Star Wars

by **tTy** 2015-12-10, 21:20

I never really got into Star Wars big time and shit when it was a thing back when it was a thing.... But now I'm kind'uh interested in watching some of these fucking retarded movies. Where can I stream them online for my favorite price (free)? Evidently Netflix does not actually have "flix" on it anymore.... who knew....

Thanks in advance. I'm sure the smart ass fuck wads will also want to "contribute" to this thread, so have at it faggots. I don't care. cheers

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-12-10, 21:24

Do you know how to download torrents?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-12-10, 21:26

Sincerely,

Ass Dan

by **DWags** 2015-12-10, 21:27

tTy wrote:I never really got into Star Wars big time and shit when it was a thing back when it was a thing.... But now I'm kind'uh interested in watching some of these fucking retarded movies. Where can I stream them online for my favorite price (free)? Evidently Netflix does not actually have "flix" on it anymore.... who knew....

Thanks in advance. I'm sure the smart ass fuck wads will also want to "contribute" to this thread, so have at it faggots. I don't care.

Took my date to the first Star Wars back in the 70's in Manistee. Home of Darth Vader actually. Ten bucks got me two tickets two popcorn step pops and change back. Tried to get my kids to watch it with me on a summer night. They thought it was shit.

by **tTy** 2015-12-10, 21:36

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Do you know how to download torrents?

I have downloaded games from pirate bay, but that has been years and year ago.... Can I find that shit on there? Sorry, I'm old as fuck and don't have a clue ebidently

by **tTy** 2015-12-10, 21:38

DWags wrote:
tTy wrote:I never really got into Star Wars big time and shit when it was a thing back when it was a thing.... But now I'm kind'uh interested in watching some of these fucking retarded movies. Where can I stream them online for my favorite price (free)? Evidently Netflix does not actually have "flix" on it anymore.... who knew....

Thanks in advance. I'm sure the smart ass fuck wads will also want to "contribute" to this thread, so have at it faggots. I don't care.

Took my date to the first Star Wars back in the 70's in Manistee. Home of Darth Vader actually. Ten bucks got me two tickets two popcorn step pops and change back. Tried to get my kids to watch it with me on a summer night. They thought it was shit.

I don't even know how many of these fucking movies there are now. I think 6, but not sure.

There is a giganic ass movie theater opening up in Traverse soon that sells beer and has stadium seating and shit, so maybe I'll check that fucker out. I suppose beers will be 8 bucks per ounce though, no?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-12-10, 21:40

tTy wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Do you know how to download torrents?

I have downloaded games from pirate bay, but that has been years and year ago.... Can I find that shit on there? Sorry, I'm old as fuck and don't have a clue ebidently

Yes. Same deal. Download u torrent. Go to pirate bay and search for the movies. Go with the ones that have the highest amount of seeders.

by **DWags** 2015-12-10, 21:40

tTy wrote:
DWags wrote:

Took my date to the first Star Wars back in the 70's in Manistee. Home of Darth Vader actually. Ten bucks got me two tickets two popcorn step pops and change back. Tried to get my kids to watch it with me on a summer night. They thought it was shit.

I don't even know how many of these fucking movies there are now. I think 6, but not sure.

There is a giganic ass movie theater opening up in Traverse soon that sells beer and has stadium seating and shit, so maybe I'll check that fucker out. I suppose beers will be 8 bucks per ounce though, no?

Popcorn costs 8 bucks per oz now.

by **tTy** 2015-12-10, 21:42

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tTy wrote:

I have downloaded games from pirate bay, but that has been years and year ago.... Can I find that shit on there? Sorry, I'm old as fuck and don't have a clue ebidently

Yes. Same deal. Download u torrent. Go to pirate bay and search for the movies. Go with the ones that have the highest amount of seeders.

Doesn't this shit take like a month or a year or something? Or is it faster now?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-12-10, 21:44

tTy wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Yes. Same deal. Download u torrent. Go to pirate bay and search for the movies. Go with the ones that have the highest amount of seeders.

Doesn't this shit take like a month or a year or something? Or is it faster now?

Hell no. Don't download the ones that are like 10GB. Right click where it says Star wars when it starts to download in the utorrent client and hit bandwidth allocation or some shit and put high. It'll go even faster. Unless you have DSL or some shit.

By the way - picked up your guns germs and steel book yesterday. So far so good.

by **tTy** 2015-12-10, 21:46

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tTy wrote:

Doesn't this shit take like a month or a year or something? Or is it faster now?

Hell no. Don't download the ones that are like 10GB. Right click where it says Star wars when it starts to download in the utorrent client and hit bandwidth allocation or some shit and put high. It'll go even faster. Unless you have DSL or some shit.

By the way - picked up your guns germs and steel book yesterday. So far so good.

