I owe my ex girlfriend money.. How do I give it to her?

How about in a bag of shit?

AMwood already gave it to her.

Through the back door.

You sound broke

Blanch32 wrote:You sound broke

 Well, I believe he is still in college...

Just give her what you owe with no fanfare and terminate all contact with her after the transaction is done. She loaned you the money in good faith, return it to her in good faith.

Code_Warrior wrote:Just give her what you owe with no fanfare and terminate all contact with her after the transaction is done. She loaned you the money in good faith, return it to her in good faith.

With a poop dollar

Hire a hot stripper to deliver it for you.

I wouldn't pay it back.

Think about it, if you loaned her cash, would she have paid you back? Probably not.

Marc Summers wrote:I wouldn't pay it back.

Think about it, if you loaned her cash, would she have paid you back? Probably not.

But she would expect you to pay child support for a child that you did not father with her.

subtract half the cost of all dinners and movies you paid for.

Turtleneck wrote:

But she would expect you to pay child support for a child that you did not father with her.

Depends how trashy and poor she is.

Roll it up inside a tampon applicator and tell her she knows where to stick it.

Blanch32 wrote:You sound broke

This is a true statement.

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Old man Clemons hates shit!

How much money are we talking here?

Ass Dan wrote:How much money are we talking here?

$3.37

Turtleneck wrote:

$3.37

Put it in an envelope, wrap it around a brick and throw it through her window

Code_Warrior wrote:Just give her what you owe with no fanfare and terminate all contact with her after the transaction is done.  She loaned you the money in good faith, return it to her in good faith.

This. Jokes are fun and everything, but be a man, pay your debt and try not to act all vindictive about some B that dumped you.

Pay her off with Sanrio Cash Points, the currency used in Hello Kitty Online.

Sincerely,
Forbin

Wait for these two guys show up to collect:

Green Note wrote:Wait for these two guys show up to collect:

What then? Will they make forced 'science' puns until I find the remote to change the channel?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
This. Jokes are fun and everything, but be a man, pay your debt and try not to act all vindictive about some B that dumped you.

She dumped him? A few years ago this 20 yo dumped me the day msu beat uga in the bowl game to go back to her ex girlfriend. Left her college id at my place and wanted me to mail it back to here. I did not so I assume she still hates me.

Oh well, she gave me my first hand job to completion since the bobby Williams era

Ass Dan wrote:How much money are we talking here?

$175 or so. Not a ton to people here, but a lot to me in my current situation. Fuckin a.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
This. Jokes are fun and everything, but be a man, pay your debt and try not to act all vindictive about some B that dumped you.

I know. This thread was meant for jokes.

Blanch32 wrote:

She dumped him?  A few years ago this 20 yo dumped me the day msu beat uga in the bowl game to go back to her ex girlfriend.  Left her college id at my place and wanted me to mail it back to here.  I did not so I assume she still hates me.

Oh well, she gave me my first hand job to completion since the bobby Williams era

She pretty much forced me to "talk" and end it, not cheating, but I just wasn't happy and that was a result of her behavior.

I need to go to Dublin or Rick's tonight. Who's in?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
I know. This thread was meant for jokes.

Oh. In that case give her $175 in loose change.

Ass Dan wrote:

What then? Will they make forced 'science' puns until I find the remote to change the channel?

Too obscure? You have to have been a fan of the show, or at least seen this episode, where the two try to collect a debt for Penny from her old boyfriend.