Re: Why do people eat warm watermelon?

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-08-04, 00:16

DWags wrote:

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Pretty much.

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-08-04, 00:23

The Pantry wrote:
DWags wrote:

Did you sex the girls later?
Was hoping no one would ask. Sadly, no. Long story.

Anyone else have old tales of woe when you could have easily gotten laid but didn't? They stay with you forever.

Yeah I have a couple and I regret them to this day. Really effed up by having a serious GF for a couple years in undergrad.

by Guest 2015-08-04, 03:08

tGreenWay wrote:
Vlad wrote:Fellas, I got this one. Stand back.

Alright Y2K, here's why people might like warm watermelon (or any other fruit for that matter): I grew up in rural India in the late '60s and '70s. Some of the best fruits and vegetables grew around my house. We didn't refrigerate any of it. Can you guess why? Because we didn't have a refrigerator, or even electricity. So we were used to eating things at room temperature (or warm), while they were still fresh. And you know what? They were the best damn fruits and veggies I ever had. (Even now, I prefer my fruits to be close to room temp.)

Why do we refrigerate things? To make them last longer. The fact that you like cold watermelon just means that you're used to having it cold. But the reality is that the cold temp just dulls your taste buds, so you're not getting the full joy of eating a tasty watermelon.

I hope this helps.

Interesting. I'm turning my AC on full blast and never leaving the house. I'm going to live forever.

I put ice in my trousers, my cock is gonna live forever.

by HT 2015-08-04, 08:20

The Pantry wrote:
DWags wrote:

Did you sex the girls later?
Was hoping no one would ask. Sadly, no. Long story.

Anyone else have old tales of woe when you could have easily gotten laid but didn't? They stay with you forever.

Yeah, mostly from undergrad. Either not understanding she wanted to sleep with me, or that I was being too much of a nice guy and didn't want to do anything because she was drunk.

by Guest 2015-08-13, 21:06

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by **Rocinante** 2015-08-14, 00:50

That made my mouth water.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-08-14, 01:30

Lol yum bet it's not warm

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-14, 10:25

Gross.

by Guest 2015-08-14, 11:31

tGreenWay wrote:Gross.

Why? I'd not seen watermelon for 100 large men before - I was quite impressed.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-08-14, 11:34

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Gross.
Why? I'd not seen watermelon for 100 large men before - I was quite impressed.

Large men should have gotten a larger watermelon.

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by **Rocinante** 2015-08-14, 12:10

Wtf is up with this dude's face.....

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by **y2kMgrad** 2015-08-14, 13:10

Rocinante wrote:Wtf is up with this dude's face.....

He just took a huge bite of warm watermelon.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-14, 14:00

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Gross.
Why? I'd not seen watermelon for 100 large men before - I was quite impressed.

Not the photos; those are pretty cool. Just thinking about the taste of watermelon grosses me out. I'm very picky about my melons.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-14, 14:01

Giant Moose wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:
Why? I'd not seen watermelon for 100 large men before - I was quite impressed.

Large men should have gotten a larger watermelon.

One of Dantonio's balls?

by Guest 2015-08-14, 15:11

tGreenWay wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:
Why? I'd not seen watermelon for 100 large men before - I was quite impressed.

Not the photos; those are pretty cool. Just thinking about the taste of watermelon grosses me out. I'm very picky about my melons.

Ah....not me - it's like pussy, all good just some is better.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-15, 01:39

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Not the photos; those are pretty cool. Just thinking about the taste of watermelon grosses me out. I'm very picky about my melons.
Ah....not me - it's like pussy, all good just some is better.

Our discussion got me in the mood for melon, so I went to the store and bought some. Apparently, they're either out of, or don't sell pussy, because I couldn't find any of that in any of the aisles or in the meat or fish departments.

by **Dendrobates** 2015-08-15, 10:26

DWags wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

no fucking way, how do you know they go in and pray for you?

Well assumptions are made. If we're out in the yard doing things, they'll be out there with us from eating to just talking. We bring a beer or mixed drink out, they always excuse themselves. BTW, really good people, and frankly instead of saying shit to us, they handle it in that manner. Pretty cool I guess, but never stops us from drinking.

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