Stuck at this passed out chicks place

....and now waiting for my buddy's to pick me up. Details next post since I don't know how long I'll be

Anything I should do while I'm here?

To set the scene, it smells like absolute holy cat shit. Clean the litter bitch!

Apt is nice but a hole due to cat shit, random goodwill furnature, and the creepiest dolls collection in that dresser for your dining room that displays the dishes. She appears to be a total hippie chick. Some kind of in sense thing on the deck

All the windows are open including the sliding glass door. 3 tvs from the early 2000s. A pasta dish in the frig. Uncovered of course bc why would you

A shit ton of cookbooks. No couch but a pair of unmatching love seats. And some scratched up chair. Not a recliner tho. Looks 50s

Shocking a "jersey strong" decal on the frig

Did your hand fall asleep.

Pics or it didn't happen.

There's a few paintings. Which are nice and artsy and all, better tHan what I got, but they are all crooked. This would bother the shit out of me

GRR Spartan wrote:Did your hand fall asleep.

No but she did when I was fingerblasting her so good. Too relaxing. Not a good idea with a drunk chick

Oh and I had to drive her POS Hyundai here and it was a stick. Fucking haven't drove one of those in years and definitely not a good idea after a few beers

Take some pictures of the creepy apartment. Post them here. 

If you're going to try to entertain us, at least TRY to entertain us.

Needed to floor it to change gears which I'm not use to so of course I stalled that bitch 5 times getting over here. Luckly never on the road just in parking lots. Getting horned at was so fucking embarrassing. Oh well, would have been worth it if she didn't pass out animal house underage chiclick style. Then again she probably only weighs 100 lbs

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Take some pictures of the creepy apartment. Post them here. 

If you're going to try to entertain us, at least TRY to entertain us.

note sure how to post but I'll take pics

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Take some pictures of the creepy apartment. Post them here. 

If you're going to try to entertain us, at least TRY to entertain us.

note sure how to post but I'll take pics

please don't post any pics that could identify this person. privacy is not a suggestion.

BTW nOT only was the bed not made, but there weren't any sheets or blankets even on it! Just pillows! Plus cat 1 of 3 in under the mattress cover just chillin. Won't come out

SeeRockCity wrote:please don't post any pics that could identify this person. privacy is not a suggestion.

I got pics but zero of her. My only fear of posting them is that it might give her exact GPS address. Or is that not correct?

SeeRockCity wrote:please don't post any pics that could identify this person. privacy is not a suggestion.

And relax, I still want to bang her at some future time. She seems like my type

SeeRockCity wrote:please don't post any pics that could identify this person.  privacy is not a suggestion.

Of course. 

Well, I guess that would be obvious to anyone but blanch. 

Blanch if you want to text them to me I'll pm you my mobile and I can scrub any info from them and post.

Blanch32 wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:please don't post any pics that could identify this person. privacy is not a suggestion.

I got pics but zero of her. My only fear of posting them is that it might give her exact GPS address. Or is that not correct?

not sure. notva mobile dev guy.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:please don't post any pics that could identify this person.  privacy is not a suggestion.

Of course. 

Well, I guess that would be obvious to anyone but blanch. 

Blanch if you want to text them to me I'll pm you my mobile and I can scrub any info from them and post.

SRC is this a good idea? Fyi 10 mins until my buddy shows then this will all have to wait until tomorrow cause I'm tired

....and fyi, while blasting, I felt a foreign object. Pretty sure it's a tampon but I'm honestly not sure. New experience for me. Fingers were blood and stain free. Smells too much like cat shit in here so I cannot tell what my digits smell like at the moment

Blanch32 wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:please don't post any pics that could identify this person.  privacy is not a suggestion.

Of course. 

Well, I guess that would be obvious to anyone but blanch. 

Blanch if you want to text them to me I'll pm you my mobile and I can scrub any info from them and post.

SRC is this a good idea? Fyi 10 mins until my buddy shows then this will all have to wait until tomorrow cause I'm tired

Blanch32 wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:please don't post any pics that could identify this person.  privacy is not a suggestion.

Of course. 

Well, I guess that would be obvious to anyone but blanch. 

Blanch if you want to text them to me I'll pm you my mobile and I can scrub any info from them and post.

SRC is this a good idea? Fyi 10 mins until my buddy shows then this will all have to wait until tomorrow cause I'm tired

fuck if i know.

SeeRockCity wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

SRC is this a good idea? Fyi 10 mins until my buddy shows then this will all have to wait until tomorrow cause I'm tired

Blanch32 wrote:

SRC is this a good idea? Fyi 10 mins until my buddy shows then this will all have to wait until tomorrow cause I'm tired

fuck if i know.

Can you promise to permaban WBH if he fucks around with mine or this sweet lil innocent drunkys privacy?

Dude come on, you're gonna have my # too. I'm nothing if not responsible. I wouldn't fuck with a person's life. No chance, not my thing. 

I don't care though, just trying to help out and make sure you don't accidentally put anyone's shit on blast. I gots photoshop skillz.

Blanch32 wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

SRC is this a good idea? Fyi 10 mins until my buddy shows then this will all have to wait until tomorrow cause I'm tired

Blanch32 wrote:

SRC is this a good idea? Fyi 10 mins until my buddy shows then this will all have to wait until tomorrow cause I'm tired

fuck if i know.

Can you promise to permaban WBH if he fucks around with mine or this sweet lil innocent drunkys privacy?

i cant ban him. He's a Geronte. but i can delete the pics. full disclosure. im tired and might fall asleep.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Dude come on, you're gonna have my # too. I'm nothing if not responsible. I wouldn't fuck with a person's life. No chance, not my thing. 

I don't care though, just trying to help out and make sure you don't accidentally put anyone's shit on blast. I gots photoshop skillz.

OK. How do I send you pics? Moreover how do I check PMs from mobile?

Also, looks like Heat's on too so he might bail you out if you can get his attention.

Figured out PMs and sent one to WBH. Ball is in his court

Replied w/ #.

Fwiw I've only felt 1 of the 3 cats. They aren't very friendly at all. Hopefully they are alive and that's not the smell

If you have android, go to the play store. Download imgur android. Upload pic, copy url. Paste url. Can be done in a few seconds. No idea if GPS is logged on uploaded pics though, doubt it but I dunno.

Just got a pic text from blanch. lol. Chills down my spine. That's fucking creepy.

Is this going to be an inspiration for criminal minds?

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Just got a pic text from blanch. lol. Chills down my spine. That's fucking creepy.

Which is why it cracks me up on why people think I lie

WBH, you have the con sir. please dont let him get us in troublr