Atta boy!!!!

by **tTy** 2015-12-10, 21:53

Sorry to be a fucking dumbass, but what the fuck do I click on to download the fucking movie? There are like 50 fucking hotlinks on this god damn page.... I'm sure one of them is the movie, and the other 49 are gay pr0n viruses that will send dick pics to my boss and televise revenge pr0n of me jerking it to princess le.... I mean Jaba the Hut.

by **Cameron** 2015-12-10, 21:59

tTy wrote:

Sorry to be a fucking dumbass, but what the fuck do I click on to download the fucking movie? There are like 50 fucking hotlinks on this god damn page.... I'm sure one of them is the movie, and the other 49 are gay pr0n viruses that will send dick pics to my boss and televise revenge pr0n of me jerking it to princess le.... I mean Jaba the Hut.

Don't click on any of that shit. You want Episode IV.

by **Cameron** 2015-12-10, 22:00

But, I mean, come on dude... There's a giant fucking button that says "Download" right there...

by **tTy** 2015-12-10, 22:04

These cock suckers are not in chronological or logical order are they? Fuck you Steve Schpeelbuger!!!!

What fucking order do I need to watch these god damn dumb ass movies in?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-12-10, 22:07

piratebay sucks. So I'm told. People tell me to use Vuze as the torrent client and kat.cr as the torrent site.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-12-10, 22:22

tTy wrote:

Sorry to be a fucking dumbass, but what the fuck do I click on to download the fucking movie? There are like 50 fucking hotlinks on this god damn page.... I'm sure one of them is the movie, and the other 49 are gay pr0n viruses that will send dick pics to my boss and televise revenge pr0n of me jerking it to princess le.... I mean Jaba the Hut.

Get this torrent link. By the magnet. The download button is spam

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-12-10, 23:32

You want 4,5 and 6 if you haven't seen any

The new one is going to make so much fucking money

by **Cameron** 2015-12-10, 23:55

IV and V are good, VI gets a little gay but finishes the story, I-III are garbage.

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2016-11-25, 08:16

All day marathon on TNT

by **The Pantry** 2016-11-25, 15:13

The original 3 starting on TBS now

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-11-25, 15:17

With commercials it probably takes long as hell to get through, no?

by **The Pantry** 2016-11-25, 15:44

Each is about 2 1/2 hours

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-11-25, 22:10

Got it on now through this sling trial. Looks like it's the last one, damn.

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2017-05-04, 16:38

#LetTheWookieWin

Happy #StarWarsDay

by **The Pantry** 2017-05-05, 18:23

by **tGreenWay** 2017-05-05, 19:43

I celebrated Star Wars Day by grilling Wookiee steaks, but I must've cooked them wrong because they were chewy.

by **DWags** 2017-05-05, 20:15

tGreenWay wrote:I celebrated Star Wars Day by grilling Wookiee steaks, but I must've cooked them wrong because they were chewy.

Yoda best at puns.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-05-05, 20:18

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I celebrated Star Wars Day by grilling Wookiee steaks, but I must've cooked them wrong because they were chewy.

Yoda best at puns.

Fuck you.

Do you guys want to hear about how much I hate yoda again?

by **tGreenWay** 2017-05-05, 20:22

Luke, I'm not the Obiwan here who enjoys a good pun.

by **DWags** 2017-05-05, 20:24

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
DWags wrote:

Yoda best at puns.
Fuck you.

Do you guys want to hear about how much I hate yoda again?

That retort was solo

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-05-05, 20:27

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Fuck you.

Do you guys want to hear about how much I hate yoda again?

That retort was solo

Fuck yoda

by **The Pantry** 2017-05-05, 20:35

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
DWags wrote:

That retort was solo
Fuck yoda

You're more fucked up than Jar Jar.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-05-05, 21:41

The Pantry wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Fuck yoda
You're more fucked up than Jar Jar.

Fair, but yoda is a bigger idiot than both me and Jar Jar

by **Cameron** 2017-05-05, 21:49

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
You're more fucked up than Jar Jar.
Fair, but yoda is a bigger idiot than both me and Jar Jar

Yoda is one of the smaller characters in the Star Wars canon. Your argument is falling apart.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2017-05-05, 22:04

tGreenWay wrote:I celebrated Star Wars Day by grilling Wookiee steaks, but I must've cooked them wrong because they were chewy.

Problem is that you grilled them, when you should have cooked them in an eWok.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-05-05, 22:11

Cameron wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Fair, but yoda is a bigger idiot than both me and Jar Jar

Yoda is one of the smaller characters in the Star Wars canon. Your argument is falling apart.

Which might be why his brain is so small and he is so so so so stupid.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-05-05, 22:14

by **tGreenWay** 2017-05-05, 22:16

Travis is jealous of yoda because the little guy is smarter than he is, and he has both a better complexion and hairstyle.

by **The Pantry** 2017-05-05, 22:23

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Cameron wrote:

Yoda is one of the smaller characters in the Star Wars canon. Your argument is falling apart.
Which might be why his brain is so small and he is so so so so stupid.

I bet you love ET

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