How many eggs could you eat in one sitting?

by **Rocinante** 2018-09-21, 12:29

I Tried To Eat 50 Eggs And Failed Disgustingly

How many eggs could you eat in one sitting? 502811600

by **kingstonlake** 2018-09-21, 12:31

by **Cameron** 2018-09-21, 12:39

I could clear a dozen, more than that would be pushing it.

by **Rocinante** 2018-09-21, 12:40

I like how he describes not being able to shit even though his buhhole felt like an outie.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-09-21, 13:04

I'm not that big into eggs by themselves. I don't think I've ever gone over three eggs in one sitting. In fact, I really don't remember a time I've gone over two.

by TheReal_LWS 2018-09-21, 13:27

50 in 50 minutes.

Signed,

Cool Hand Luke

by Senior Dickfist 2018-09-21, 13:55

Bob? We know how much you love eggs!

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-09-21, 14:31

Rocinante wrote:I like how he describes not being able to shit even though his buhhole felt like an outie.

This is very informative about you.

by **steveschneider** 2018-09-21, 15:04

Chicken eggs or ostrich eggs?

by **DWags** 2018-09-21, 15:07

Here’s my max I think I could do but wouldn’t try it:

Eggs 30
Milk 3/4 of a gallon
Whoppers 4 1/2

Chicken McNuggets 50

El Az Burritos 5

Dagwood’s burgers 5

I wouldn’t attemp that, but if someone wagered 100 bucks on any of those items I might try it. I know I’d probably throw up after the eggs or nuggets. Burritos I’d need to lay down and sleep. Days and whoppers I’d be very uncomfortable. Milk I could handle but would be done with everything for 36 hours.

by AvgMSUJoe 2018-09-21, 15:14

On a related note, I just read an article on huffpost about how fat shaming shouldn't be a thing.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-09-21, 15:17

AvgMSUJoe wrote:On a related note, I just read an article on huffpost about how fat shaming shouldn't be a thing.

probably written by a fatty amirite

by aualum06 2018-09-21, 16:00

Depends on how they are cooked and how old the sour cream is

by Tek Jansen 2018-09-21, 16:11

Probably not more than like... 7-8?

by **Cameron** 2018-09-21, 16:53

DWags wrote:Here’s my max I think I could do but wouldn’t try it:

Eggs 30
Milk 3/4 of a gallon
Whoppers 4 1/2

Chicken McNuggets 50

El Az Burritos 5

Dagwood’s burgers 5

I wouldn’t attemp that, but if someone wagered 100 bucks on any of those items I might try it. I know I’d probably throw up after the eggs or nuggets. Burritos I’d need to lay down and sleep. Days and whoppers I’d be very uncomfortable. Milk I could handle but would be done with everything for 36 hours.

Your list perplexes me. I don't think there's any way I could down 30 eggs without yakking, yet I'm fairly confident I could house half a dozen whoppers and keep them down.

by **DWags** 2018-09-21, 17:25

Cameron wrote:
DWags wrote:Here’s my max I think I could do but wouldn’t try it:

Eggs 30
Milk 3/4 of a gallon
Whoppers 4 1/2

Chicken McNuggets 50

El Az Burritos 5

Dagwood’s burgers 5

I wouldn’t attemp that, but if someone wagered 100 bucks on any of those items I might try it. I know I’d probably throw up after the eggs or nuggets. Burritos I’d need to lay down and sleep. Days and whoppers I’d be very uncomfortable. Milk I could handle but would be done with everything for 36 hours.

Your list perplexes me. I don't think there's any way I could down 30 eggs without yakking, yet I'm fairly confident I could house half a dozen whoppers and keep them down.

You might be right about the eggs. I know I could go north of 20. I had 8 deviled eggs one Christmas Eve and know I could have tripled it. Wife was pissed at me. Whoppers have a lot of bread. You can’t skio the bread.

by **The Pantry** 2018-09-21, 17:40

Once ate 3 quarters of a 10 egg frittata that had ham, potatoes, onions, spinach in it and cheese on top...so I guess 10-12 eggs would be my limit.

What about the size of the eggs? A jumbo egg can weigh 50% more than a medium egg.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-09-21, 18:12

DWags wrote:
Cameron wrote:

Your list perplexes me. I don't think there's any way I could down 30 eggs without yakking, yet I'm fairly confident I could house half a dozen whoppers and keep them down.

You might be right about the eggs. I know I could go north of 20. I had 8 deviled eggs one Christmas Eve and know I could have tripled it. Wife was pissed at me. Whoppers have a lot of bread. You can’t skio the bread.

When you say 8 deviled eggs do you mean 16 halves? If so... Shocked

by **tGreenWay** 2018-09-21, 18:14

I could probably eat a couple dozen turtle eggs, fewer if the leatherbacks are already forming. Once it gets crunchy, it takes up more space in the stomach.

by **The Pantry** 2018-09-21, 19:06

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
DWags wrote:

You might be right about the eggs. I know I could go north of 20. I had 8 deviled eggs one Christmas Eve and know I could have tripled it. Wife was pissed at me. Whoppers have a lot of bread. You can’t skio the bread.

