On being sick: Do you feel bad for me? I feel bad for me.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 19:56

Sorry, Floyd, but all your sympathies are belong to me.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-10-23, 20:21

I don't even have the energy to fight you on this, bro. I'm just going to sit here and be a pussy.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 20:33

Floyd Robertson wrote:I don't even have the energy to fight you on this, bro. I'm just going to sit here and be a pussy.

I'm actually happy to hear that. I'm all false bravado, anyway. I'm on my couch and not moving, except to change channels.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-23, 20:35

Hey, guess what I can do you douche bags. Not be sick! Aaaaahahahahahaha. I can breath totally fine, my head doesn't hurt, my throat isn't sore, I'm not pooping my brains out, I'm not vomiting, nothing is wrong at all. Haha hahahahaha. How much does it suck to suck assholes???

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by **DWags** 2015-10-23, 20:42

If you guys die, can I have your shit? Just the cool stuff

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-10-23, 21:03

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey, guess what I can do you douche bags. Not be sick! Aaaaahahahahahaha. I can breath totally fine, my head doesn't hurt, my throat isn't sore, I'm not pooping my brains out, I'm not vomiting, nothing is wrong at all. Haha hahahahaha. How much does it suck to suck assholes???

That's the creepiest middle finger of all time.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 21:07

DWags wrote:If you guys die, can I have your shit? Just the cool stuff

I've flushed everything so far, but I'll poop into a bag and save it for you, just in case I croak. I'll make sure my widow knows it's not really a weird request in our little slice of heaven.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 21:08

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey, guess what I can do you douche bags. Not be sick! Aaaaahahahahahaha. I can breath totally fine, my head doesn't hurt, my throat isn't sore, I'm not pooping my brains out, I'm not vomiting, nothing is wrong at all. Haha hahahahaha. How much does it suck to suck assholes???

That's the creepiest middle finger of all time.

Blanch is so jelly.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 21:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey, guess what I can do you douche bags. Not be sick! Aaaaahahahahahaha. I can breath totally fine, my head doesn't hurt, my throat isn't sore, I'm not pooping my brains out, I'm not vomiting, nothing is wrong at all. Haha hahahahaha. How much does it suck to suck assholes???

You can be mean. I won't fight you.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-23, 21:10

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey, guess what I can do you douche bags. Not be sick! Aaaaahahahahahaha. I can breath totally fine, my head doesn't hurt, my throat isn't sore, I'm not pooping my brains out, I'm not vomiting, nothing is wrong at all. Haha hahahahaha. How much does it suck to suck assholes???

That's the creepiest middle finger of all time.

Can't find her pic but he and the concrete canoe chick should hook-up sometime

by Guest 2015-10-23, 21:11

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey, guess what I can do you douche bags. Not be sick! Aaaaahahahahahaha. I can breath totally fine, my head doesn't hurt, my throat isn't sore, I'm not pooping my brains out, I'm not vomiting, nothing is wrong at all. Haha hahahahaha. How much does it suck to suck assholes???

You can be mean. I won't fight you. Im a pussy that whines about everything

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by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 21:12

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You can be mean. I won't fight you. Im a pussy that whines about everything

DWags is taking off his hat, Mr. Violator.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-23, 21:16

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey, guess what I can do you douche bags. Not be sick! Aaaaahahahahahaha. I can breath totally fine, my head doesn't hurt, my throat isn't sore, I'm not pooping my brains out, I'm not vomiting, nothing is wrong at all. Haha hahahahaha. How much does it suck to suck assholes???

You can be mean. I won't fight you.

Awwwww. I'm sorry bud. Now I feel bad. Let me know if you need a blumpkin or something.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 21:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You can be mean. I won't fight you.

Awwwww. I'm sorry bud. Now I feel bad. Let me know if you need a blumpkin or something.

