Creative places to hide eggs?

My daughter is still pretty dumb, but my son is a little older and pretty good at finding stuff. Give me some creative places where I can hide eggs so that they can be found 12 years later.

Hide them at the factory where your kids would be employed if it was not for stupid child labor laws.

Turtleneck wrote:Hide them at the factory where your kids would be employed if it was not for stupid child labor laws.

My kids are way too big of pussies to work. Totally my wife's fault. If it were up to me I'd have them down in the salt mines in Detroit.

Butthole

InTenSity wrote:Outdoors. Kids don't go there anymore.

I live in Michigan you pompous fuck. It's going to be negative 10 with the wind chill tomorrow. We can't all afford to live in South Beach.

Plus, dog poop.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

InTenSity wrote:Outdoors. Kids don't go there anymore.

I live in Michigan you pompous fuck. It's going to be negative 10 with the wind chill tomorrow. We can't all afford to live in South Beach.

Plus, dog poop.

Stop coddling your kids.

Turtleneck wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

I live in Michigan you pompous fuck. It's going to be negative 10 with the wind chill tomorrow. We can't all afford to live in South Beach.

Plus, dog poop.

Stop coddling your kids.

See above. Wife's fault.

I do not understand why your wife has input on anything other than what she will be cooking for dinner.

Turtleneck wrote:I do not understand why your wife has input on anything other than what she will be cooking for dinner.

Long story.

Get your house in order, WBH.

DWags wrote:Is anybody having hasenfeffer with their kids tomorrow?

IF I put that out my kids would order pizza.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

InTenSity wrote:Outdoors. Kids don't go there anymore.

I live in Michigan you pompous fuck. It's going to be negative 10 with the wind chill tomorrow. We can't all afford to live in South Beach.

Plus, dog poop.

I live in MI and that's where we're hiding them. Backyard...full of poop. Front yard...no poop. Guess where I'm hiding those eggs.

gHost Spartan wrote:Is it really going to be -10 degrees tomorrow? WTF? Shit, we had 80 degrees and sunny today, it was fucking beautiful. Took my kid to the farmer's market this morning, then the Cubs spring training, then I hiked the mountain, mowed the lawn before it got dark, now I'm chilling with all the windows open.

Shut the windows before a rattlesnakes slithers into your house and then your bed and bites your balls.

A coyote took some dumbasses bichon frise in Canton (MI) last week. I warned my kid about them. He's obsessed with trying to find them. I don't think one would try to take him, he's probably a little big. I certainly don't think they'd try to fuck with my dog, even if she's ancient. But they might look at my little one sideways. Gotta be on alert.

Wrong eggs.

I thought the thread was about less than reputable fertility clinics.

My folks took my kids to an ostrich petting zoo today. I was fucking pissed off when I found out they were selling ostrich eggs for $30 each and that my dad balked on buying a couple for tomorrows hunt. IF NOT NOW, WHEN, MOTHERFUCKER?!!?!?!?!?!?! Jesus.

I haven't read this thread. Did someone say in your asshole yet? I hope so.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I haven't read this thread. Did someone say in your asshole yet? I hope so.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I haven't read this thread. Did someone say in your asshole yet? I hope so.

Please put your mod powers in your ass. Thank you.