When you say 8 deviled eggs do you mean 16 halves? If so...

Here again, the size of the egg comes into play. Jumbo's are roughly 2.5 ounces each. Add mustard, mayo, bacon, chives, etc to the deviled egg mix and the entire egg might be 3 ounces.

by **DWags** 2018-09-21, 19:16

The Pantry wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

When you say 8 deviled eggs do you mean 16 halves? If so...
Here again, the size of the egg comes into play. Jumbo's are roughly 2.5 ounces each. Add mustard, mayo, bacon, chives, etc to the deviled egg mix and the entire egg might be 3 ounces.

Eight halves. But I just know I could have done 12 more. That’s with all the fixings. 20 hard boiled medium I’m fairly sure I could do it.

by **DWags** 2018-09-21, 19:17

The Pantry wrote:Once ate 3 quarters of a 10 egg frittata that had ham, potatoes, onions, spinach in it and cheese on top...so I guess 10-12 eggs would be my limit.

What about the size of the eggs? A jumbo egg can weigh 50% more than a medium egg.

Yeah you could go north of 20 hard boiled mediums.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2018-09-21, 19:41

The bigger question is: How many days after eating a huge amount of eggs will the fumes you produce decline enough to allow yourself to appear in public without being ostracized?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-09-21, 19:46

How they're cooked definitely comes into play, could raw dog 50 no problem

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-09-21, 19:50

Why would you want more than say 3

by **DWags** 2018-09-21, 19:51

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
How they're cooked definitely comes into play, could raw dog 50 no problem

You scramble 25 or 30 I could do it.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-09-21, 20:34

DWags wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:
How they're cooked definitely comes into play, could raw dog 50 no problem

You scramble 25 or 30 I could do it.

I eat 4 eggs scambled many days, but they go in the pan post bacon so they're cooked in bacon grease. With that I could do well. Without it...not a huge fan of eggs in general so doubt I could make it even halfway of what I could do with bacon eggs

That's the problem I'd have with most eating challenges, they just throw random shit on it and I'm a simple man.

by **Rocinante** 2018-09-21, 20:55

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
How they're cooked definitely comes into play, could raw dog 50 no problem

No way. I’ll give you 50 bucks if you do it.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-09-21, 21:00

Rocinante wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:
How they're cooked definitely comes into play, could raw dog 50 no problem

No way. I’ll give you 50 bucks if you do it.

bring 50 bucks, 50 eggs, and a beer bong to the next Swill gate and lets gooo

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-09-21, 21:36

Would you shit liquid or throw up within 30 minutes?

by **tGreenWay** 2018-09-21, 21:37

Jake from State Farm wrote:The bigger question is: How many days after eating a huge amount of eggs will the fumes you produce decline enough to allow yourself to appear in public without being ostracized?

Just wondering the same thing. How many eggs could you eat in one sitting? 1966794946

by **tGreenWay** 2018-09-21, 21:39

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Would you shit liquid or throw up within 30 minutes?

My money is on How many eggs could you eat in one sitting? 1401550746

by **The Pantry** 2018-09-21, 21:53

DWags wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:
How they're cooked definitely comes into play, could raw dog 50 no problem

You scramble 25 or 30 I could do it.

Be careful with that claim. As simple as they may seem, scrambled eggs are fucked up more often than done right.

by **The Pantry** 2018-09-21, 22:05

DWags wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Here again, the size of the egg comes into play. Jumbo's are roughly 2.5 ounces each. Add mustard, mayo, bacon, chives, etc to the deviled egg mix and the entire egg might be 3 ounces.

Eight halves. But I just know I could have done 12 more. That’s with all the fixings. 20 hard boiled medium I’m fairly sure I could do it.

Ever try the deviled eggs at Kona Grill?

by Senior Dickfist 2018-09-21, 22:13

tGreenWay wrote:I could probably eat a couple dozen turtle eggs, fewer if the leatherbacks are already forming. Once it gets crunchy, it takes up more space in the stomach.

Is this some kind of call out to your buddy turtleneck?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-09-21, 22:16

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Would you shit liquid or throw up within 30 minutes?

not shit

throw up only possible depending on what was drank/eaten prior to event

by **DWags** 2018-09-21, 22:22

I think protein, even taken in raw form like that, solidifies in the digestive process.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-09-21, 22:35

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I could probably eat a couple dozen turtle eggs, fewer if the leatherbacks are already forming. Once it gets crunchy, it takes up more space in the stomach.

Is this some kind of call out to your buddy turtleneck?

by Bill Cain 2018-09-21, 22:48

I like my eggs fertilized

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-09-21, 22:50

CB I'm not sure of my game attendance/tailgating situation for the rest of the year but I may take you up on this challenge. I'll holla.

This thread makes me think of the beautiful essence that was the original El Gordo before 'Cheros went corporate. I literally can still taste that thing if I concentrate hard enough. I'm not sure who here is in my generation that ever got to eat at 'Cheros in that era. Pylon for sure. Probably pulling as a wee lad as I believe he grew up in EL in that era. Shmooth. That's prob about it.

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