An in-depth study of Katy Perry's boobs

So that’s that, right?

But that's not that.

This investigation isn't going to be about what Katy's boobs actually look like...this investigation is going to be about how she uses them.

This is a look at all of the different boob effects that Katy has accomplished over the years, and a look into how she was able to pull them off. We’re going to drill down hard into each boob category, really pour over the available boob data, because by looking at how one transforms their boobs, we come to understand the nature of True Boob itself.

Katy Perry’s chest has had a long, lustrous career. This is going to be a wild ride.

Now we're talking. These were a big deal. Full latex dresses that were designed by Abigail Greydanus.

They give the impression that there’s nothing between you and her chest except for the skintight, absolutely form-fitting vacuum sealed fabric.

...but you guys know better than that.

There’s actually some sort of shaping and support going on under the hood, either through a built in bra, or the rigid structure of the dresses themselves.

You can see that here, at the bottom edges of the cups.

It’s titillation taken to the extreme, but it’s never done carelessly. It's less sexy when you take a closer look, but there’s a lot of thought and work put into this kind of presentation. As versatile as Katy’s boobs are, they might not live up to expectations if they’re left to be completely uninhibited.

Of course, she didn't let that stop her. There is a second type of latex dress, and you’ll notice that this one lacks the aforementioned support structure. It's 100% true to its word.

...with predictable results.

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