WBH, I'm going back-and-forth between the board and some work...tell a story.

[Turtleneck]

Thanks in advance.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Go the fuck to sleep.

[Turtleneck]

Go the fuck to sleep.

No. Need to work for another hour and then hop on the treadmill.

[Nordic]

Come on WBH... Tell us a story

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I saw a turkey once.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

If you guys want I can text Ty and ask him to start posting pics of his taint.

[Turtleneck]

Stop getting me confused with one of your kids.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

If you guys want I can text Ty and ask him to start posting pics of his taint.

Yes please.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Done. I'm tired guys. Gonna watch my parlays lose and hope not to get into an argument with Nigel as I fall asleep.

[tTy]

*

[Travis of the Cosmos]

So, that turkey...

I was walking through the woods up north. Minding my own business, looking if I could sell some Windows. In retrospect it probably wasn't the best place to be for that but that's beside the point. As I made my way through the woods, I saw the most magestic turkey. It was beautiful. Just then, it turned its head toward me and our eyes locked. The energy in those woods that day was more powerful than anything I've ever felt before. The turkey and I made love that night. It was a gentle but strong lover.

The next morning, the turkey was gone. But there was a line of turkey spit leading from my mouth down to a single feather that was placed on my genitalia. I knew what it meant. I never saw the turkey again.

Sometimes, late at night, I look at the moon and wonder if maybe the turkey is looking at the same moon I am, somewhere in the world. I can only hope that one day we will meet again. If you'll excuse me, I need a moment. Thanks guys.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

I see no taint but thanks for picking me up bruh

[tTy]

I see no taint but thanks for picking me up bruh

np

[Turtleneck]

So, that turkey...

I was walking through the woods up north. Minding my own business, looking if I could sell some Windows. In retrospect it probably wasn't the best place to be for that but that's beside the point. As I made my way through the woods, I saw the most magestic turkey. It was beautiful. Just then, it turned its head toward me and our eyes locked. The energy in those woods that day was more powerful than anything I've ever felt before. The turkey and I made love that night. It was a gentle but strong lover.

The next morning, the turkey was gone. But there was a line of turkey spit leading from my mouth down to a single feather that was placed on my genitalia. I knew what it meant. I never saw the turkey again.

Sometimes, late at night, I look at the moon and wonder if maybe the turkey is looking at the same moon I am, somewhere in the world. I can only hope that one day we will meet again. If you'll excuse me, I need a moment. Thanks guys.

LWS probably shot that turkey.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

So, that turkey...

I was walking through the woods up north. Minding my own business, looking if I could sell some Windows. In retrospect it probably wasn't the best place to be for that but that's beside the point. As I made my way through the woods, I saw the most magestic turkey. It was beautiful. Just then, it turned its head toward me and our eyes locked. The energy in those woods that day was more powerful than anything I've ever felt before. The turkey and I made love that night. It was a gentle but strong lover.

The next morning, the turkey was gone. But there was a line of turkey spit leading from my mouth down to a single feather that was placed on my genitalia. I knew what it meant. I never saw the turkey again.

Sometimes, late at night, I look at the moon and wonder if maybe the turkey is looking at the same moon I am, somewhere in the world. I can only hope that one day we will meet again. If you'll excuse me, I need a moment. Thanks guys.

LWS probably shot that turkey.

I don't like you saying things like that turtleneck.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Holy crap Lillard.

Also how is it possible that the Thunder ever had Westbrook, Durant and Harden on the same team?

Fucking Lillard killing everything. Good night y'all.

[Rocinante]

So, that turkey...

I was walking through the woods up north. Minding my own business, looking if I could sell some Windows. In retrospect it probably wasn't the best place to be for that but that's beside the point. As I made my way through the woods, I saw the most magestic turkey. It was beautiful. Just then, it turned its head toward me and our eyes locked. The energy in those woods that day was more powerful than anything I've ever felt before. The turkey and I made love that night. It was a gentle but strong lover.

The next morning, the turkey was gone. But there was a line of turkey spit leading from my mouth down to a single feather that was placed on my genitalia. I knew what it meant. I never saw the turkey again.

Sometimes, late at night, I look at the moon and wonder if maybe the turkey is looking at the same moon I am, somewhere in the world. I can only hope that one day we will meet again. If you'll excuse me, I need a moment. Thanks guys.

I know what you mean, but some not so smart people (pylon) might not know what you mean, so just in case, what did the turkey's gift left to you mean? Try to explain it as if I had no idea even though I do.

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