Atheist Cow continues war on Christmas

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/wjzggb/this-cow-wanted-absolutely-nothing-to-do-with-baby-jesus-vgtrn?__twitter_impression=true

While some animals can't stand their shitty, soul-crushing jobs and long for the chance to roam free among their fellow beasts, others just aren't cut out for serving the big man upstairs. One such defiant creature—Stormy the cow—decided to pursue her freedom over organized religion after fleeing from her spot next to Jesus in a church's live-animal nativity scene.

According to Philly.com, Stormy escaped from her pen at Philadelphia's Old First Reformed United Church of Christ two separate times early Thursday morning, after she was tapped to play the role of one of the farm animals who welcomed Christ into the world way back when. She'd been cooped up there for the church's annual crèche, but apparently couldn't jive with the whole Jesus thing—fleeing her cell at about 2:30 AM and hoofing it to a nearby highway, snarling the local traffic.

Great minds think alike. Fellow atheist here

Frank Ricard wrote:Great minds think alike. Fellow atheist cow here

Fixed

I always thought there was something strange about you. America has an atheist cow problem.

Might pick up a huge tomahawk ribeye later today

The Pantry wrote:Might pick up a huge tomahawk ribeye later today

There are no atheist cows in the slaughterhouse.

Happy Yuletide my friends.

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Oh boy. Someone's been hitting the bottle tonight and for once his name's not Herbie