Oh, Michigan

TP

Oh man, I’ve got DWags’ syndrome.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:



Mount Rushmore climber plunges 100 feet off George Washington’s head, officials say

Yeah, $1,530 out of pocket isnt going to deter the people hellbent on making that climb if they’re fine with disregarding the law. If my goal is to stand on George’s head, I’m looking at that fine as being totally worth it.

So he didn't actually fall 100 feet, he fell about 25 feet and then slid another 75 feet. That's probably why he's still alive to get the $1530 ticket handed to him.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/13/us/michigan-hate-crime-lee-mouat.html

A friend of the victim told investigators that Mr. Mouat yelled at them twice, saying, “This is my beach.” Both times he referred to them as a racial slur, this friend said. He also said Mr. Mouat told the group that “I’ve got something for you in my car,” before he attacked the victim with the bike lock.

Yeah, I hear people in Florida have a "oh Michigan" thread. With our domestic terrorists and shit like that, we're prolly winning.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/13/us/michigan-hate-crime-lee-mouat.html

A friend of the victim told investigators that Mr. Mouat yelled at them twice, saying, “This is my beach.” Both times he referred to them as a racial slur, this friend said. He also said Mr. Mouat told the group that “I’ve got something for you in my car,” before he attacked the victim with the bike lock.

Looks like he'd fit right in with the Wolverine gang

https://www.thealpenanews.com/news/local-news/2021/09/authorities-following-up-on-tip-in-relation-to-missing-alpena-teen/

About 5:30 p.m. police could be seen with a bright orange backboard, further blocking view from the road, near the location where the search for took place.

Shortly before 6 p.m. an ambulance arrived at the Naylor Road home. It pulled away, with a Michigan State Police squad car slowly following, around 7 p.m.

F'in morons.

[tw]1502359030798426113[/tw]

Floyd Robertson wrote:F'in morons.

[tw]1502359030798426113[/tw]

So these dudes were from Linwood. A different sort out that way. (Tob had a couple fellas from pinconning who could probably tell stories...)

Anyway, it almost made sense why they went back out. There shit was left on the ice from the first time and they didn't want to get fined and/or lose their snow machines.

I thought this was gonna be about the Michigan hoops team

Floyd Robertson wrote:F'in morons.

[tw]1502359030798426113[/tw]

Fuck the Macomb Daily. I disabled ad-block to try to read the story, but not giving them an email address. Hope their shitty little newspaper folds.

The Pantry wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:F'in morons.

[tw]1502359030798426113[/tw]

Fuck the Macomb Daily. I disabled ad-block to try to read the story, but not giving them an email address. Hope their shitty little newspaper folds.

I have Privacy Badger and uBlock Origin installed in Firefox and don't see any ads, and haven't given them anything.

Free?

[tw]1536736471620673536?s=21&t=pf5FegnHnrTvy2gfYVMlig[/tw]

What kind of imbecile names his pet alligator "Karen"

Some  Michigan residents seem hellbent on giving Florida a run for maximum stupidity.

Wonder what this genius has done to his block's housing values?

Warren man builds bomb in garage

Floyd Robertson wrote:What kind of imbecile names his pet alligator "Karen"

Seems appropriate. You eff with it, it bites your head off.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:What kind of imbecile names his pet alligator "Karen"

Seems appropriate. You eff with it, it bites your head off.

Plus, all teeth no bite it seems.

Floyd Robertson wrote:What kind of imbecile names his pet alligator "Karen"

Alligators are known for always demanding to see the manager.

Turtleneck wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:What kind of imbecile names his pet alligator "Karen"

Alligators are known for always demanding to see the manager.

They're also known for being turned into suitcases, handbags and shoes.

Which one of you did this?

https://www.wwlp.com/news/mysterious-bunker-found-in-michigan-woods/

Macomb? Like everyone has those right?

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Macomb? Like everyone has those right?

No

Turtleneck wrote:Which one of you did this?

https://www.wwlp.com/news/mysterious-bunker-found-in-michigan-woods/

I was thinking Travis, but that would be deeper.

DWags wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Which one of you did this?

https://www.wwlp.com/news/mysterious-bunker-found-in-michigan-woods/

I was thinking Travis, but that would be deeper.

This is west side, and Travis is 100% east-sider.

It does seem surprising that not even one federal, state, or local law enforcement agency wanted to have a look. Even if it’s nothing, when a citizen sees something and says something, as we’ve all been asked to do, he shouldn’t be blown off and passed along to someone else.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:

I was thinking Travis, but that would be deeper.

This is west side, and Travis is 100% east-sider.

East side > West side

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


This is west side, and Travis is 100% east-sider.

East side > West side

Not surprised you have east side blood.

30 minutes north of where they found the bunker.

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/michigan/2022/06/21/michigan-police-suspicious-package-brought-to-station-was-homemade-bomb/

Can you folks please get your act together?

Deadly mosquito-borne JCV virus detected in Michigan's Bay County: How to protect yourself

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2022/06/23/mosquito-borne-jcv-virus-michigan-bay-county/7711268001/

Perfectly normal opening line to a joke:
So Grinch and a reindeer are talking at a bar…
But the punchline is a non sequitor:
And a fight breaks out.

Man dressed as Grinch accused of punching guy in reindeer costume at Up North party

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2022/12/06/grinch-punches-reindeer-traverse-city-hotel-party/69704353007/

Michigan man drops trow, moons judge.

Dearborn suspect in antisemitic threats moons Wayne County judge

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2022/12/07/dearborn-suspect-in-antisemitic-threats-moons-wayne-county-judge/69707448007/

Clinton County prosecutor fined for violations, nearly held in contempt by judge

Jake from State Farm wrote:Clinton County prosecutor fined for violations, nearly held in contempt by judge

Do the Washtenaw prosecutor next!!

Clinton County deputy under investigation after losing guns

LGBTQ need not even ask in St Johns

Jake from State Farm wrote:Clinton County prosecutor fined for violations, nearly held in contempt by judge

I am now wondering what would happen if the Chicken of Bristol appeared before this judge.

Jake from State Farm wrote:Clinton County prosecutor fined for violations, nearly held in contempt by judge

I’d be curious to know if the prosecutor uses taxpayer money to pay the fines he alone was assessed, or if both come out of his own pocket.

Turtleneck wrote:

Jake from State Farm wrote:Clinton County prosecutor fined for violations, nearly held in contempt by judge

Do the Washtenaw prosecutor next!!

Fanboi eli was on cnn this morning with another of his co-authors of this opinion column posted in USA Today:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/policing/2022/11/07/supreme-court-election-law-case-tests-public-trust/10648306002/

Rick Saunders wrote:

Jake from State Farm wrote:Clinton County prosecutor fined for violations, nearly held in contempt by judge

I am now wondering what would happen if the Chicken of Bristol appeared before this judge.

Who is the chicken of Bristol?