrote:

UM fans are out in full force. They needed MSU to get pounded so their "it's all over narrative" could go into high gear. MSU just screwed them.

Turtleneck wrote:

UM fans are out in full force. They needed MSU to get pounded so their "it's all over narrative" could go into high gear. MSU just screwed them.

Fuck them, fuck their mother, and fuck Harbaugh.