Re: I created a new character "Peter" - recovering heroin addict - and introduced him while skiing Monday

by **Turtleneck** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 21:29

Recovery is for quitters. Peter is a fucking loser.

by Guest Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 21:36

gHost Spartan wrote:

Peter seems to have made quite the impression. On Monday, I went by myself skiing up at Snowbowl and while I was on the lift I introduced Peter to the captive audience. "I've been in recovery now for six months, I'm trying to exercise to keep my mind off the smack…" There was a young couple (ASU students) and I discussed being tempted by my mom and dad's prescription pain killers and described what it feels like to snort oxycontin.

However, recognizing that addiction is very destructive and awful I really tried my best not to glamorize my past experiences with heroin as I described living in LA and banging models and squatting in Beverly Hills. It was great though because the lift gave me a good 15 mins to develop Peter further with each ride to the top of the mountain. There was one totally obnoxious asshole on one of my lifts and I contemplated going into Gary mode (my gay character) but I decided to just go with the flow. It was such an amazing day. Beautiful weather, lots of cute girls, great snow considering the conditions, and my ability to develop my new character, Peter.

I created a new character "Peter" - recovering heroin addict - and introduced him while skiing Monday 1486952199

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 21:40

Turtleneck wrote:Recovery is for quitters. Peter is a fucking loser.

Pete sounds cool.

ghost is a fucking loser though.

by **DWags** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 21:41

Can you make these stories like two or three sentences.

by **xsanguine** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 21:42

by **Turtleneck** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 21:43

NigelUno wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Recovery is for quitters. Peter is a fucking loser.

Pete sounds cool.

ghost is a fucking loser though.

Nope. Peter needs his ass kicked.

by **xsanguine** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 21:44

Peter needs to get back on the needle. He sounds like he had way more fun back in LA.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 21:47

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 21:52

gHost Spartan wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Peter needs to get back on the needle. He sounds like he had way more fun back in LA.
I tried to develop Peter in a way to elicit compassion but also instill a little fear and unpredictability too. I was there by myself and I didn't want to piss off Pylon with too many texts

I was actually hoping for a few more action shots.

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 22:12

gHost Spartan wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Peter needs to get back on the needle. He sounds like he had way more fun back in LA.
I tried to develop Peter in a way to elicit compassion but also instill a little fear and unpredictability too. I was there by myself and I didn't want to piss off Pylon with too many texts

Just act like a gay heroin user next time? You know...to ramp it up a bit.

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 22:14

Quick question ghost...does your wife still read the board and wonder what kind of psycho she married that pretends to be gay and/or a heroin addict when he's off by himself?

by **xsanguine** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 22:15

NigelUno wrote:Quick question ghost...does your wife still read the board and wonder what kind of psycho she married that pretends to be gay and/or a heroin addict when he's off by himself?

You should hear what she does on her free time...

by **Giant Moose** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 22:21

Can Peter post here? tSwill needs a Peter.

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 22:33

gHost Spartan wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:Can Peter post here? tSwill needs a Peter.
Giant Moose wrote:Can Peter post here? tSwill needs a Peter.

It's kind of difficult to get into character sitting at home without a live audience. It's much easier when you have a live, captive audience - I can literally feel the creativity busting out of my mind. #gHostLivesArt

Or you just farted.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Tue 16 Feb 2016 - 23:53

ghost you're the best. Don't ever change.

by **tGreenWay** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 0:04

Did Peter ever wake up in a pool of his own vomit and urine and realize that he'd pooped his pants?

by **Frank Ricard** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 3:24

tGreenWay wrote:Did Peter ever wake up in a pool of his own vomit and urine and realize that he'd pooped his pants?

That's next week's story. Way to spoil it for everyone.

by **NigelUno** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 7:15

tGreenWay wrote:Did Peter ever wake up in a pool of his own vomit and urine and realize that he'd pooped his pants?

Is that a metaphor for this thread?

by **DWags** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 7:24

NigelUno wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Did Peter ever wake up in a pool of his own vomit and urine and realize that he'd pooped his pants?

Is that a metaphor for this thread?

