Dear Detroit free press please cancel my subscription to the Ann Arbor news.

by **DWags** 8/30/2015, 1:17 pm

And fuck you too. I've always enjoyed getting the paper on Thursday Friday and Sunday. Loved going into my driveway grabbing it going back inside to take a dump and read it. However, my breaking point happened today. The headline and picture of a 5-7 train wreck is too much. Fuck you again. I'm done.

I'm an old man, you've just become a cloud.

by **steveschneider** 8/30/2015, 2:00 pm

How are you going to keep up with all of the latest articles about Jim Harbaugh and his khakis?

by **NigelUno** 8/30/2015, 2:09 pm

Beat Utah and the hype will increase tenfold.

by Jethro Bodeen 8/30/2015, 3:01 pm

Freep fap.

by tanfan! 8/30/2015, 3:34 pm

Totally agree with dwags

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 8/30/2015, 3:50 pm

Got a pic of this or something d wags?

by Jethro Bodeen 8/30/2015, 4:39 pm

NigelUno wrote:Beat Utah and the hype will increase tenfold.

Praying for Utah to beat SCum in the most disheartening manner. Hoping for Jeem to come unglued. A total fiasco. And I think there is a great possibility of that happening. It will be so good. So so very, very delicious.

by **tGreenWay** 8/30/2015, 4:41 pm

I dont think the freep will notice this cancellation.

by **DWags** 8/30/2015, 4:59 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Got a pic of this or something d wags?

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/wolverines/2015/08/29/michigan-football-jim-harbaugh/71388416/

by **DWags** 8/30/2015, 5:00 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I dont think the freep will notice this cancellation.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.

by **Giant Moose** 8/30/2015, 5:31 pm

DWags wrote:I'm an old man, you've just become a cloud.

You aren't an old man for complaining, but you are an old man for still having a newspaper subscription in 2015.

by **DWags** 8/30/2015, 5:34 pm

Giant Moose wrote:
DWags wrote:I'm an old man, you've just become a cloud.
You aren't an old man for complaining, but you are an old man for still having a newspaper subscription in 2015.

Yeah, I've been told that. Love walking out in the morning picking it up from the driveway scratching my nuts looking up at the weather going in and taking a shit.

by **The Pantry** 8/30/2015, 5:45 pm

DWags wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
You aren't an old man for complaining, but you are an old man for still having a newspaper subscription in 2015.

Yeah, I've been told that. Love walking out in the morning picking it up from the driveway scratching my nuts looking up at the weather going in and taking a shit.

In contrast, I'd like to kill the motherfuckers that drop unsubscribed copies of the Freep and Oakland Press at the end of my driveway every weekend.

by tanfan! 8/30/2015, 5:54 pm

DWags wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
You aren't an old man for complaining, but you are an old man for still having a newspaper subscription in 2015.

Yeah, I've been told that. Love walking out in the morning picking it up from the driveway scratching my nuts looking up at the weather going in and taking a shit.

Mine tend to drag on the driveway.

by **kingstonlake** 8/30/2015, 6:01 pm

It's easy to sell hope and change to a fan base that it starved for both.
These easily duped fuck nuts have literally erased every memory from last year. They pretend that some shirtless dip shit is gonna somehow turn a squad of coddled prima donnas into football players. The fall begins after their first loss and the ego maniac refuses to take any blame.

by **Turtleneck** 8/30/2015, 7:03 pm

Welcome back, gHost.

by **InTenSity** 8/30/2015, 7:14 pm

gHost Spartan wrote:Why do they always talk about the fucking khakis as if Harbaugh is the only coach that wears them? Doesn't pretty much every college coach nowadays wear some type of khakis or golf-type pants and a branded polo?

Because there was an ESPN special about his khakis while he was with the niners, before the superbowl.

by tanfan! 8/30/2015, 7:28 pm

Can't wait for Thursday night. Go Utes!

by **The_Dude** 8/30/2015, 7:34 pm

I want UM to beat Utah and come in to our game thinking they are good then we take em to pound town.

by **The Pantry** 8/30/2015, 7:44 pm

The_Dude wrote:I want UM to beat Utah and come in to our game thinking they are good then we take em to pound town.

