Post the first name of the person you lost your virginity to

Holy shit, maybe I'm a vegan that eats meat (heh).

I can get behind the humane, cruelty-free aspect of this shit. I'm down.

I'm crazy enough that if you didn't have to be a vegetarian I'd fucken join ALF. Cause fuck people that are mean to animals. I eat meat but once I'm back in Michigan I've already sought out farrmers that don't treat their animals like shit and hit them, take care not to scare the fuck out of them when they're heading to slaughter. Make it quick, all of that. I need to start really voting with my dollar and living the philosophies I preach.







If I knew of a place that was doing some horrific testing on beagles or rabbits or cats or anything... I can't say that I wouldn't try to break in to set them free.

Fuck rats, though.

Madonna is a fucking saint if that's what this is about.

Turtleneck, you just opened a whole new world for me... simply cause I'm too lazy to go find the link myself.

She may be a saint, but she is just so.....provincial.

xsanguine wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Madonna

True story, Madonna just bought the loft building next door to me.

Bitch is opening some vegan restaurant on the ground floor and a vegan garden up top... then the rest of the building luxury "vegan" condos.

Well, crap. There goes my plan to insulate the walls with whale blubber.

Turtleneck wrote:I also feel threatened by vegans.

Most vegans are protein deficient making it pretty easy to outwalk them.

That's actually a myth.

But you might be on to something with whale blubber.

Turtleneck wrote:That's actually a myth.

But you might be on to something with whale blubber.

Seems like they'd have to eat a lot of the same nuts and legumes to maximize protein intake, but I'm probably wrong about that. And too much soy will give guys Lone Wolf Spartan-sized manboobs and possibly cause emotional distress at levels not seen since stoops21 gave up gamechats.

I just want to invest in your whale blubber insulation company.

Quinoa is a great protein source.

I was thinking of starting a band called Vegan Meateater but then thought it'd be better if I legally change my name to Vegan Meateater and become a solo artist.

That's a lot of work though. Maybe I'll just create Vegan Meateater as an alt and leave it at that.

Guest's mother... I forgot her name.

Oh snap. OTPT's got jokes.

Black Betty

I remember she had a personalized licenses with her name on it as decoration in her room. I remember I should probably memorize it in case this thread ever appeared. Sadly, I did not

Blanch32 wrote:I remember she had a personalized licenses with her name on it as decoration in her room. I remember I should probably memorize it in case this thread ever appeared. Sadly, I did not

I think the personalized plate said TRANNY

heh

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:I remember she had a personalized licenses with her name on it as decoration in her room. I remember I should probably memorize it in case this thread ever appeared. Sadly, I did not

I think the personalized plate said TRANNY

Well I believe she did let me stick it in her butt or something about the wrong hole but its cool...

Motown Spartan wrote:Black Betty

that waisis.

Heather.. she was (shockingly) the daughter of the minister at the first baptist church in town.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Heather.. she was (shockingly) the daughter of the minister at the first baptist church in town.

Haha, I'm guessing it wasn't her first time?

Marc Summers wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Heather.. she was (shockingly) the daughter of the minister at the first baptist church in town.

Haha, I'm guessing it wasn't her first time?

looking back on it, I doubt it -

Uncle Sam

SeeRockCity wrote:Uncle Sam

yeah, i know what you mean. my uncles name was lenny.

AMwood wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:Uncle Sam

yeah, i know what you mean. my uncles name was lenny.

AMwood wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:Uncle Sam

yeah, i know what you mean. my uncles name was lenny.

I hear ya, you guys. speaking of which, what is it about uncles anyway? why does it always seem to take fooooooorevvvvver to get them to finally have sex w/you?

goodbar wrote:I hear ya, you guys. speaking of which, what is it about uncles anyway? why does it always seem to take fooooooorevvvvver to get them to finally have sex w/you?

Did you admire your uncle's helmet?