What was the most embarrassing picture you've had?

by **Frank Ricard** 2014-05-25, 13:13

Right after we got married, both families helped my wife and I move into our new apartment. My mother was helping moving in my bedroom furniture and she carried a drawer that contained mostly odds and ins that I've accumulated over the years. What she found in this drawer, and I had completely forgot about, was a couple of old pictures of some old girlfriends, one who was wearing a sheer lingerie holding a football like a holder for a place kicker. Take my word, she was HOT and this picture always did it for me. The other was a picture of me and another old flame when we went to Cedar Point and took one of those staged photos where it was made to look like we were in a 'shotgun' wedding. It wasn't necessarily 'sexy', but the woman looked really damn good in it.

My mother never really did like these women, so without saying a word, she just glanced over at me with a menacing look, put the drawer down, held up the pictures to me and threw them in the trash. I couldn't say anything since the wife and her parents were all nearby and I was probably turning all shades of purple as it was.

God, I wish I had that picture now of her holding the football. What was the most embarrassing picture you've had? 3434560931