Stuck At DFW

Flight is delayed, someone entertain me. And go.

Find nearest watering hole

You're not the boss of anyone here pylon. You don't get to issue commands.

Which terminal are you in?

E

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You're not the boss of anyone here pylon. You don't get to issue commands.

Fuck off ass lord.

I haven't been in E before, that I know of. Go find somewhere to grab a drink.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You're not the boss of anyone here pylon. You don't get to issue commands.

Fuck off ass lord.

That's right, I am your lord. Enjoy sitting in an airport being miserable. Way to not fly out last night genius.

you could walk around and look for a lonely, pudgy white guy wearing a Cloak of Insecurity.. someone told me once that they're great to have a beer with.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Fuck off ass lord.

That's right, I am your lord. Enjoy sitting in an airport being miserable. Way to not fly out last night genius.

I'm sorry you don't get to travel at your telemarketing job.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

That's right, I am your lord. Enjoy sitting in an airport being miserable. Way to not fly out last night genius.

I'm sorry you don't get to travel at your telemarketing job.

Would you like me to tell you my tales of misadventures in Cincinnati? Turtleneck would love it.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I'm sorry you don't get to travel at your telemarketing job.

Would you like me to tell you my tales of misadventures in Cincinnati? Turtleneck would love it.

Do it!

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Would you like me to tell you my tales of misadventures in Cincinnati? Turtleneck would love it.

Do it!

I saw Jim Brown the NFL commentator guy once while I was there at the hotel. We made eye contact. He nodded. I nodded. We're friends now.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Do it!

I saw Jim Brown the NFL commentator guy once while I was there at the hotel. We made eye contact. He nodded. I nodded. We're friends now.

Jesus Christ you suck so much.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I saw Jim Brown the NFL commentator guy once while I was there at the hotel. We made eye contact. He nodded. I nodded. We're friends now.

Jesus Christ you suck so much.

I hope a bear breaks into the airport and eats you.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Jesus Christ you suck so much.

I hope a bear breaks into the airport and eats you.

A bear in Dallas? I'm  more likely to be impaled by a unicorn you fucking idiot.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I hope a bear breaks into the airport and eats you.

A bear in Dallas? I'm  more likely to be impaled by a unicorn you fucking idiot.

I hope that a unicorn breaks into the airport and Impales you.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:E

E? Only steers and queers use terminal E, and steers can't type.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

A bear in Dallas? I'm  more likely to be impaled by a unicorn you fucking idiot.

I hope that a unicorn breaks into the airport and Impales you.

I'mean on the plane now. Thanks for not a damn thing assclown.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I hope that a unicorn breaks into the airport and Impales you.

I'mean on the plane now. Thanks for not a damn thing assclown.

I hope a centaur breaks onto the plane and eats you.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I'mean on the plane now. Thanks for not a damn thing assclown.

I hope a centaur breaks onto the plane and eats you.

If we crash, I hope we take you out.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I hope a centaur breaks onto the plane and eats you.

If we crash, I hope we take you out.

You shouldn't type things like that while you're sitting in a plane if you don't want the Nsa so far up your ass that you can taste their dicks in your mouth that came through your butt first and then into your mouth the back way. Just FYI. You're welcome.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

If we crash, I hope we take you out.

You shouldn't type things like that while you're sitting in a plane if you don't want the Nsa so far up your ass that you can taste their dicks in your mouth that came through your butt first and then into your mouth the back way. Just FYI. You're welcome.

I do what I want. Smell ya later, loser.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

You shouldn't type things like that while you're sitting in a plane if you don't want the Nsa so far up your ass that you can taste their dicks in your mouth that came through your butt first and then into your mouth the back way. Just FYI. You're welcome.

I do what I want. Smell ya later, loser.

They're probably monitoring your convo from the cockpit, too, which is why you just heard the pilot laugh.

Pylon and Travis need to fuck. HARD. Lots of tension in here.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

You shouldn't type things like that while you're sitting in a plane if you don't want the Nsa so far up your ass that you can taste their dicks in your mouth that came through your butt first and then into your mouth the back way. Just FYI. You're welcome.

I do what I want. Smell ya later, loser.

Tell the NSA that while they're probing you deeper then I proved your mom last night.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I do what I want. Smell ya later, loser.

Tell the NSA that while they're probing you deeper then I proved your mom last night.

Hi douche canoe.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Tell the NSA that while they're probing you deeper then I proved your mom last night.

Hi douche canoe.

That was the best couple of hours this board has ever seen