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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-05-09, 12:29

What the hell, I guess we've been needing one of these threads for Michigan.

Michigan Man Distracted By Spider Crashes Car Into A Ditch


(WWJ) Weather, road conditions, a ringing phone, even the sun can cause a car crash, but here’s a new one: A  man driving northbound on South Good Harbor Trail in Leelanau veered off the east side of the roadway.

He crashed down into the ditch through heavy brush before coming to rest against some trees at the bottom.

When the Leelanau County Sheriff’s Office sent deputies to respond to the crash in Centerville Township in northern Michigan, he told them a spider caused the crash.


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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-05-09, 12:44

Almost happened to me once on a highway, but it was a yellow jacket. At the time, I was highly allergic and without an epi pen.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-05-09, 12:50

That would be a legitimate reason to drive into a ditch.
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Post by goodbar on 2017-05-09, 13:05

yeah, to any passenger I'd be like, "fuck it. I'm out." as they see me tuck and roll out the driver door doing 80.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-05-09, 14:00

goodbar prefers to poop out of his west side because it's better than his east side.

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-05-09, 14:41

I can see this happening to me if the fucker was like, ON me.

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Post by GRR Spartan on 2017-05-09, 15:39

Then there's this asshat:  Tyler Brecht from Alma recent MSU Ag school grad

http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2017/05/new_michigan_state_graduate_pu.html#incart_river_home



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Post by DWags on 2017-05-09, 15:40

Yep, I'm thinking a shit ton of accidents are caused by spiders and bees in cars.

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Post by Three_Putt_Par on 2017-05-09, 15:42

GRR Spartan wrote:Then there's this asshat:  Tyler Brecht from Alma recent MSU Ag school grad

http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2017/05/new_michigan_state_graduate_pu.html#incart_river_home



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I'm not even mad. I feel bad for him.
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Post by Cameron on 2017-05-09, 16:49

I've almost crashed into some shit trying to kill mosquitoes in my car. I hate those little fuckers.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-05-09, 17:23

Three_Putt_Par wrote:
GRR Spartan wrote:Then there's this asshat:  Tyler Brecht from Alma recent MSU Ag school grad

http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2017/05/new_michigan_state_graduate_pu.html#incart_river_home



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I'm not even mad. I feel bad for him.

No kidding. Too bad he couldn't get into u of m.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-11, 17:30

Floyd Robertson wrote:Carjacking Video Shoot Gets Too Real As Police Respond And Shots Fired

Detroit cops dodged a bullet.

Oops.
But, on the other hand, I hope the person running the camera kept rolling and got some great, authentic video.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-06-16, 16:31

Tips Wanted After Port-A-Potty Set Ablaze In Bloomfield Hills

What kind of shit-head sets a port-a-john on fire?
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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-06-17, 09:55

Floyd Robertson wrote:Tips Wanted After Port-A-Potty Set Ablaze In Bloomfield Hills

What kind of shit-head sets a port-a-john on fire?

Some a-hole burned down the ones at Sleepy Hollow State Park a couple years ago. Maybe it's the same guy.

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Post by DWags on 2017-06-17, 09:58

Floyd Robertson wrote:Tips Wanted After Port-A-Potty Set Ablaze In Bloomfield Hills

What kind of shit-head sets a port-a-john on fire?

What a flaming pile of shit.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-25, 18:59


An armed society is a polite society. (Also, that happened in Washington state, DWags.)

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Post by DWags on 2017-06-25, 19:06

tGreenWay wrote:

An armed society is a polite society. (Also, that happened in Washington state, DWags.)



I didn't read the story. Just the headline and wdiv.

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Post by GRR Spartan on 2017-07-04, 10:36

An Alpena woman mail ordered Fentanyl and her husband decided to "vape" it.
He was 39.

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Post by DWags on 2017-07-04, 17:34


He did get rid of the bees nest. That should be noted.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-04, 17:48

DWags wrote:

He did get rid of the bees nest. That should be noted.

If I spoke at his funeral to remind mourners his last act was a great success, would my remarks be inflammatory?

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Post by DWags on 2017-07-04, 23:02

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

He did get rid of the bees nest. That should be noted.

If I spoke at his funeral to remind mourners his last act was a great success, would my remarks be inflammatory?

There would be a lot of buzz about them.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-05, 02:29

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

If I spoke at his funeral to remind mourners his last act was a great success, would my remarks be inflammatory?

There would be a lot of buzz about them.

I heard talk he had a honey on the side, but I wouldn't say anything that would spark rumors.

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Post by DWags on 2017-07-05, 08:45

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

There would be a lot of buzz about them.

