Re: 2nd Date In

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-04-29, 12:23

If you like it put a ring on it.....................

by SpartanGuard 2014-04-29, 12:58

The chances of this girl putting out for your are slim to nil. I've known plenty of girls like her and you won't get any of that 'til your wedding night. And she sounds crazy to boot...not the good kind, like you seem to be attracted to.

I'd pass if I were you.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 13:11

SpartanGuard wrote:The chances of this girl putting out for your are slim to nil. I've known plenty of girls like her and you won't get any of that 'til your wedding night. And she sounds crazy to boot...not the good kind, like you seem to be attracted to.

I'd pass if I were you.

if she doesn't put out by the 4th or 5th date i'm gonna move on because i'm not interested in giving her (or anybody else) half my shit again.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 13:12

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

methinks your friend and his wife want to bang this chick, and you are the gateway

that ferret smiley is one of the best things about this board.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 13:13

LoneWolfSparty wrote:If you like it put a ring on it.....................

uhm....

by Guest 2014-04-29, 13:13

AMwood wrote:she's a practicing christian.

she's 3 glasses of wine in and the discussion turns to religion.

i could have banged her last night.

Bizarro Fletch wrote:I feel like the percentage of Jesus freaks with bolt ons is quite low.

Not just the bolt ons....

Sucking down wine and ready to bang on date #2? Yeah those are 2 sure signs of a "practicing christian".

She sounds more like a fucking fruitcake ready to ruin your life.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-04-29, 13:14

AMwood wrote:

uhm....

So you're going to start dating guys?

by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 13:15

blanch32 wrote:

I'm not the one wasting quality poon pounding time on girls expecting a ring

how'd that threesome turn out, pal? is your butt hole sore?

by Guest 2014-04-29, 13:17

ROtown Sparty wrote:And I prefer to deal with my problems head on instead of praying to something I don't believe in. Then I went to bang the chick in high school that used to be a dork but is now hot.

Sounds just like Blanch

by MasonGuy 2014-04-29, 13:23

She won't leave. It is her Christian duty to save you. She can be had, but you will certainly regret it. Sins of the flesh need to be reconciled as well. I would recommend a handgun and a security system.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 13:25

MasonGuy wrote:She won't leave. It is her Christian duty to save you. She can be had, but you will certainly regret it. Sins of the flesh need to be reconciled as well. I would recommend a handgun and a security system.

i'm all good. i'm sort of a crazy chick whisperer.

by ROtown Sparty 2014-04-29, 13:52

AMwood wrote:

i'm all good. i'm sort of a crazy chick whisperer.

Careful man, crazy chicks are relatively harmless but I had one spray paint "Kelli is a whore" in my street and egg my house. I'm still not sure who Kelli is.

by **SeeRockCity** 2014-04-29, 13:55

AMwood wrote:
MasonGuy wrote:She won't leave. It is her Christian duty to save you. She can be had, but you will certainly regret it. Sins of the flesh need to be reconciled as well. I would recommend a handgun and a security system.

i'm all good. i'm sort of a crazy chick whisperer.

by All Your Base 2014-04-29, 13:57

The Lonely Stoner wrote:So supper christian chick is going to give you the goods before marriage? She sounds crazy, and if there's one thing I've learned through life is that you never stick your dick in crazy.

Never put a RING on crazy. Putting your dick in crazy can be damned fun.

by **pulling69** 2014-04-29, 15:01

Can't wait to hear a news story about some non-practicing Christian dude having his wang chopped off after the 5th date, and somehow he will be quoted as saying "if you think this is bad you should do a story on my ex-wife" as he is wheeled away to the ambulance.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-04-29, 15:12

AMwood wrote: i could have banged her last night..

Got to love this society:

Girl cries because the guy she likes doesn't believe in God ='s she's crazy.

Girl that is ready to put out after 2 dates ='s completely normal.

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by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 15:15

you see, the thing going in is, i know what i'm lookin' at. a girl with the cray cray will freak you out because she surprises you with her craziness. it can come out of left field and for no reason at all. if you go in with your eyes wide open, you can break them like a wild stallion and get a very serviceable couple of years out of them.

you just have to limit public exposure because you don't want to be embarrassed.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-04-29, 15:40

All Your Base wrote:

Never put a RING on crazy. Putting your dick in crazy can be damned fun.

Until crazy tries to trap you by saying you planted baby crazy inside of her.

by AvgMSUJoe 2014-04-29, 15:55

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Got to love this society:

Girl cries because the guy she likes doesn't believe in God ='s she's crazy.

Girl that is ready to put out after 2 dates ='s completely normal.

AND all that in the same chick ='s RUN!!!

Nuts-adjacent is no way to go through life.

by MSULordyoda 2014-04-29, 15:59

All Your Base wrote:

Never put a RING on crazy. Putting your dick in crazy can be damned fun.

Truer words have never been spoken.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 16:00

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

AND all that in the same chick ='s RUN!!!

