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Post by Rocinante on 2017-08-04, 22:00

I got horrible diarrhea!! I've been in here for 15 minutes and it won't stop! I'm pissing out my ass and somebody is standing outside the door tryng the handle periodically. I just keep shouting. "SORRY, I'LL BE A WHILE!!!" I ate Mexican a while ago. I'm guessing that's the culprit. Sucks!!!
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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-04, 22:02

Hahaha! gHost hacked Roc's account!
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Post by Rocinante on 2017-08-04, 22:04

My only saving grace is I buzzed my butthairs yesterday So the wipe should be okay if it ever stops.

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-08-04, 22:04

I am not ghost TN

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-04, 22:07

Dig a hole in the stacked beer display. They won't find your mess until after Labor Day.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-08-04, 22:09

Turtleneck wrote:Hahaha! gHost hacked Roc's account!



It's scary but that's the 1st thought that crossed my mind too.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-04, 22:12

15 minutes? Your grocery store sucks. Fuck Idaho

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-04, 22:13

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:15 minutes? Your grocery store sucks. Fuck Idaho

He lives in Nebraska you dumbass.
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Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-04, 22:22

Are you near a beach?

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Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-04, 22:25

Death Roe wrote:Are you near a beach?

A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!
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Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-04, 22:29

Turtleneck wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Are you near a beach?

A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!

He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!

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Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-04, 22:30

Death Roe wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!

He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!

No shit. Everybody knows that, DR.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-04, 22:56

I think he lives in Oklahoma

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Post by InTenSity on 2017-08-04, 22:59

Ric lives in New Mexico. Manufactures meth.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-04, 23:07

Fuck South Dakota #northdakotaforlyfe

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-04, 23:18

Who the fuck is Ric?
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Post by pulling69 on 2017-08-05, 00:15

What percentage of eclipse is this?
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Post by The Pantry on 2017-08-05, 00:31

Death Roe wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!

He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!
They have Taco Bell in Wyoming?
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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-05, 00:35

The Pantry wrote:
Death Roe wrote:

He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!
They have Taco Bell in Wyoming?

Instead of cheese they have shredded meth.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-05, 00:37

Also, what happen to Roc? He disappeared. Did he fall in? Somebody better call all the grocery stores in Utah and have the bathrooms checked.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-05, 00:46

Roc lives in Iowa please be respectful

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-08-05, 01:13

I got out and completed my shopping. However, my guts are not right.

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-08-05, 01:14

Thanks for all the concern guys. I actually live in Washington.


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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-05, 01:15

I wasn't worried.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-05, 01:23

Oregon sucks

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-05, 01:47

I can't believe that dork hasn't been shot with all of his running around Kansas in a cape.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-05, 01:53

Rocinante wrote:I got out and completed my shopping. However, my guts are not right.

Nor is that bathroom anymore.

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Post by kingstonlake on 2017-08-05, 06:22

To much anal?
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-08-05, 07:43

Rocinante wrote:I got out and completed my shopping. However, my guts are not right.

there's nothing wrong with your guts.....


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Post by gHost Spartan on 2017-08-05, 10:15

Rocinante wrote:I got horrible diarrhea!! I've been in here for 15 minutes and it won't stop! I'm pissing out my ass and somebody is standing outside the door tryng the handle periodically. I just keep shouting. "SORRY, I'LL BE A WHILE!!!" I ate Mexican a while ago. I'm guessing that's the culprit. Sucks!!!


Last time I had 'rhea in a big box store I walked over to the 50 pound bags of sand, ripped one open, dug a little hole, then shat right there in the bag of sand. Felt so good.
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