Hold the phone on Calvin Johnson retiring.

Uh, how long do I have to hold this thing? I have places to go and people to see. I'm a bidness man. I gotta take care of my bidness.

DWags wrote:Fluid situation. It's a shit load of money to leave. Hmmm. 97.1 saying hold up before we say good bye.

Too many fluids makes it hard to hold your Johnson.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Uh, how long do I have to hold this thing?  I  have places to go and people to see.  I'm a bidness man. I gotta take care of my bidness.  

You can't take it with you?  You still have a land line?

He is old. He is holding an old rotary phone.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Uh, how long do I have to hold this thing? I have places to go and people to see. I'm a bidness man. I gotta take care of my bidness.

You can't take it with you? You still have a land line?

Do you consider me an unsafe driver? How dare you. Two hands on the wheel at all times, except when I need to rub one out.

Giant Moose wrote:

DWags wrote:Fluid situation. It's a shit load of money to leave. Hmmm. 97.1 saying hold up before we say good bye.

Too many fluids makes it hard to hold your Johnson.

We might have found our winner here.

This whole not retiring thing hangs on Burleson's opinion is what Terry was saying.

Turtleneck wrote:

DWags wrote:

You can't take it with you?  You still have a land line?

He is old. He is holding an old rotary phone.

I wish I had an old rotary phone. Those things were indestructible.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:


He is old. He is holding an old rotary phone.

I wish I had an old rotary phone. Those things were indestructible.

It's the internet Greenway. Make your dreams a reality.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:


He is old. He is holding an old rotary phone.

I wish I had an old rotary phone. Those things were indestructible.

You sound violent.

I'm not holding the phone. Oh shit, I am as I type this. Damn!

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm not holding the phone. Oh shit, I am as I type this. Damn!

You're so dumb. Lol!!!lol!!!!!

Sincerely,

Travis

Turtleneck wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm not holding the phone. Oh shit, I am as I type this. Damn!

You're so dumb. Lol!!!lol!!!!!

Sincerely,

Travis

I KNOW HE REALLY IS SO VERY DUMB!!! Lololollolll

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


I wish I had an old rotary phone. Those things were indestructible.

You sound violent.

I have anger issues. And holes in my walls.

DWags wrote:So any way, Johnson might be coming back.

I'm holding onto Johnson right now.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


I wish I had an old rotary phone. Those things were indestructible.

It's the internet Greenway. Make your dreams a reality.

You big dummy. That's not the real thing. That's described as vintage-style. All the real ones were, I'm sure, lawfully returned to American Telephone & Telegraph, as they were the rightful owners.

DWags wrote:So any way, Johnson might be coming back.

So that's the new narrative?

LooseGoose wrote:

DWags wrote:So any way, Johnson might be coming back.

So that's the new narrative?

I'm going to go way out on a limb and predict that Calvin Johnson either will or will not come back next season.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

It's the internet Greenway. Make your dreams a reality.

You big dummy. That's not the real thing. That's described as vintage-style. All the real ones were, I'm sure, lawfully returned to American Telephone & Telegraph, as they were the rightful owners.

Oh.

How do you FaceTime with it?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


You big dummy. That's not the real thing. That's described as vintage-style. All the real ones were, I'm sure, lawfully returned to American Telephone & Telegraph, as they were the rightful owners.

Oh.

How do you FaceTime with it?

Unplug it from the wall, take it with you, get in the car, drive to wherever the person you want to FaceTime with is, bring the phone with you as you get out to go see that person, plug it into a wall jack, begin your conversation. Voila. Easy peazy.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:So any way, Johnson might be coming back.

I have anger issues. And holes in my walls. 

I just assumed those were from your erections.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I have anger issues. And holes in my walls. 

I just assumed those were from your erections.

There's absolutely no chance my tiny penis could create any kind depression on those walls. The only depression it creates is with my wife.

DWags wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Oh.

How do you FaceTime with it?

I rip it out of the wall and bash your face with it time and time again for hijacking this thread.

Does that sound violent?

:(

DWags wrote:So any way, Johnson might be coming back.

New wife, he needs the money. Trust me on this one.

To be honest, I don't really care.

tGreenWay wrote:Uh, how long do I have to hold this thing?  I  have places to go and people to see.  I'm a bidness man. I gotta take care of my bidness.  

I'm not a bidness man.  I'm a bidness, man.