My couch is big enough for you to sit and read to Floyd and me. Also, you'll need to find Floyd and bring him with you whether or not he wants to come over.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-23, 21:43

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Awwwww. I'm sorry bud. Now I feel bad. Let me know if you need a blumpkin or something.

My couch is big enough for you to sit and read to Floyd and me. Also, you'll need to find Floyd and bring him with you whether or not he wants to come over.

I'm comfortable with doing a little kidnapping tonight.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-23, 21:47

Fucked-up sick is sorta cool. Makes your immune system stronger

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 22:01

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My couch is big enough for you to sit and read to Floyd and me. Also, you'll need to find Floyd and bring him with you whether or not he wants to come over.

I'm comfortable with doing a little kidnapping tonight.

I'm sure you are, but it's Floyd who may be reluctant.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 22:05

The Pantry wrote:Fucked-up sick is sorta cool. Makes your immune system stronger

That may be true most of the time, but this is the second time I've been sick this year. I had a wicked bad head/chest cold back in February. I really must be getting old.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-23, 22:06

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I'm comfortable with doing a little kidnapping tonight.

I'm sure you are, but it's Floyd who may be reluctant.

Kidnapping isn't as fun if hey aren't kicking and screaming like little bitches.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-23, 22:32

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Fucked-up sick is sorta cool. Makes your immune system stronger

That may be true most of the time, but this is the second time I've been sick this year. I had a wicked bad head/chest cold back in February. I really must be getting old.

Oh. That's different. You probably gone.

Remember your good friend Guest when finalizing your last will or living trust

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 22:40

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I'm sure you are, but it's Floyd who may be reluctant.

Kidnapping isn't as fun if hey aren't kicking and screaming like little bitches.

Great point. Let me know if you need a pillowcase to throw over his head. I've got loads of them. You can stop by here before you grab him.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 22:42

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That may be true most of the time, but this is the second time I've been sick this year. I had a wicked bad head/chest cold back in February. I really must be getting old.
Oh. That's different. You probably gone.

Remember your good friend Guest when finalizing your last will or living trust

That February flu (head cold) was the worst I'd ever had. Irony of ironies--I was going to get my flu shot yesterday. Too fucking late now.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-23, 22:43

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That may be true most of the time, but this is the second time I've been sick this year. I had a wicked bad head/chest cold back in February. I really must be getting old.
Oh. That's different. You probably gone.

Remember your good friend Guest when finalizing your last will or living trust

Sweet. No probate issues with taking over his duties with his wife. Good news.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 22:47

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Oh. That's different. You probably gone.

Remember your good friend Guest when finalizing your last will or living trust

Sweet. No probate issues with taking over his duties with his wife. Good news.

She and I have already discussed this. Per her wishes, she'll be accepting resumés and scheduling tryouts as soon as my body is cold. As a courtesy to me, I would ask that you wait until my ashes are scattered over campus grounds.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-23, 22:49

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Sweet. No probate issues with taking over his duties with his wife. Good news.

She and I have already discussed this. Per her wishes, she'll be accepting resumés and scheduling tryouts as soon as my body is cold. As a courtesy to me, I would ask that you wait until my ashes are scattered over campus grounds.

Look. I'm just going to kidnap Floyd then bang your wife, K?

by **DWags** 2015-10-23, 22:51

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Sweet. No probate issues with taking over his duties with his wife. Good news.

She and I have already discussed this. Per her wishes, she'll be accepting resumés and scheduling tryouts as soon as my body is cold. As a courtesy to me, I would ask that you wait until my ashes are scattered over campus grounds.

I'll take care of that. You want em somewhere near that art building that looks like a crashed space ship?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 23:05

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

She and I have already discussed this. Per her wishes, she'll be accepting resumés and scheduling tryouts as soon as my body is cold. As a courtesy to me, I would ask that you wait until my ashes are scattered over campus grounds.

Look. I'm just going to kidnap Floyd then bang your wife, K?

