Re: Post here when you're as drunk as Garrick Sherman and are probably going to make an ass out of yourself

by **NigelUno** 2015-06-01, 09:31

InTenSity wrote:If I were to ever get into brewing, I'd go through all of Bobby's posts to pick out the names of my beers.

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This seasonal “Catch and Release”
Imperial Stout is a dry hopped stiffy,
leading to an explosive finish at 9% ABV that
is guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

by **InTenSity** 2015-06-01, 09:33

NigelUno wrote:
InTenSity wrote:If I were to ever get into brewing, I'd go through all of Bobby's posts to pick out the names of my beers.

This seasonal “Catch and Release”
Imperial Stout is a dry hopped stiffy,
leading to an explosive finish at 9% ABV that
is guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

I've had a few things from Sweetwater. I'm trying to figure out if they are a craft brewer, or if InBev bought them and distributes them.

by Guest 2015-06-01, 12:20

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I had a great weekend Up North...

Bob's trip even got some coverage in the Onion.

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Family Spends Relaxing Weekend Destroying Outdoors

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-06-01, 12:34

LooseGoose wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I had a great weekend Up North...

Bob's trip even got some coverage in the Onion.

Family Spends Relaxing Weekend Destroying Outdoors

a tear of joy just rolled down The North Face of my cheek.

by **Rocinante** 2015-06-01, 12:50

I was pretty drunk yesterday and made a bit of a spectacle of myself. My girlfriend was impressed.

by Guest 2015-06-01, 13:58

Rocinante wrote:I was pretty drunk yesterday and made a bit of a spectacle of myself. My girlfriend was impressed.

So you're single again.

by **Rocinante** 2015-06-01, 14:04

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I was pretty drunk yesterday and made a bit of a spectacle of myself. My girlfriend was impressed.

So you're single again.

Surprisingly no.

by Guest 2015-06-01, 14:14

Rocinante wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

So you're single again.

Surprisingly no.

Was it related to the mud baths?

by **Blanch32** 2015-06-01, 14:31

DWags wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

I've got 3 Buds stuffed in the very back of the fridge that have been there since at least December.

Dwags, what's your addy... I'm bout to Fedex this shit.

Seriously, is that the mantra of beer snobs? "I have an old bud light, bud, in my fridge since the bush administration"? Does that somehow move the snob up in beer snob culture? Or, better yet, do the beer snobs buy a bud, put it in their fridge and show their beer IPA friends the date on it when they come over? Cause I'll drink that fucker and chuckle at you guys tasting lemon and oats and walnut in your beer. So yeah, thanks, I'll take the fucking bud, it's free. why the fuck is this bud in the beer snob fridge in the first place? Let me guess, you bought it for a friend/relative cause you know this person has no taste in beer and it's not expensive.

Bring it to a tailgate, show everyone the date, then I'll open that fucker and drink it. Thanks in advance.

Dwags, you seriously referencing comedy bits from 15 years ago to support your claim. Seriously????

by **Blanch32** 2015-06-01, 14:34

InTenSity wrote:If I were to ever get into brewing, I'd go through all of Bobby's posts to pick out the names of my beers.

Dude loves to start with "fence post". Gold after that tho

The r

by **InTenSity** 2015-06-01, 14:34

Blanch32 wrote:
DWags wrote:

Seriously, is that the mantra of beer snobs? "I have an old bud light, bud, in my fridge since the bush administration"? Does that somehow move the snob up in beer snob culture? Or, better yet, do the beer snobs buy a bud, put it in their fridge and show their beer IPA friends the date on it when they come over? Cause I'll drink that fucker and chuckle at you guys tasting lemon and oats and walnut in your beer. So yeah, thanks, I'll take the fucking bud, it's free. why the fuck is this bud in the beer snob fridge in the first place? Let me guess, you bought it for a friend/relative cause you know this person has no taste in beer and it's not expensive.

Bring it to a tailgate, show everyone the date, then I'll open that fucker and drink it. Thanks in advance.