Fuck no.

I want the Utes to humiliate them and make the Harblah-hypers STFU for a couple days

by **Turtleneck** 8/30/2015, 8:02 pm

The_Dude wrote:I want UM to beat Utah and come in to our game thinking they are good then we take em to pound town.

I want UM to lose every single athletic competition they participate in from now to the end of time. I hope their debate team gets its ass kicked, too.

by **DWags** 8/30/2015, 8:08 pm

The_Dude wrote:I want UM to beat Utah and come in to our game thinking they are good then we take em to pound town.

I want them to lose to both of us in humiliating fashion.

by **Floyd Robertson** 8/30/2015, 8:10 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
The_Dude wrote:I want UM to beat Utah and come in to our game thinking they are good then we take em to pound town.

I want UM to lose every single athletic competition they participate in from now to the end of time. I hope their debate team gets its ass kicked, too.

I even want their concrete canoes to sink.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 8/30/2015, 8:39 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
The_Dude wrote:I want UM to beat Utah and come in to our game thinking they are good then we take em to pound town.

I want UM to lose every single athletic competition they participate in from now to the end of time. I hope their debate team gets its ass kicked, too.

Yup. Lose everything

by **Turtleneck** 8/30/2015, 9:09 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I want UM to lose every single athletic competition they participate in from now to the end of time. I hope their debate team gets its ass kicked, too.

Yup. Lose everything

One thing that will never be lost at UM is the virginity of the male undergrad population.

by **tGreenWay** 8/30/2015, 9:23 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
The_Dude wrote:I want UM to beat Utah and come in to our game thinking they are good then we take em to pound town.

I want UM to lose every single athletic competition they participate in from now to the end of time. I hope their debate team gets its ass kicked, too.

This.

by **tGreenWay** 8/30/2015, 9:24 pm

Tanfan! wrote:
DWags wrote:

Yeah, I've been told that. Love walking out in the morning picking it up from the driveway scratching my nuts looking up at the weather going in and taking a shit.
Mine tend to drag on the driveway.

Your shit or your nuts?

by **DWags** 8/30/2015, 10:15 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Tanfan! wrote:
Mine tend to drag on the driveway.

Your shit or your nuts?

Yes

by **InTenSity** 8/30/2015, 10:17 pm

Holy fucking shit. I'm watching espn. All fucking harbaugh balls in their mouth. Fuck the media.

by **InTenSity** 8/30/2015, 10:18 pm

Holy fucking shit. I'm watching espn. All fucking harbaugh balls in their mouth. Fuck the media.

by **SpartanInNH** 8/30/2015, 10:19 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
The_Dude wrote:I want UM to beat Utah and come in to our game thinking they are good then we take em to pound town.

I want UM to lose every single athletic competition they participate in from now to the end of time. I hope their debate team gets its ass kicked, too.

If it weren't for your avi, we could be friends. Good friends.

by **GRR Spartan** 8/30/2015, 10:19 pm

The_Dude wrote:I want UM to beat Utah and come in to our game thinking they are good then we take em to pound town.

Once an ummie troll always an ummie troll. But you are consistant.

by **SpartanInNH** 8/30/2015, 10:24 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I want UM to lose every single athletic competition they participate in from now to the end of time. I hope their debate team gets its ass kicked, too.

I even want their concrete canoes to sink.

Dear Detroit free press please cancel my subscription to the Ann Arbor news. Titani10

by **Turtleneck** 8/30/2015, 10:27 pm

SpartanInNH wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

I even want their concrete canoes to sink.

by **SpartanInNH** 8/30/2015, 10:31 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
SpartanInNH wrote:

NICE.

by **tGreenWay** 8/30/2015, 10:50 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
SpartanInNH wrote:

It's important to preserve the historical record of Tanfan's farts. Without video proof, there's simply no chance future generations would believe just how deadly they could be.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 8/31/2015, 1:04 am

Fuck em guys, fuck em!

by **Robert J Sakimano** 8/31/2015, 7:31 am

people still read newspapers?

by HT 8/31/2015, 7:57 am

God I hope Utah blows them the fuck out on Thursday.

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