what year was your last hand job?

by **Blanch32** Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:45 pm

Done by chick, and you came.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:49 pm

Ummm, 2014, last year, in Cedar Village. what year was your last hand job? 502811600

by Marc Summers Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:53 pm

Haha, you're asking where it was only hand and not even a second of mouth?!? Maybe 7th grade.

by **Blanch32** Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:55 pm

Marc Summers wrote:Haha, you're asking where it was only hand and not even a second of mouth?!? Maybe 7th grade.

Yes and completely unassisted. Need the year champ.

by Marc Summers Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:03 pm

Blanch32 wrote:

Yes and completely unassisted. Need the year champ.

Maybe 1999 or 2000?

by **Heat Miser** Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:04 pm

by **Ass Dan** Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:23 pm

2012. Weird question

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:36 pm

Creepy.

by Rodeo Burger Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:46 pm

Women need to learn that the best way to give a hand job is to use their mouth.

by **Blanch32** Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:34 pm

Heat Miser wrote:2014

Aren't you married????? Wtf!!!!!!

by Kramerica Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:38 pm

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/shj9it/a-nice-ol-fashioned

by **Heat Miser** Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:53 pm

Blanch32 wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:2014

Aren't you married????? Wtf!!!!!!

Yes I am. My wife is pretty cool.

by Marc Summers Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:15 pm

Heat Miser wrote:

Yes I am. My wife is pretty cool.

What did she use for lube? Just straight up spit?

by **The Pantry** Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:11 pm

Never, without oral assist

by **pulling69** Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:30 pm

Marc Summers wrote:

What did she use for lube? Just straight up spit?

Where did he say it was his wife?

by **Heat Miser** Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:25 pm

Marc Summers wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:

Yes I am. My wife is pretty cool.

What did she use for lube? Just straight up spit?

She used lube for lube.

by **The_Dude** Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:31 pm

Heat Miser wrote:

She used lube for lube.

by **Blanch32** Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:41 am

Heat Miser wrote:

Yes I am. My wife is pretty cool.

Ughh..."cool" and "hand job" stop going together after 8th grade

by **Blanch32** Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:42 am

The Pantry wrote:Never, without oral assist

Folks we have a high school virgin in our mists

by **xsanguine** Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:51 am

1998 in the back of a rusted out brown Chevrolet Cavalier in the parking lot of Everett High School. (when the parking lot used to be where I think a soccer field exists, now... weird).

by **Heat Miser** Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:32 am

Blanch32 wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:

Yes I am. My wife is pretty cool.

Ughh..."cool" and "hand job" stop going together after 8th grade

Variety. Some day, when you're all grown up, you'll either appreciate it or miss it. I appreciate it.

by **Blanch32** Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:45 am

Heat Miser wrote:

Variety. Some day, when you're all grown up, you'll either appreciate it or miss it. I appreciate it.

Your wife must be terrible at blow jobs

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:58 am

Heat Miser wrote:

Variety. Some day, when you're all grown up, you'll either appreciate it or miss it. I appreciate it.

I'm with you. Not sure why people wanna do the same shit every time.

by **Heat Miser** Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:59 pm

Blanch32 wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:

Variety. Some day, when you're all grown up, you'll either appreciate it or miss it. I appreciate it.

Your wife must be terrible at blow jobs

Nope.

by Brock Middlebrook Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:20 pm

This should've been a pole question

by **Blanch32** Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:54 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I'm with you. Not sure why people wanna do the same shit every time.

I will say the last two hand jobs, 2008 and 2012, were memorial. The entire time I was thinking, Yea I can do this better, and pls use your mouth bf your hand gets tired and my balls blue out

by **steveschneider** Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:59 pm

I had one this morning.

by Rod Porkmore Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:49 pm

Got my first one for 2015.

by Kramerica Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:56 pm

At the end of 2014. Lotion and the whole 9 yards.

by HT Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:19 pm

Blanch32 wrote:Done by chick, and you came.

I'm a little foggy on when it was...so ask your mother.

by **Motown Spartan** Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:20 pm

by **Blanch32** Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:39 am

steveschneider wrote:I had one this morning.

By a chick?

FYI, I'm surprised at the results to date. Given our demos, I would not have pegged us to give responses similar to that of trcmb.

by **goodbar** Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:17 pm

Heat Miser wrote:

Nope.

obligatory, "I'll back him up on this" comment goes here.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:20 pm

my Cotton Bowl viewing party..

thanks, Turtleneck.. I owe you one.. what year was your last hand job? 3434560931

what year was your last hand job? 361471007

by **SeeRockCity** Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:39 pm

goodbar wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:

Nope.

obligatory, "I'll back him up on this" comment goes here.

It's okay, you can make jokes here. Heat will understand.

by Marc Summers Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:37 am

After further thought, I have to amend my answer on this one. I actually did get a hand job to completion from a stripper when I was nearly blackout in a strip club VIP room in 2013.

by **Tim Wakefield** Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:47 am

About 45 minutes ago

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:52 am

Tim Wakefield wrote:About 45 minutes ago

What

by **Tim Wakefield** Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:55 am

It was weird

by Guest Mon Feb 29, 2016 11:57 pm

2016. February. Got cum in my own eye. Jesus H Christ.

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