Dwags, you seriously referencing comedy bits from 15 years ago to support your claim. Seriously????

You didn't get the memo? Someone must have a case of the monday's!

by **Blanch32** 2015-06-01, 14:37

InTenSity wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Dwags, you seriously referencing comedy bits from 15 years ago to support your claim. Seriously????
You didn't get the memo? Someone must have a case of the monday's!

Shit, I mean 20 years ago..,.damn

by **NigelUno** 2015-06-01, 15:08

InTenSity wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

This seasonal “Catch and Release”
Imperial Stout is a dry hopped stiffy,
leading to an explosive finish at 9% ABV that
is guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
I've had a few things from Sweetwater. I'm trying to figure out if they are a craft brewer, or if InBev bought them and distributes them.

I liked Sweetwater before it was cool to like Sweetwater.

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by **Heat Miser** 2015-06-01, 17:21

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I had a great weekend Up North...

my, the wife and kid weren't able to leave until a little later than usual on Friday. I had a meeting with my investment banker. I'm glad I did because, as it turns out, our portfolio is doing really, REALLY, well.

Anyway.. I posted some pics on FB of our bonfire Friday evening. It was that perfect moment of Up North bliss where the winds of magic gently serenade you as you only wish that your friends and family could see how utterly perfect your life was. We had Jack Johnson on, my daughter (sorry For bin) was strumming her acoustic guitar (she is actually very, very talented and is working on some Taylor Swift chords right now).. my wife had created this amazing fruit bowl that was just to DIE for.

I had sipped one-too-many Fence Post Dirty Dog Double IPA's but that didn't detract from the amazing experience we had Up North this weekend. I suspect that if this late Spring experience is any indicator - it's going to be one great summer.

It's clear to me now that Bob is Malibu Man...and that makes me sad.

by **Cameron** 2015-06-01, 21:38

Heat Miser wrote:Paging Cameron?

Been cutting back a bit lately. Blacking out gets old.

steveschneider wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:Paging Cameron?

Cameron aka mr. gin and cranberry juice which explains why he's an angry drunk.

I'm an angry drunk because you're a dipshit and I hate you.

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DWags wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

This..

Beer snobs.

Dennis Leary thinks you boys are really fancy. Go to 8:20 of this.

Dennis Leary is only funny when he's doing Bill Hicks's material.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-06-02, 00:49

I'm kind of disappointed in Cam. I want black out cam back.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-06-02, 00:52

I got about as close to blackout as possible on Sat... only sent out incoherent snaps and didn't think to post stupid shit here

My apologies

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-06-02, 00:58

CORNER BLITZ wrote:I got about as close to blackout as possible on Sat... only sent out incoherent snaps and didn't think to post stupid shit here

My apologies

I'm not going to lie, when I black out the last thing on my mind is usually tSwill. It's usually taco bell or some unwanted text messages towards a female.

My apologies also.

by **DWags** 2015-06-02, 06:09

Blanch32 wrote:
DWags wrote:

Seriously, is that the mantra of beer snobs? "I have an old bud light, bud, in my fridge since the bush administration"? Does that somehow move the snob up in beer snob culture? Or, better yet, do the beer snobs buy a bud, put it in their fridge and show their beer IPA friends the date on it when they come over? Cause I'll drink that fucker and chuckle at you guys tasting lemon and oats and walnut in your beer. So yeah, thanks, I'll take the fucking bud, it's free. why the fuck is this bud in the beer snob fridge in the first place? Let me guess, you bought it for a friend/relative cause you know this person has no taste in beer and it's not expensive.

Bring it to a tailgate, show everyone the date, then I'll open that fucker and drink it. Thanks in advance.

Dwags, you seriously referencing comedy bits from 15 years ago to support your claim. Seriously????

There's a limitation on how long a guy can be right? Seriously? Do Rousseau and Locke and Jefferson know this? Assholes are assholes no matter the time period. You'd think of all people you'd understand that.

