Is it wrong for me to assume that the person shitting up the back of the toilet at work is the fat guy?

[Rocinante]

I've probably complained about this here before. It really angers me! Shitting at work is a great pleasure of mine. I'm doing it right now. And when there's shit all up the back of the toilet by my office I have to go in search of a different can. It really takes me out of he moment man. There is a dude I work with who is really nice but he's just getting fatter and fatter every year. I'm assuming his unhealthy life causes his shit to be really... shitty. That must suck for him. But mostly I'm thinking about myself here. What can I do? Give me some passive aggressive ideas.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Fat shaming again. Ban him.

[steveschneider]

Had the same thing at an office I worked at. There would be a blast mark fanning out past the seat. It was disgusting but I never did anything about it.

You could probably compain to HR or the office manager. Maybe have them send out a general office email about bathroom courtesy.

[Rocinante]

I don't think anyone in my office does the hover, but thanks ghost. So you're saying it is unfair of me. Noted.

[Nordic]

Out running earlier this evening and I had a severe code red on the trail. Because the trail is so popular and I was wearing a bright orange neon Barcelona training kit, there was no way I could duck behind a tree to shit, so I had to run back to the parking lot, which was 2 miles away. Very. Carefully. Got in, pulled down my shorts, placed my hand against the back of the Port O Potty and blew out a massive pile of walnut and corn filled shit. One giant piece, maybe 4 inches long, went right onto the main part of the bowl, thereby preventing anyone from ever using it again unless they stood like me.

I'm 6'1" and weight 205 so I'm not fat. Would you think a fat person did that?

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[Senior Dickfist]

Out running earlier this evening and I had a severe code red on the trail. Because the trail is so popular and I was wearing a bright orange neon Barcelona training kit, there was no way I could duck behind a tree to shit, so I had to run back to the parking lot, which was 2 miles away. Very. Carefully. Got in, pulled down my shorts, placed my hand against the back of the Port O Potty and blew out a massive pile of walnut and corn filled shit. One giant piece, maybe 4 inches long, went right onto the main part of the bowl, thereby preventing anyone from ever using it again unless they stood like me.

I'm 6'1" and weight 205 so I'm not fat. Would you think a fat person did that?

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Well, if his day job doesn't cut it, he can always fall back on fictional writing.

[Floyd Robertson]

Had the same thing at an office I worked at. There would be a blast mark fanning out past the seat. It was disgusting but I never did anything about it.

You could probably compain to HR or the office manager. Maybe have them send out a general office email about bathroom courtesy.

I don't think you can fire people like that, something about the equal opportunity shitter's law.

[P Rob]

Out running earlier this evening and I had a severe code red on the trail. Because the trail is so popular and I was wearing a bright orange neon Barcelona training kit, there was no way I could duck behind a tree to shit, so I had to run back to the parking lot, which was 2 miles away. Very. Carefully. Got in, pulled down my shorts, placed my hand against the back of the Port O Potty and blew out a massive pile of walnut and corn filled shit. One giant piece, maybe 4 inches long, went right onto the main part of the bowl, thereby preventing anyone from ever using it again unless they stood like me.

I'm 6'1" and weight 205 so I'm not fat. Would you think a fat person did that?

4 inches? That's it? Shit is weak. Pun intended.

[Rocinante]

Is ghost really 6-1? He posts like a 5-6er.

[Nordic]

Is ghost really 6-1? He posts like a 5-6er.

Little people are cute. I got a buddy that claims he's 6-1 and he's definitely no taller than 5-11 & 3/4.

[Senior Dickfist]

Hello, I'm 5'5".

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