Nuts-adjacent is no way to go through life.

i respectfully disagree. a lot of you sissies are giving advice as if someone is looking for marriage.

by Brock Middlebrook 2014-04-29, 16:16

[quote="LoneWolfSparty"]

Got to love this society:

Girl cries during the second date because the guy she likes doesn't believe in God ='s she's crazy.

Girl that is ready to put out after 2 dates ='s completely normal.

Yes, those are both very accurate

by **SeeRockCity** 2014-04-29, 16:22

AMwood wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:

AND all that in the same chick ='s RUN!!!

Nuts-adjacent is no way to go through life.

i respectfully disagree. a lot of you sissies are giving advice as if someone is looking for marriage.

I'm with you AM! I say go for it!!!

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And post updates.

by Murphy Green 2014-04-29, 17:24

AMwood wrote:it's funny because she was crying. there's no crying in second dates. she's crazier than a shit house rat. and that fares well for the upcoming bedroom activities.

are you saying that she actually agreed to a 3rd date?

by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 17:29

Murphy Green wrote:
are you saying that she actually agreed to a 3rd date?

bro, she's been texting all day. you can tell a crazy girl you murdered somebody and she won't care as long as she wants you. that's all that matters to them.

by Brock Middlebrook 2014-04-29, 17:36

AMwood wrote:

bro, she's been texting all day. you can tell a crazy girl you murdered somebody and she won't care as long as she wants you. that's all that matters to them.

Tell her you dipped your balls in holy water b/c she's that special to you

by Chitown_Badger 2014-04-29, 17:36

AMwood wrote:

bro, she's been texting all day. you can tell a crazy girl you murdered somebody and she won't care as long as she wants you. that's all that matters to them.

Let's hear some of these texts. (puts hand down pants in anticipation).

by Ben Seaver 2014-04-29, 17:39

SeeRockCity wrote:

I'm with you AM! I say go for it!!!

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And post updates.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 17:43

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

Tell her you dipped your balls in holy water b/c she's that special to you

lolz. i baptized my nuggets just for you.

by Brock Middlebrook 2014-04-29, 17:46

AMwood wrote:

lolz. i baptized my nuggets just for you.

...now put them in your mouth!

by **AMwood** 2014-04-29, 17:53

Chitown_Badger wrote:

Let's hear some of these texts. (puts hand down pants in anticipation).

i'm not gonna post all because there's a ton bu here are some highlights in order:

her: "hey, hope all is okay from this last night. i really do enjoy our time and i like you very much."

me: "i guess i can be sort of blunt."

her:"all that fresh air and the wine got to me, anyway i think you are very sweet and charming so there..."

her: "when is your birthday" <---- eeeek 2nd Date In - Page 2 3662518500

etc.

by Zeno 2014-04-29, 17:56

Don't you live on the west side of Michigan? There aren't many non-religious options over there to begin with.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-30, 15:28

Zeno wrote:Don't you live on the west side of Michigan? There aren't many non-religious options over there to begin with.

yes i do. and it's very church centric.

by Brock Middlebrook 2014-04-30, 15:36

AMwood wrote:

yes i do. and it's very church centric.

It's not really that bad over here:
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by AvgMSUJoe 2014-04-30, 15:36

AMwood wrote:

her: "when is your birthday" <---- eeeek

etc.

And your social security number...

I'm just sayin double wrap it. You don't want to get duped into dealing with crazy for life.

And post pics after she flips out...

by **goodbar** 2014-04-30, 15:39

The Lonely Stoner wrote:So supper christian chick is going to give you the goods before marriage? She sounds crazy, and if there's one thing I've learned through life is that you never stick your dick in crazy.

No, no, no. You ALWAYS stick your dick in crazy. you just gotta keep your head on a swivel, that's all.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-30, 15:44

i'm telling you, it's going to take 4 glasses of wine and...

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by Chitown_Badger 2014-04-30, 15:47

AMwood wrote:

i'm not gonna post all because there's a ton bu here are some highlights in order:

her: "hey, hope all is okay from this last night. i really do enjoy our time and i like you very much."

me: "i guess i can be sort of blunt."

her:"all that fresh air and the wine got to me, anyway i think you are very sweet and charming so there..."

her: "when is your birthday" <---- eeeek

etc.

Somewhere, the creator of the psycho smilie just kicked back and sipped a drink fulfilled that his creation had finally been used for what it was born for.

by **AMwood** 2014-04-30, 15:54

Chitown_Badger wrote:

Somewhere, the creator of the psycho smilie just kicked back and sipped a drink fulfilled that his creation had finally been used for what it was born for.

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by Roger Waymeth 2014-04-30, 16:43

I'm picturing AM at a backwoods revival with her, and everyone is testifying with their eyes shut, swaying back and fourth, holding hands and all that shit. But AM keeps opening one eye and checking the scene, looking down this chicks shirt and kinda smiling.

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