Nothing in life is better than having someone tell you your music, beer, wine or, food sucks and you have no taste and you're not doing it right. Really, nothing like those people at all. Love hanging out with them. Cause usually they're the smartest guys in the room.

by **xsanguine** 2015-06-02, 06:54

DWags wrote:

Hey, at least I get the benefit of drinking their beer that you're giving away. I'm grateful. Thanks broham.

No sweat. I aim to please. I can't have my bros come over and not have their favorite beer in my fridge.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-06-02, 08:29

bad music is bad.

by **NigelUno** 2015-06-02, 08:42

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Dwags, you seriously referencing comedy bits from 15 years ago to support your claim. Seriously????

There's a limitation on how long a guy can be right? Seriously? Do Rousseau and Locke and Jefferson know this? Assholes are assholes no matter the time period. You'd think of all people you'd understand that.

Nothing in life is better than having someone tell you your music, beer, wine or, food sucks and you have no taste and you're not doing it right. Really, nothing like those people at all. Love hanging out with them. Cause usually they're the smartest guys in the room.

Don't let it get you down.

Beer snobs are just a poor man's wine snob.

by **Blanch32** 2015-06-02, 09:00

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:I got about as close to blackout as possible on Sat... only sent out incoherent snaps and didn't think to post stupid shit here

My apologies

I'm not going to lie, when I black out the last thing on my mind is usually tSwill. It's usually taco bell or some unwanted text messages towards a female.

My apologies also.

Texting and drunk is damn near impossible for me. Hell so any other time

by **Blanch32** 2015-06-02, 09:01

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Dwags, you seriously referencing comedy bits from 15 years ago to support your claim. Seriously????

There's a limitation on how long a guy can be right? Seriously? Do Rousseau and Locke and Jefferson know this? Assholes are assholes no matter the time period. You'd think of all people you'd understand that.

Nothing in life is better than having someone tell you your music, beer, wine or, food sucks and you have no taste and you're not doing it right. Really, nothing like those people at all. Love hanging out with them. Cause usually they're the smartest guys in the room.

You think Leary is An all time? Will stand the test of time, like Plato??

Ok, now I understand your love for bud

by **InTenSity** 2015-06-02, 09:04

Blanch32 wrote:
DWags wrote:

There's a limitation on how long a guy can be right? Seriously? Do Rousseau and Locke and Jefferson know this? Assholes are assholes no matter the time period. You'd think of all people you'd understand that.

Nothing in life is better than having someone tell you your music, beer, wine or, food sucks and you have no taste and you're not doing it right. Really, nothing like those people at all. Love hanging out with them. Cause usually they're the smartest guys in the room.

You think Leary is An all time? Will stand the test of time, like Plato??

Ok, now I understand your love for bud

I don't think these responses are going ot help you get into Whatever city.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-06-02, 09:15

NigelUno wrote:
DWags wrote:

There's a limitation on how long a guy can be right? Seriously? Do Rousseau and Locke and Jefferson know this? Assholes are assholes no matter the time period. You'd think of all people you'd understand that.

Nothing in life is better than having someone tell you your music, beer, wine or, food sucks and you have no taste and you're not doing it right. Really, nothing like those people at all. Love hanging out with them. Cause usually they're the smartest guys in the room.

Don't let it get you down.

Beer snobs are just a poor man's wine snob.

about a week ago, I stopped into HopCat for the third time since they bestowed their revolutionary seasoned french fry upon us a year or two ago... and they didn't have Hamm's - which they had the last time I was there, so I had to somehow find the beer that least offended my soul on their list.

by **NigelUno** 2015-06-02, 09:16

InTenSity wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

You think Leary is An all time? Will stand the test of time, like Plato??

Ok, now I understand your love for bud
I don't think these responses are going ot help you get into Whatever city.

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by **NigelUno** 2015-06-02, 09:17

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Don't let it get you down.

Beer snobs are just a poor man's wine snob.
about a week ago, I stopped into HopCat for the third time since they bestowed their revolutionary seasoned french fry upon us a year or two ago... and they didn't have Hamm's - which they had the last time I was there, so I had to somehow find the beer that least offended my soul on their list.

