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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-05-09, 12:29

What the hell, I guess we've been needing one of these threads for Michigan.

Michigan Man Distracted By Spider Crashes Car Into A Ditch


(WWJ) Weather, road conditions, a ringing phone, even the sun can cause a car crash, but here’s a new one: A  man driving northbound on South Good Harbor Trail in Leelanau veered off the east side of the roadway.

He crashed down into the ditch through heavy brush before coming to rest against some trees at the bottom.

When the Leelanau County Sheriff’s Office sent deputies to respond to the crash in Centerville Township in northern Michigan, he told them a spider caused the crash.


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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-05-09, 12:44

Almost happened to me once on a highway, but it was a yellow jacket. At the time, I was highly allergic and without an epi pen.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-05-09, 12:50

That would be a legitimate reason to drive into a ditch.
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Post by goodbar on 2017-05-09, 13:05

yeah, to any passenger I'd be like, "fuck it. I'm out." as they see me tuck and roll out the driver door doing 80.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-05-09, 14:00

goodbar prefers to poop out of his west side because it's better than his east side.

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-05-09, 14:41

I can see this happening to me if the fucker was like, ON me.

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Post by GRR Spartan on 2017-05-09, 15:39

Then there's this asshat:  Tyler Brecht from Alma recent MSU Ag school grad

http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2017/05/new_michigan_state_graduate_pu.html#incart_river_home



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Post by DWags on 2017-05-09, 15:40

Yep, I'm thinking a shit ton of accidents are caused by spiders and bees in cars.

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Post by Three_Putt_Par on 2017-05-09, 15:42

GRR Spartan wrote:Then there's this asshat:  Tyler Brecht from Alma recent MSU Ag school grad

http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2017/05/new_michigan_state_graduate_pu.html#incart_river_home



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I'm not even mad. I feel bad for him.
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Post by Cameron on 2017-05-09, 16:49

I've almost crashed into some shit trying to kill mosquitoes in my car. I hate those little fuckers.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-05-09, 17:23

Three_Putt_Par wrote:
GRR Spartan wrote:Then there's this asshat:  Tyler Brecht from Alma recent MSU Ag school grad

http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2017/05/new_michigan_state_graduate_pu.html#incart_river_home



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I'm not even mad. I feel bad for him.

No kidding. Too bad he couldn't get into u of m.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-06-11, 16:16

Carjacking Video Shoot Gets Too Real As Police Respond And Shots Fired

Detroit cops dodged a bullet.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-11, 17:30

Floyd Robertson wrote:Carjacking Video Shoot Gets Too Real As Police Respond And Shots Fired

Detroit cops dodged a bullet.

Oops.
But, on the other hand, I hope the person running the camera kept rolling and got some great, authentic video.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-06-16, 16:31

Tips Wanted After Port-A-Potty Set Ablaze In Bloomfield Hills

What kind of shit-head sets a port-a-john on fire?
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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-06-17, 09:55

Floyd Robertson wrote:Tips Wanted After Port-A-Potty Set Ablaze In Bloomfield Hills

What kind of shit-head sets a port-a-john on fire?

Some a-hole burned down the ones at Sleepy Hollow State Park a couple years ago. Maybe it's the same guy.

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Post by DWags on 2017-06-17, 09:58

Floyd Robertson wrote:Tips Wanted After Port-A-Potty Set Ablaze In Bloomfield Hills

What kind of shit-head sets a port-a-john on fire?

What a flaming pile of shit.

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Post by DWags on 2017-06-25, 18:24

Women pulls gun cause she was short changed a chicken nugget

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-25, 18:59

DWags wrote:Women pulls gun cause she was short changed a chicken nugget

An armed society is a polite society. (Also, that happened in Washington state, DWags.)

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Post by DWags on 2017-06-25, 19:06

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:Women pulls gun cause she was short changed a chicken nugget

An armed society is a polite society. (Also, that happened in Washington state, DWags.)



I didn't read the story. Just the headline and wdiv.

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