The future of the Co9

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-05, 13:07

I move to disband the Committee of Nine (Co9). At the last three meetings we have not had a quorum and were unable to vote on important Swill business. The Co9 was established to counter Nigel's power grab and prevent a mass culling. These things are no longer a concern. On top of that, with no profit to share, it serves no purpose. The Co9 can be reformed if the site again becomes a source of major revenues that need to be distributed, and/or Nigel again tries to assert himself as a king.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 13:09

so does this mean my long-awaited "Turkey Sandwich with Timbo" podcast is in jeopardy?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-05, 13:10

Robert J Sakimano wrote:so does this mean my long-awaited "Turkey Sandwich with Timbo" podcast is in jeopardy?

No. Maybe. Probably. Yes.

Edit: it is in jeopardy because the Swill does not condone murder.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 13:11

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:so does this mean my long-awaited "Turkey Sandwich with Timbo" podcast is in jeopardy?

No. Maybe. Probably. Yes.

I've always wanted to meet him so we could share a sandwich and just chat about stuff..

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 13:12

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:so does this mean my long-awaited "Turkey Sandwich with Timbo" podcast is in jeopardy?

No. Maybe. Probably. Yes.

Edit: it is in jeopardy because the Swill does not condone murder.

dude - I just want to meet him. Not kill him.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-05, 13:12

Turtleneck wrote:I move to disband the Committee of Nine (Co9). At the last three meetings we have not had a quorum and were unable to vote on important Swill business. The Co9 was established to counter Nigel's power grab and prevent a mass culling. These things are no longer a concern. On top of that, with no profit to share, it serves no purpose. The Co9 can be reformed if the site again becomes a source of major revenues that need to be distributed, and/or Nigel again tries to assert himself as a king.

Shut up moron.

The Co9 (or Legion of 9 as I have renamed it) will be responsible for determining what charity gets Vlad's $100.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 13:13

NigelUno wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I move to disband the Committee of Nine (Co9). At the last three meetings we have not had a quorum and were unable to vote on important Swill business. The Co9 was established to counter Nigel's power grab and prevent a mass culling. These things are no longer a concern. On top of that, with no profit to share, it serves no purpose. The Co9 can be reformed if the site again becomes a source of major revenues that need to be distributed, and/or Nigel again tries to assert himself as a king.

Shut up moron.

The Co9 (or Legion of 9 as I have renamed it) will be responsible for determining what charity gets Vlad's $100.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-05, 13:13

Sorry, Bob. Blame Nigel.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 13:13

Turtleneck wrote:Sorry, Bob. Blame Nigel.

Nigel, how could you deny me of such an opportunity? I thought we were friends.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-11-05, 13:14

Look, I'll take the reins of tCo9.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 13:16

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Look, I'll take the reins of tCo9.

no offense, but you'd screw up a one car funeral. I don't think we can trust you with the Co9.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-05, 13:24

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Sorry, Bob. Blame Nigel.
Nigel, how could you deny me of such an opportunity? I thought we were friends.

What opportunity?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 13:26

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Nigel, how could you deny me of such an opportunity? I thought we were friends.

What opportunity?

to meet "Timbo"... and share a sandwich.. a podcast.. and maybe a few tidbits about life.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-05, 13:27

Mods, Nigel is calling names. Please ban immediately.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-05, 13:27

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

What opportunity?
to meet "Timbo"... and share a sandwich.. a podcast.. and maybe a few tidbits about life.

To share a murder sandwich.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-05, 13:29

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

What opportunity?
to meet "Timbo"... and share a sandwich.. a podcast.. and maybe a few tidbits about life.

How am I denying that? Turtleneck is the one making the power play here.

Hell. You could vote to use the $100 to buy turkey sandwiches.

Get your shit straight.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 13:40

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
to meet "Timbo"... and share a sandwich.. a podcast.. and maybe a few tidbits about life.

How am I denying that? Turtleneck is the one making the power play here.

Hell. You could vote to use the $100 to buy turkey sandwiches.

Get your shit straight.

I don't know what's happening here.. I just know that I miss "Timbo" and our podcast.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 13:54

This is effing bullshit. I was promised the next open seat on the Co9 and I damn well better get it.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-05, 13:55

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Look, I'll take the reins of tCo9.
no offense, but you'd screw up a one car funeral. I don't think we can trust you with the Co9.

lulz. It's funny cuz it's true.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-05, 13:57

tGreenWay wrote:This is effing bullshit. I was promised the next open seat on the Co9 and I damn well better get it.

The Co9 is absolutely not disbanded. It is also not renamed Lo9 because "log" really, Nigel? Finally, LWS has been gone long enough it's time to cull that motherfucker and add someone else.

However we have to vote on that.

I ain't giving up my helicopter privileges, assholes, so you can fuck off.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 14:00

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:This is effing bullshit. I was promised the next open seat on the Co9 and I damn well better get it.

The Co9 is absolutely not disbanded. It is also not renamed Lo9 because "log" really, Nigel? Finally, LWS has been gone long enough it's time to cull that motherfucker and add someone else.

However we have to vote on that.

I ain't giving up my helicopter privileges, assholes, so you can fuck off.

Lots of things to consider in this post. Maybe Nigel should make a pole.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-05, 14:02

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

The Co9 is absolutely not disbanded. It is also not renamed Lo9 because "log" really, Nigel? Finally, LWS has been gone long enough it's time to cull that motherfucker and add someone else.

