people who make fun of cargo pants just don't get it.

by **Rocinante** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 19:14

It's not about the pockets. It's about the freedom.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 19:18

You're mistaking cargo pants for going commando.

by **The Pantry** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 19:18

Zip offs are cool

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 19:44

I get them. I just think only dorks wear them.

by Bill S. Preston, Esquire Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 20:00

1998 was so cool.

by **Rocinante** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 21:42

You'll be laughing when I have booty wipes in my leg pocket and won't let you 4 pocket having losers use some.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 22:07

Rocinante wrote:You'll be laughing when I have booty wipes in my leg pocket and won't let you 4 pocket having losers use some.

May I borrow a couple of those?

by **StylesGShmooth** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 22:33

I don't have any cargo pants, but I have a ton of cargo shorts.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 22:37

StylesGShmooth wrote:I don't have any cargo pants, but I have a ton of cargo shorts.

people who make fun of cargo pants just don't get it. Head-hands

by **Rocinante** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 22:38

tGreenWay wrote:

May I borrow a couple of those?

What kind of pants are you wearing?

by **StylesGShmooth** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 22:49

Turtleneck wrote:

Can't imagine how disappointed you'll be to learn I don't own a single turtleneck.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 22:58

Rocinante wrote:

What kind of pants are you wearing?

I'm not wearing pants.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 23:03

gHost Spartan wrote:My favorite pair of shorts right now are my Kuhl zip off pants, which are quasi-cargo. They're fucking amazing. Love 'em.

You and Phil Dunphy are the only advocates for shants.

by **Rocinante** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 23:06

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm not wearing pants.

Then just get in the tub and splash some water on your asshole.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 23:15

Rocinante wrote:

Then just get in the tub and splash some water on your asshole.

Cant. I'm wearing cargo shorts.

by **Cym Jim** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 23:16

StylesGShmooth wrote:I don't have any cargo pants, but I have a ton of cargo shorts.

You Yanks and your shorts. Put some trousers on chaps.

by **Rocinante** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 23:40

tGreenWay wrote:

Cant. I'm wearing cargo shorts.

With a shitty ass?! What the hell is wrong with you?

by **StylesGShmooth** Thu 5 Jun 2014 - 23:51

Cym Jim wrote:

You Yanks and your shorts. Put some trousers on chaps.

Well I have a pair of Fighting Trousers, but it's not time for them yet.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 0:25

Cym Jim wrote:

You Yanks and your shorts. Put some trousers on chaps.

You Brits and your corn niblet teeth. See a dentist.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 0:27

Rocinante wrote:

With a shitty ass?! What the hell is wrong with you?

Shorts and boxers; it's all about the distance from my butt.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 0:38

tGreenWay wrote:

Shorts and boxers; it's all about the distance from my butt.

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by **Turtleneck** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 1:05

Is it boxing day?

by ROtown Sparty Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 8:25

Rocinante wrote:It's not about the pockets. It's about the freedom.

Freedom to do what? Stuff a bunch of stuff in your pockets?

by **Ass Dan** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 8:28

ROtown Sparty wrote:
Freedom to do what? Stuff a bunch of stuff in your pockets?

When you wear cargo pants, no one wants to hang out with you. You have the freedom to be completely fucking alone until you change your pants.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 8:32

ROtown Sparty wrote:
Freedom to do what? Stuff a bunch of stuff in your pockets?

He stuffs his cargo pockets with tater tots

by tanfan! Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 9:24

Turtleneck wrote:You're mistaking cargo pants for going commando.

you are fucking hilarious

by SpartanGuard Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 9:25

Turtleneck wrote:
He stuffs his cargo pockets with tater tots

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by Cosmo_Kramer Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 9:40

There is an age where cargo pants should no longer be worn, and that age is 18.

by **InTenSity** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 9:43

All I have is cargo shorts. Then again, my clothes are so old, they've been in and out of style twice so far.

by **Rocinante** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 10:50

I am keeping a record of those of you that don't get it. There will be repercussions.

by **SeeRockCity** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 11:01

I prefer parachute pants, same concept as far as pockets, but a more "natural" feeling especially when commando.

by **SeeRockCity** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 11:02

These are called "Dantonio Pants"

people who make fun of cargo pants just don't get it. Parachute-pants

by **Turtleneck** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 11:03

Rocinante wrote:I am keeping a record of those of you that don't get it. There will be repercussions.

What is your opinion on cargo Zubaz pants?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 12:45

a guy I work with wears cargo pants quite often..

of course, he's also the kind of guy that carries one of those little things with him that is a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a eyeglass repair kit, a set of socket wrenches and a magnifying glass all in one with him..

oh - and he has a cell phone hooked to his belt, too.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 12:47

Robert J Sakimano wrote:a guy I work with wears cargo pants quite often..

of course, he's also the kind of guy that carries one of those little things with him that is a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a eyeglass repair kit, a set of socket wrenches and a magnifying glass all in one with him..

oh - and he has a cell phone hooked to his belt, too.

Would you have a beer with him?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 12:51

Turtleneck wrote:

Would you have a beer with him?

only based on Trevor's recommendation because, well, he knows me so well...

by yoderdame Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 13:52

Robert J Sakimano wrote:a guy I work with wears cargo pants quite often..

of course, he's also the kind of guy that carries one of those little things with him that is a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a eyeglass repair kit, a set of socket wrenches and a magnifying glass all in one with him..

oh - and he has a cell phone hooked to his belt, too.

I wear cargo shorts so I don't have to wear a cell phone belt clip. I don't get the hate for cargo shorts but as mentioned earlier in this thread, I've had them since college and they've probably gone in and out of style a few times.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 13:54

yoderdame wrote:

I wear cargo shorts so I don't have to wear a cell phone belt clip. I don't get the hate for cargo shorts but as mentioned earlier in this thread, I've had them since college and they've probably gone in and out of style a few times.

meh.. wear what you want to wear..

there will always be idiots like me with commentary.. and idiots with commentary about idiots like me.. Wink

by yoderdame Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 13:57

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
meh.. wear what you want to wear..

there will always be idiots like me with commentary.. and idiots with commentary about idiots like me..

Thanks, Bob. You're a great Taylor Swift loving American. people who make fun of cargo pants just don't get it. 3493939353

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