I was thinking the board

by **Blanch32** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 8:03

Duffy doesn't find Pete funny and will soon hate on him

by **Rocinante** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 10:38

You know what really screams authenticity? Calling it "smack".

by **Turtleneck** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 10:41

gHost Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Duffy doesn't find Pete funny and will soon hate on him

To be fair, Peter's story is either very inspirational or heartbreaking, depending on what happens to him. Can we really trust Peter? Suppose he goes back to smack and overdoses? Maybe Peter can get his old job back as project manager and earn his MBA? There are a million possibilities. Stay tuned -

It is neither inspirational or heartbreaking. Seriously, screw this guy. Peter sucks. He is boring.

by **Giant Moose** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 10:43

gHost Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Duffy doesn't find Pete funny and will soon hate on him

To be fair, Peter's story is either very inspirational or heartbreaking, depending on what happens to him. Can we really trust Peter? Suppose he goes back to smack and overdoses? Maybe Peter can get his old job back as project manager and earn his MBA? There are a million possibilities. Stay tuned -

I don't really trust Peter. He won't even post here. What is he hiding?

by **NigelUno** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 10:45

Turtleneck wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:

To be fair, Peter's story is either very inspirational or heartbreaking, depending on what happens to him. Can we really trust Peter? Suppose he goes back to smack and overdoses? Maybe Peter can get his old job back as project manager and earn his MBA? There are a million possibilities. Stay tuned -

It is neither inspirational or heartbreaking. Seriously, screw this guy. Peter sucks. He is boring.

Just wait until Pete meets Juanita!

by **xsanguine** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 10:55

Yeah, gHost... The kids these days call it diesel or dope.

by **steveschneider** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 11:18

You missed your calling Ghost, you should be writing screenplays.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 11:20

steveschneider wrote:You missed your calling Ghost, you should be writing screenplays.

He already does under an assumed name. Why do you think they call them ghostwriters?

by Guest Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 12:50

xsanguine wrote:Yeah, gHost... The kids these days call it diesel or dope.

nah we call it Herrrronnnnnn

by **Turtleneck** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 12:51

One of the indicators you're getting old...you refer to your drugs with outdated terms.

by **xsanguine** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 12:55

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Yeah, gHost... The kids these days call it diesel or dope.

nah we call it Herrrronnnnnn

That's a bird. Diesel, gunpowder, dope... That's your herron.

by Guest Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 12:57

xsanguine wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

nah we call it Herrrronnnnnn

That's a bird. Diesel, gunpowder, dope... That's your herron.

Nobody says lets go get that diesel, gunpowder dope. When I used picked up in Detroit with my boys, it was always les go get that Herron. And we always said it in the voice the kingpin said it in. Hilarious. yo, we got that "Herron", you headed down white boy?

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I created a new character "Peter" - recovering heroin addict - and introduced him while skiing Monday Screen13

by **xsanguine** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 13:01

Lol.... East coast apparently is completely different.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 13:05

xsanguine wrote:Lol.... East coast apparently is completely different.

You're old. So old. Like the oldest person ever to use the Internet. You make LWS look like a teenager.

by **xsanguine** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 13:11

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Lol.... East coast apparently is completely different.

You're old. So old. Like the oldest person ever to use the Internet. You make LWS look like a teenager.

Hey at least I wasn't calling it smack like we're in the 80s!

by Guest Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 13:13

xsanguine wrote:Lol.... East coast apparently is completely different.

to be fair, it is way different. Herron is so pure over there, crippling the states. Its sad. Need more people to be put in rehab instead of jail. National epidemic.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 13:14

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

You're old. So old. Like the oldest person ever to use the Internet. You make LWS look like a teenager.

Hey at least I wasn't calling it smack like we're in the 80s!

Yeah, I think calling it smack gets you dead.

by **xsanguine** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 13:14

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Lol.... East coast apparently is completely different.

to be fair, it is way different. Herron is so pure over there, crippling the states. Its sad. Need more people to be put in rehab instead of jail. National epidemic.

Fuck em, let em rot.... the junkies.

I say spray them with cold water after 24 hours being locked up to really let the withdrawal chills and cold sweats kick in. A lot of fun to be had with your correctional officer buddies.

by Guest Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 13:20

xsanguine wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

to be fair, it is way different. Herron is so pure over there, crippling the states. Its sad. Need more people to be put in rehab instead of jail. National epidemic.

Fuck em, let em rot.... the junkies.

I say spray them with cold water after 24 hours being locked up to really let the withdrawal chills and cold sweats kick in. A lot of fun to be had with your correctional officer buddies.

I can't even fathom.

by **NigelUno** Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 13:21

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

That's a bird. Diesel, gunpowder, dope... That's your herron.

Nobody says lets go get that diesel, gunpowder dope. When I used picked up in Detroit with my boys, it was always les go get that Herron. And we always said it in the voice the kingpin said it in. Hilarious. yo, we got that "Herron", you headed down white boy?

So, to show that it's called "Herron" today...you pulled up an image from 2008?

by Guest Wed 17 Feb 2016 - 13:23

NigelUno wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Nobody says lets go get that diesel, gunpowder dope. When I used picked up in Detroit with my boys, it was always les go get that Herron. And we always said it in the voice the kingpin said it in. Hilarious. yo, we got that "Herron", you headed down white boy?

So, to show that it's called "Herron" today...you pulled up an image from 2008?

Was still accurate as of 2012 in Michigan and going strong. I don't know anymore.

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