However we have to vote on that.

I ain't giving up my helicopter privileges, assholes, so you can fuck off.

Lots of things to consider in this post. Maybe Nigel should make a pole.

Nigel is not the official spokesperson of the Co9, he's the recruiting coordinator.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 14:11

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Lots of things to consider in this post. Maybe Nigel should make a pole.

Nigel is not the official spokesperson of the Co9, he's the recruiting coordinator.

I know, but when has Nigel ever not jumped at the chance to hop on a pole?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-05, 14:21

tGreenWay wrote:This is effing bullshit. I was promised the next open seat on the Co9 and I damn well better get it.

OTPT can't show up to meetings at Bob's house so we can't even vote on filling the open seat. It's possible that it could become the Committee of (insert smaller number) but that would require OTPT to get a job and finding a way to deal with Nigel's unquenchable thirst for power.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 15:11

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:This is effing bullshit. I was promised the next open seat on the Co9 and I damn well better get it.

OTPT can't show up to meetings at Bob's house so we can't even vote on filling the open seat. It's possible that it could become the Committee of (insert smaller number) but that would require OTPT to get a job and finding a way to deal with Nigel's unquenchable thirst for power.

Lazy MFer. Refuses to find gainful employment and won't put in the time for a spot he volunteered for. Kids today...

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-05, 15:46

tGreenWay wrote:This is effing bullshit. I was promised the next open seat on the Co9 and I damn well better get it.

900 more posts.

Go.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-05, 15:48

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Lots of things to consider in this post. Maybe Nigel should make a pole.

Nigel is not the official spokesperson of the Co9, he's the recruiting coordinator.

That is more or less true.

LWS will only be replaced if dead (or when someone else meets the criteria).

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 15:52

NigelUno wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:This is effing bullshit. I was promised the next open seat on the Co9 and I damn well better get it.

900 more posts.

Go.

Can a brother get an English translation, please?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 15:55

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

OTPT can't show up to meetings at Bob's house so we can't even vote on filling the open seat. It's possible that it could become the Committee of (insert smaller number) but that would require OTPT to get a job and finding a way to deal with Nigel's unquenchable thirst for power.

Lazy MFer. Refuses to find gainful employment and won't put in the time for a spot he volunteered for. Kids today...

dude doesn't have a job but has been to Europe, the UM game and is now going to the OSU game. I asked him today what his incentive was to get a job.. The future of the Co9 502811600

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 16:10

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Lazy MFer. Refuses to find gainful employment and won't put in the time for a spot he volunteered for. Kids today...
dude doesn't have a job but has been to Europe, the UM game and is now going to the OSU game. I asked him today what his incentive was to get a job..

I'm going to hold off answering to give sd365 time to look up the definition of "incentive."

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-05, 16:55

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Lazy MFer. Refuses to find gainful employment and won't put in the time for a spot he volunteered for. Kids today...
dude doesn't have a job but has been to Europe, the UM game and is now going to the OSU game. I asked him today what his incentive was to get a job..

Bob, stop financing his travels.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-05, 18:38

tGreenWay wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

900 more posts.

Go.

Can a brother get an English translation, please?

What the fuck do you think it means?

by **Giant Moose** 2015-11-05, 18:38

For those of you who are being disbanded, I'm accepting membership into the Russell Byrd Fan Club.

by **kingstonlake** 2015-11-05, 18:47

I thought this was Nigels board. No?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 18:51

NigelUno wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Can a brother get an English translation, please?

What the fuck do you think it means?

What the fuck do you mean What the fuck do you think it means? I could not make my request more clear. Yours, however, is so deep into a gray area that it's motherfucking charcoal.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-11-05, 18:53

kingstonlake wrote:I thought this was Nigels board. No?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 18:53

Giant Moose wrote:For those of you who are being disbanded, I'm accepting membership into the Russell Byrd Fan Club.

As much as I love snark and general smartassery, that's just a bridge too far, man.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-05, 19:00

tGreenWay wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

What the fuck do you think it means?

What the fuck do you mean What the fuck do you think it means? I could not make my request more clear. Yours, however, is so deep into a gray area that it's motherfucking charcoal.

It's in English. Unless you don't speak (or read) English, you should be able to figure it out. If you can't, then you don't deserve to be in the Co9.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 19:07

NigelUno wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

What the fuck do you mean What the fuck do you think it means? I could not make my request more clear. Yours, however, is so deep into a gray area that it's motherfucking charcoal.

It's in English. Unless you don't speak (or read) English, you should be able to figure it out. If you can't, then you don't deserve to be in the Co9.

Let's assume I cannot speak or read English. Please rephrase your original sentence into a complete sentence.
As for whether or not I deserve to be in the Co9, that's not for you to decide. You're just the water boy. You have no power over them. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero.
The future of the Co9 2809484752

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-05, 19:10

tGreenWay wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

It's in English. Unless you don't speak (or read) English, you should be able to figure it out. If you can't, then you don't deserve to be in the Co9.

Let's assume I cannot speak or read English. Please rephrase your original sentence into a complete sentence.
As for whether or not I deserve to be in the Co9, that's not for you to decide. You're just the water boy. You have no power over them. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero.

If you can't read English, how are you going to read something written in English?

Dipshit.

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