Sexless dorks rejoice - Star Wars VII thread

[Bizarro Fletch]

Not a major Star Wars geek myself, but am hoping JJ Abrams can salvage the series and put out some good stuff. I see the new cast was announced today. Hoping Carrie Fisher doesn't don the bikini and chain again at her age.

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/star-wars-7-cast-now-official-oscar-isacc-adam-driver-andy-serkis-max-von-sydow-harrison-ford-more-20140429

[SeeRockCity]

Never understood the love for Carrie Fisher.

[Heat Miser]

[Rocinante]

Never understood the love for Carrie Fisher.

ummmm. Shut up.

[Bizarro Fletch]

Never understood the love for Carrie Fisher.

Pretty simple - being the female lead in a legendary geek series adds about 3-4 points on the 1 to 10 scale in the minds of the dorks. See: Emma Watson, who while hot is nowhere near the obsession level of the Harry Potter geeks who grew up fantasizing about her.

[The_Dude]

Pretty simple - being the female lead in a legendary geek series adds about 3-4 points on the 1 to 10 scale in the minds of the dorks.  See: Emma Watson, who while hot is nowhere near the obsession level of the Harry Potter geeks who grew up fantasizing about her.

Emma Watson is hot as hell because she has that girl next door look and doesn't wear gobs of makeup. She has natural beauty. You shut your whore mouth.

And no, I've never read Harry Potter or seen any of the movies. Didn't even know who she was until she turned 18.   

[Bizarro Fletch]

Emma Watson is hot as hell because she has that girl next door look and doesn't wear gobs of makeup.  She has natural beauty.  You shut your whore mouth.

And no, I've never read Harry Potter or seen any of the movies.  Didn't even know who she was until she turned 18.    

Sure....ok....

Something tells me you've been stroking your magic wand to her for years...

[pulling69]

Hmm.....Time to bring back this classic courtesy of tRCMB poster Ernie Pantusso:

[Zapp Brannigan]

Hmm.....Time to bring back this classic courtesy of tRCMB poster Ernie Pantusso:

Dear God - the first 10 seconds of that vid has me in tears every time I see it.   

[MiamiSpartan]

Has anyone invited Ernie Pantusso over here? Doesn't seem like he posts much any more, so he may have missed the memo. Good dude that goes back forever on tOldRCMB.