Valenti says we should root for UM over NW

by **The_Dude** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 16:44

I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 16:45

I wonder if "Valenti" has put his jorts away for the season?

by **The_Dude** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 16:46

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I wonder if "Valenti" has put his jorts away for the season?

He's from New York not Alabama

by **AMwood** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 16:49

shouldn't that be the other way around?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 16:49

The_Dude wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I wonder if "Valenti" has put his jorts away for the season?

He's from New York not Alabama

I know nothing about him.. he just seems very RCMB-esque..

by **The_Dude** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 16:50

AMwood wrote:shouldn't that be the other way around?

Yep. Can't edit on mobile. Lol

by **InTenSity** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 16:51

AMwood wrote:shouldn't that be the other way around?

Valenti says we should root for UM over NW 4113017228

He's on a roll, just let it go.

by **Rocinante** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 16:51

The_Dude wrote:
AMwood wrote:shouldn't that be the other way around?

Yep. Can't edit on mobile. Lol

I only care about Michigan State

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 16:57

Fixed the thread title for ya, Lebowski.

It's a win-win, if Michigan loses, well they lose, that's always great. If they win, we get a top, what, 15 match up? Gameday? All the better. Blow the fuckin doors off em then.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:05

Thank you so much for the update on what valenti thinks about things. I was really wondering about that.

by **The_Dude** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:06

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fixed the thread title for ya, Lebowski.

It's a win-win, if Michigan loses, well they lose, that's always great. If they win, we get a top, what, 15 match up? Gameday? All the better. Blow the fuckin doors off em then.

Yep. The wolverine tears would be epic.

by SpartyScotty Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:19

Valenti can suck my BBC.

by **The_Dude** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:23

SpartyScotty wrote:Valenti can suck my BBC.

British Broadcasting Corporation?

by **Dr. Strangelove** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:25

I'd root for the Taliban over Michigan.

Additionally it is in Michigan state's best interests for Michigan to suck in all sports so fuck this bullshit logic.

by **Death Roe** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:27

by **NigelUno** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:33

Not rooting for UM.

(Pending upsets) GameDay will be Florida @ LSU.

by **Death Roe** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:36

Who takes Valenti seriously? Oh right, morons like The Dude. Fuck off with this shit. Go do your shitty takes over the tCock.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:37

I am glad Valenti has a mouthpiece here.

In other news, screw UM. I hope they lose every football game they play in from this Saturday through the end of time.

by **InTenSity** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:39

I'm not rooting for um. Then again I don't have season tickets there, and I've missed every game played there, forever.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:41

I always root for um... to lose. That will never, ever change. Fuck those arrogant motherfucking motherfuckers.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:42

Turtleneck wrote:I am glad Valenti has a mouthpiece here.

In other news, screw UM. I hope they lose every football game they play in from this Saturday through the end of time.

Valenti says we should root for UM over NW Giphy

by **Turtleneck** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:42

Can we talk about essential liberties and liberals now?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:42

Death Roe wrote:Who takes Valenti seriously? Oh right, morons like The Dude. Fuck off with this shit. Go do your shitty takes over the tCock.

Valenti says we should root for UM over NW 502811600

by **Death Roe** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Who takes Valenti seriously? Oh right, morons like The Dude. Fuck off with this shit. Go do your shitty takes over the tCock.

Bro, the percocet just doesn't work when I see his posts. Valenti says we should root for UM over NW 502811600

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 17:49

Death Roe wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Bro, the percocet just doesn't work when I see his posts.

Have you read this?

I get uncontrollably giddy when MSU sucks.

by **steveschneider** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 18:01

Won't do it, and I don't give a shit about the implications. Go Wildcats.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 18:58

I think this might be the most unanimous we've ever been about anything ever. Good job swill. Proud of ya

by **MiamiSpartan** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 19:03

The_Dude wrote:I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

Why do we want all that? If that happens, the hype train will only hit a slight speed bump, then keep going. They'll rationalize it that it is the one game we get up for all year, that they were already eyeing tOSU down the road, that we are only good because of Cook and then it's back to mediocrity, that it's only one loss and if OSU beats us, then they'll beat OSU and all tie for the division title, blah blah blah. Fuck that. It won't get them all that down, because they'll still be able to rationalize a division co-title and maybe a BTCG berth (not sure how the tie-breaker would work).

I want NU to punch them in the gut, and then we bring the vicious uppercut, completely shattering any remaining dreams of even being able to pretend to compete with us and tOSU.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 19:07

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I think this might be the most unanimous we've ever been about anything ever. Good job swill. Proud of ya

Normally, I would've credited the collegiality to the near-unanimous opposition to the OP. However, even he and Valenti come in a distant second and third when it comes to pure hatred of those arrogant asshole cocksuckers from ann arbor.

by **Code_Warrior** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 19:10

I want SCum to get their asses kicked at every sport, all the fucking time for the rest of eternity. I wan't the big hole and Crisler arena complex condemned, torn down, and the fucking wreckage dumped on Yost while all the workers use the baseball field as a shitter.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 19:13

I want to pick my nose and rub it on the gravestone of Glenn Schlemblechler.

by **GRR Spartan** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 19:17

The_Dude wrote:I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

Why the fuck should anyone care what Mike Valenti thinks about anything?

by **tGreenWay** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 19:31

GRR Spartan wrote:
The_Dude wrote:I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

Why the fuck should anyone care what Mike Valenti thinks about anything?

The Douche is a lonely guy. Valenti is his radio friend.

by Herbie Green Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 19:47

The_Dude wrote:I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

Disagree. That is just stupid unless your rooting interest is the ratings of his radio show. I doubt he really even thinks this himself

by **SeeRockCity** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 19:59

I want to see them lose a close one to Northwestern so they are not quite sure that they still suck but get the wind knocked out of their sails, then spend the week giving each other hand jobs over the moral victory just so that we can punch them in the balls and and kick dirt on their faces as they're rolling around grabbing their swollen balls.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 20:06

tGreenWay wrote:I always root for um... to lose. That will never, ever change. Fuck those arrogant motherfucking motherfuckers.

Yessir

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by **Floyd Robertson** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 20:12

SeeRockCity wrote:I want to see them lose a close one to Northwestern so they are not quite sure that they still suck but get the wind knocked out of their sails, then spend the week giving each other hand jobs over the moral victory just so that we can punch them in the balls and and kick dirt on their faces as they're rolling around grabbing their swollen balls.

I like the cut of your jib here

by **Code_Warrior** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 21:11

SeeRockCity wrote:I want to see them lose a close one to Northwestern so they are not quite sure that they still suck but get the wind knocked out of their sails, then spend the week giving each other hand jobs over the moral victory just so that we can punch them in the balls and and kick dirt on their faces as they're rolling around grabbing their swollen balls.

Can we still tear down the big hole and Crisler, dump the wreckage on Yost, and shit on their baseball field? I would really like that.

by **DWags** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 21:40

I want them to lose every game. Fuck them.

by **y2kMgrad** Mon 5 Oct 2015 - 21:40

SeeRockCity wrote:I want to see them lose a close one to Northwestern so they are not quite sure that they still suck but get the wind knocked out of their sails, then spend the week giving each other hand jobs over the moral victory just so that we can punch them in the balls and and kick dirt on their faces as they're rolling around grabbing their swollen balls.

A lot of love itt. I feel it.

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