Post the first name of the person you lost your virginity to

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2015-04-10, 16:24

Tammy

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-04-10, 16:33

Lance.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-04-10, 16:35

Lonewolf

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-04-10, 16:39

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-04-10, 17:04

Travis.

by Triple Sparty 2015-04-10, 17:16

Joe.

by **The Pantry** 2015-04-10, 17:18

Virginia

by **tGreenWay** 2015-04-10, 17:22

Consuela.

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-04-10, 17:23

Barack.

by **Rocinante** 2015-04-10, 17:31

I don't remember.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-04-10, 17:32

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Travis.

We were so drunk and swore we would never speak of it again. But, shit, were amongst friends here.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-04-10, 17:33

Seriously though, it was Ashley. I'm not sure why you would want to know that.

by tanfan! 2015-04-10, 17:34

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Tammy

Nigle

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-04-10, 17:36

Rocinante wrote:I don't remember.

It just took me a solid 10 minutes to remember her name. I mean, hell, we're talking almost 40 years ago and we were only together for three minutes. Two and a half of those were spent getting her bra off. Janet, not a name you hear much anymore.

by tTito 2015-04-10, 17:39

Shaniqua

by **Rocinante** 2015-04-10, 18:01

Ok I remembered. Amber.

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-04-10, 19:17

I'm still a virgin.

by Guest 2015-04-10, 19:52

Tina.

by **Gomer** 2015-04-10, 20:17

Rosie

by HT 2015-04-10, 20:19

Rachel

by Rod Porkmore 2015-04-11, 14:01

Carol behind a Carter Lumber.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-04-11, 14:23

Rod Porkmore wrote:Carol behind a Carter Lumber.

I am glad you helped her find the wood she was looking for.

by **steveschneider** 2015-04-11, 14:35

Bertha

by **InTenSity** 2015-04-11, 14:38

I have no idea.

by Marc Summers 2015-04-11, 15:25

I think her name was Laura. And she actually did come back for seconds a few nights later, but while we were hanging out drinking she had a moment of clarity and realized it wasn't a good idea because she had a boyfriend.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-04-11, 15:28

Marc Summers wrote:I think her name was Laura. And she actually did come back for seconds a few nights later, but while we were hanging out drinking she had a moment of clarity and realized it wasn't a good idea because she had a boyfriend.

Sounds more like Whore-a.

by Marc Summers 2015-04-11, 15:41

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Marc Summers wrote:I think her name was Laura. And she actually did come back for seconds a few nights later, but while we were hanging out drinking she had a moment of clarity and realized it wasn't a good idea because she had a boyfriend.

Sounds more like Whore-a.

I'm not sure she was a whore, but I think she was looking to upgrade and realized I wasn't going to actually date her.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-04-11, 16:19

Marc Summers wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Sounds more like Whore-a.
I'm not sure she was a whore, but I think she was looking to upgrade and realized I wasn't going to actually date her.

It's hard to date when you're in a basement in Michigan and the guy pretending to be a woman named Laura is a hacker from the Ukraine.

by Marc Summers 2015-04-11, 16:55

Turtleneck wrote:
Marc Summers wrote:
I'm not sure she was a whore, but I think she was looking to upgrade and realized I wasn't going to actually date her.

It's hard to date when you're in a basement in Michigan and the guy pretending to be a woman named Laura is a hacker from the Ukraine.

I'm actually still Facebook friends with her, and I believe she's now married to the guy she was dating when I lost my virginity to her.

by Bizarro Fletch 2015-04-11, 21:53

I don't know her first name because in middle school we had to call our teachers Ms. (Last Name).

by **Ass Dan** 2015-04-11, 22:08

Mirissa. Big slut.

by **steveschneider** 2015-04-11, 22:37

Marc Summers wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

It's hard to date when you're in a basement in Michigan and the guy pretending to be a woman named Laura is a hacker from the Ukraine.
I'm actually still Facebook friends with her, and I believe she's now married to the guy she was dating when I lost my virginity to her.

Did she have a tight hole or did the other guy stretch her out a bit for you?

by **xsanguine** 2015-04-12, 02:53

Henry Hill.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2015-04-12, 08:01

Annie, slept with her one night and nothing happened, her boyfriend found out the next day and gave her a black eye. She invited me over and we f'ed, I guess to get back at him. Best twenty seconds of my life up until that time.

by **kingstonlake** 2015-04-12, 09:18

Madonna

by **xsanguine** 2015-04-12, 11:39

kingstonlake wrote:Madonna

True story, Madonna just bought the loft building next door to me.

Bitch is opening some vegan restaurant on the ground floor and a vegan garden up top... then the rest of the building luxury "vegan" condos.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-04-12, 12:09

I also feel threatened by vegans.

by **xsanguine** 2015-04-12, 12:18

I also feel threatened by vegans.

They weird me out.

But I 'cook' my steaks by running it through a warm room, so....

Maybe I'm a little fucked up, eh?

Post the first name of the person you lost your virginity to 2014-05-15-12_morningof

Post the first name of the person you lost your virginity to 2014-05-15-12_morningof

by **xsanguine** 2015-04-12, 12:19

I don't even know what a vegan condo means.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-04-12, 12:31

http://www.ourhenhouse.org/2012/06/do-you-want-to-live-in-a-vegan-condo/

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