Re: Lansing Chick-Fil-A Opens October 13th..

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon Oct 14, 2019 1:22 pm

Cameron wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:5'10"
168 lbs
32X32
RHR = 42 bpm
BP = 118/72 mmHg

You've got some work to do, Bob. One Chick-Fil-A a day, and I guarantee you can get those numbers up. Maybe not the height, but the rest of 'em.

maybe.. but well-groomed white people are weird, man. I can't be seen at place like that.

by **Cameron** Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:01 pm

I think they have a drive thru. Not sure they allow people to go through it on bikes, though, so you might be out of luck.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:26 pm

Cameron wrote:I think they have a drive thru. Not sure they allow people to go through it on bikes, though, so you might be out of luck.

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I borrow my wife's car from time to time.. it's a pretty nice car, though. I feel quite certain she doesn't want deep-fried jesus chicken in it.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:44 pm

Are the lines for the Chick Fil A in Lansing still stupid long? I've never tried the chain and I might want to see what the fuss is all about in the next year or two.

by **Jake from State Farm** Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:28 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Are the lines for the Chick Fil A in Lansing still stupid long? I've never tried the chain and I might want to see what the fuss is all about in the next year or two.

You might want to go on a Sunday Bob. Worst that can happen is that you will be first in line on Monday.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:39 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Are the lines for the Chick Fil A in Lansing still stupid long? I've never tried the chain and I might want to see what the fuss is all about in the next year or two.

I would recommend cross-referencing the Chick Fil A folks with their cardiology and/or Weight Watchers appointments.. you could then develop a more informed, strategic plan for the optimal time to visit jesus's favorite fast food establishment.

by **NigelUno** Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:21 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Are the lines for the Chick Fil A in Lansing still stupid long? I've never tried the chain and I might want to see what the fuss is all about in the next year or two.
I would recommend cross-referencing the Chick Fil A folks with their cardiology and/or Weight Watchers appointments.. you could then develop a more informed, strategic plan for the optimal time to visit jesus's favorite fast food establishment.

It takes strategy to navigate the serpentine drive thru line.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:43 am

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I would recommend cross-referencing the Chick Fil A folks with their cardiology and/or Weight Watchers appointments.. you could then develop a more informed, strategic plan for the optimal time to visit jesus's favorite fast food establishment.

It takes strategy to navigate the serpentine drive thru line.

I suspect that's a lot of exhaust fumes to be inhaled.

by **NigelUno** Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:47 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

It takes strategy to navigate the serpentine drive thru line.
I suspect that's a lot of exhaust fumes to be inhaled.

That adds a smoky flavor to the food.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:51 am

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: I suspect that's a lot of exhaust fumes to be inhaled.

That adds a smoky flavor to the food.

"yeah, hi. I'd like a side of lung cancer with my jesus diabetes.. thanks".

by **NigelUno** Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:02 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

That adds a smoky flavor to the food.

"yeah, hi. I'd like a side of lung cancer with my jesus diabetes.. thanks".

I may have recently had food poisoning from CFA. Either that or Chinese food the night before. Brutal. Maybe it was the smoke. Or Jesus hates me.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:11 am

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
"yeah, hi. I'd like a side of lung cancer with my jesus diabetes.. thanks".

I may have recently had food poisoning from CFA. Either that or Chinese food the night before. Brutal. Maybe it was the smoke. Or Jesus hates me.

that sucks.

but did you ever wonder what you may have done to jesus to punish you like that? Something you might wanna consider..

by **NigelUno** Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:18 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

I may have recently had food poisoning from CFA. Either that or Chinese food the night before. Brutal. Maybe it was the smoke. Or Jesus hates me.
that sucks.

but did you ever wonder what you may have done to jesus to punish you like that? Something you might wanna consider..

I think I was punished for getting Chinese food instead of CFA.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:28 am

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: that sucks.

but did you ever wonder what you may have done to jesus to punish you like that? Something you might wanna consider..

I think I was punished for getting Chinese food instead of CFA.

good point - I'd say those Chinese people are a little too brown for his liking.

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