Yeah, go ahead. I'm just going to sit here on the couch and wait for someone to read to me.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 23:07

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

She and I have already discussed this. Per her wishes, she'll be accepting resumés and scheduling tryouts as soon as my body is cold. As a courtesy to me, I would ask that you wait until my ashes are scattered over campus grounds.

I'll take care of that. You want em somewhere near that art building that looks like a crashed space ship?

That would be great! Maybe a little at the stadium, some at Beaumont Tower, too. You could carry me in your hat.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 23:08

Oh, and don't do it on a windy day if you can help it.

by **SpartanInNH** 2015-10-23, 23:18

tGreenWay wrote:Oh, and don't do it on a windy day if you can help it.

Words to live by.

by **Ass Dan** 2015-10-23, 23:21

I'm homesick, does that count?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 23:43

Ass Dan wrote:I'm homesick, does that count?

That counts. Ask Travis to kidnap Floyd and head south to pay you a visit. Make sure he reads to you, too.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 23:46

SpartanInNH wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Oh, and don't do it on a windy day if you can help it.

Words to live by.

Exactly. I don't want my passing to leave a bad taste in anyone's mouth.

by **DWags** 2015-10-23, 23:47

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

I'll take care of that. You want em somewhere near that art building that looks like a crashed space ship?

That would be great! Maybe a little at the stadium, some at Beaumont Tower, too. You could carry me in your hat.

O.K., you'll get the spaceship and maybe Beumont, but I'm not gonna interrupt a good tailgate to be dragging your fucking ashes all over hell. And don't you think asking me to dirty up my hat is a bit much of you? Jesus.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-23, 23:56

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That would be great! Maybe a little at the stadium, some at Beaumont Tower, too. You could carry me in your hat.

O.K., you'll get the spaceship and maybe Beumont, but I'm not gonna interrupt a good tailgate to be dragging your fucking ashes all over hell. And don't you think asking me to dirty up my hat is a bit much of you? Jesus.

I thought you'd want to take a lite piece of me wherever you go, but no big deal. The more of me dumped at the spaceship means I have a better chance of going with them when it leaves EL bound for their Mothership.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-23, 23:59

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

She and I have already discussed this. Per her wishes, she'll be accepting resumés and scheduling tryouts as soon as my body is cold. As a courtesy to me, I would ask that you wait until my ashes are scattered over campus grounds.

Look. I'm just going to kidnap Floyd then bang your wife, K?

Not quite understanding the kidnap. 3-way, or you just want a witness? On being sick: Do you feel bad for me? I feel bad for me. 2599972566

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-24, 00:04

The Pantry wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Look. I'm just going to kidnap Floyd then bang your wife, K?
Not quite understanding the kidnap. 3-way, or you just want a witness?

Somebody needs to hold the video camera.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-10-24, 07:53

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:I don't even have the energy to fight you on this, bro. I'm just going to sit here and be a pussy.

I'm actually happy to hear that. I'm all false bravado, anyway. I'm on my couch and not moving, except to change channels.

I fell asleep on the couch probably around 9pm. Woke up a 11, turned off the TV and rolled over. Didn't even have the energy to crawl my sorry ass into bed. Now here I am at work for the 119th time in the last 123 days, about three hours later than I wanted to be. I might last four hours and then it's back to the couch for a three-hour pregame nap.

ps. This thread got funny, weird funny. I don't even know how to respond to the any of that shit.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-24, 08:05

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I'm actually happy to hear that. I'm all false bravado, anyway. I'm on my couch and not moving, except to change channels.
I fell asleep on the couch probably around 9pm. Woke up a 11, turned off the TV and rolled over. Didn't even have the energy to crawl my sorry ass into bed. Now here I am at work for the 119th time in the last 123 days, about three hours later than I wanted to be. I might last four hours and then it's back to the couch for a three-hour pregame nap.

ps. This thread got funny, weird funny. I don't even know how to respond to the any of that shit.

Just get in the van mother fucker.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-10-24, 08:14

I'm disappointed for tSwill. Another man down and the rest of us have to pick up the pieces.

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