I heard talk he had a honey on the side, but I wouldn't say anything that would spark rumors.

That rumor went up in flames. The media was stung by the fake news.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-07-15, 13:11

DNR: Two Jet Skiers Deliberately Strike, Kill Geese [VIDEO]

I know geese are basically exra-giant rats with wings, but still. You're basically future mass-murderers on jet skies.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-07-20, 15:22

Naked woman found on top of fire truck at Battle Creek station

BATTLE CREEK, MI -- Battle Creek Police are investigating why a woman was found naked on a fire truck inside the Capital Avenue station Wednesday and how she got there.

When firefighters woke up around 6 a.m. July 19, they found the woman lying naked on the back of a truck at Station #6, 2401 Capital Ave. Her clothes were found inside the station.

The woman was taken to Bronson Battle Creek Hospital for evaluation, but left before giving her identity or any other information to police.

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Post by DWags on 2017-07-20, 15:27

LooseGoose wrote:Naked woman found on top of fire truck at Battle Creek station

BATTLE CREEK, MI -- Battle Creek Police are investigating why a woman was found naked on a fire truck inside the Capital Avenue station Wednesday and how she got there.

When firefighters woke up around 6 a.m. July 19, they found the woman lying naked on the back of a truck at Station #6, 2401 Capital Ave. Her clothes were found inside the station.

The woman was taken to Bronson Battle Creek Hospital for evaluation, but left before giving her identity or any other information to police.

so, let those who have never woken up on a fire truck naked cast the first stone. Hypocrites

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-07-20, 15:30

LooseGoose wrote:Naked woman found on top of fire truck at Battle Creek station

BATTLE CREEK, MI -- Battle Creek Police are investigating why a woman was found naked on a fire truck inside the Capital Avenue station Wednesday and how she got there.

When firefighters woke up around 6 a.m. July 19, they found the woman lying naked on the back of a truck at Station #6, 2401 Capital Ave. Her clothes were found inside the station.

The woman was taken to Bronson Battle Creek Hospital for evaluation, but left before giving her identity or any other information to police.  

She was just waiting for a fireman to help her re-enact that scene in the movie Backdraft.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-21, 14:58

This story is just messed up, and it happened right around here.

Holt man says he killed stepdaughter because 'It wasn't dinner time'

http://on.lsj.com/2uNAciC

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-07-21, 15:30

tGreenWay wrote:This story is just messed up, and it happened right around here.

Holt man says he killed stepdaughter because 'It wasn't dinner time'

http://on.lsj.com/2uNAciC

I read a different article on that this morning. That guy might have the shortest fuse ever.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-21, 15:51

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:This story is just messed up, and it happened right around here.

Holt man says he killed stepdaughter because 'It wasn't dinner time'

http://on.lsj.com/2uNAciC

I read a different article on that this morning. That guy might have the shortest fuse ever.

Although, in his defense, naps are important. Don't mess with someone's nap time.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-07-24, 15:54

Michigan Woman Who Stole Flowers From Graves Sentenced To Jail

FLINT (WWJ/AP) – A Michigan woman who stole flowers and other items from local cemeteries and used them to decorate her home has been sentenced to jail time.

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Post by AMwood on 2017-07-24, 16:17

LooseGoose wrote:Take time to view the gallery.

Laura Murdoch claims 2017 Miss Rebel Road title

oh yeah!
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-07-24, 16:21

AMwood wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Take time to view the gallery.

Laura Murdoch claims 2017 Miss Rebel Road title

oh yeah!

That's how Greenie sent her home after he was done with her.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-08-10, 07:08

Michigan Man Sets Self On Fire Trying To Exterminate Bees

DOWAGIAC, Mich. (AP) – Authorities say a 46-year-old man accidentally set himself on fire while trying to exterminate bees in an underground hive in southwestern Michigan.

I swear this happens a couple of times of year in various parts of the country and no one ever learns.
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Post by DWags on 2017-08-10, 07:22

Floyd Robertson wrote:Michigan Man Sets Self On Fire Trying To Exterminate Bees

DOWAGIAC, Mich. (AP) – Authorities say a 46-year-old man accidentally set himself on fire while trying to exterminate bees in an underground hive in southwestern Michigan.

I swear this happens a couple of times of year in various parts of the country and no one ever learns.


Always a buzz around these stories.

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Post by gHost Spartan on 2017-08-10, 13:01

DWags wrote:Yep, I'm thinking a shit ton of accidents are caused by spiders and bees in cars.
Got stung by six hornets while driving across Wyoming a few years ago with the top down on my Jeep
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