Ah...the Cherry Wheat Soul-less IPA. Good choice.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-06-02, 09:26

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:about a week ago, I stopped into HopCat for the third time since they bestowed their revolutionary seasoned french fry upon us a year or two ago... and they didn't have Hamm's - which they had the last time I was there, so I had to somehow find the beer that least offended my soul on their list.

Ah...the Cherry Wheat Soul-less IPA. Good choice.

I think I ended up going with the Prince of Porter Smokey Bacon Cherry Steel Wheel Double Booyah Dishwater Stout...

I would've preferred a Hamm's.

by CheesySpartan 2015-06-02, 10:41

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Ah...the Cherry Wheat Soul-less IPA. Good choice.
I think I ended up going with the Prince of Porter Smokey Bacon Cherry Steel Wheel Double Booyah Dishwater Stout...

I would've preferred a Hamm's.

"From the land of sky blue waters, waters"

by **DWags** 2015-06-02, 11:26

Blanch32 wrote:
DWags wrote:

There's a limitation on how long a guy can be right? Seriously? Do Rousseau and Locke and Jefferson know this? Assholes are assholes no matter the time period. You'd think of all people you'd understand that.

Nothing in life is better than having someone tell you your music, beer, wine or, food sucks and you have no taste and you're not doing it right. Really, nothing like those people at all. Love hanging out with them. Cause usually they're the smartest guys in the room.

You think Leary is An all time? Will stand the test of time, like Plato??

Ok, now I understand your love for bud

I'm just upset that I was surprised you missed the point. I am getting senile.

by Toe 2015-06-02, 11:48

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Dwags, you seriously referencing comedy bits from 15 years ago to support your claim. Seriously????

There's a limitation on how long a guy can be right? Seriously? Do Rousseau and Locke and Jefferson know this? Assholes are assholes no matter the time period. You'd think of all people you'd understand that.

Nothing in life is better than having someone tell you your music, beer, wine or, food sucks and you have no taste and you're not doing it right. Really, nothing like those people at all. Love hanging out with them. Cause usually they're the smartest guys in the room.

it appears you've struck a nerve.

by **Blanch32** 2015-06-02, 12:01

InTenSity wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

You think Leary is An all time? Will stand the test of time, like Plato??

Ok, now I understand your love for bud
I don't think these responses are going ot help you get into Whatever city.

Good point

by **Blanch32** 2015-06-02, 12:02

Toe wrote:
DWags wrote:

There's a limitation on how long a guy can be right? Seriously? Do Rousseau and Locke and Jefferson know this? Assholes are assholes no matter the time period. You'd think of all people you'd understand that.

Nothing in life is better than having someone tell you your music, beer, wine or, food sucks and you have no taste and you're not doing it right. Really, nothing like those people at all. Love hanging out with them. Cause usually they're the smartest guys in the room.

it appears you've struck a nerve.

Dwags has been obsessed with me since the boy band era

by **The_Dude** 2015-06-02, 15:26

We get it, old people. Back in your 'day' the options for beer were Bud or Miller.

Now there are thousands to choose from.

by **Blanch32** 2015-06-02, 16:26

The_Dude wrote:We get it, old people. Back in your 'day' the options for beer were Bud or Miller.

Now there are thousands to choose from.

Choice confuses them. See trcmb for example

by **DWags** 2015-06-02, 19:37

Was this a blanch thread? Damn.

by **InTenSity** 2015-06-02, 20:41

I'm sippin on pbr tall boys tonight.

by **NigelUno** 2015-06-02, 22:08

InTenSity wrote:I'm sippin on pbr tall boys tonight.

That's not a sipping beer. It's a quaffing beer.

by **DWags** 2015-06-02, 22:16

NigelUno wrote:
InTenSity wrote:I'm sippin on pbr tall boys tonight.

That's not a sipping beer. It's a quaffing beer.

yeah, you sip coffee, when it's hot and black. You drink beer and whiskey.

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