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What does your spouse put on your grocery list?

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Post by Dendrobates 2016-01-06, 17:30

Just got home and immediately saw he added 2 things on the grocery list on our fridge.

He added : chocolate milk and strippers

I don't think I can get both at the grocery store. And I'm not making a second trip. I think he's SOL.

Anyone else get interesting grocery suggestions?
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Post by Rocinante 2016-01-06, 17:40

The real question is, can you get both at a strip club?
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Post by Dendrobates 2016-01-06, 17:58

Rocinante wrote:The real question is, can you get both at a strip club?

Yes, I can. But I can't get my other grocery items at the strip club.

And strippers are expensive. I don't have that kind of cash. Now If I had money and could get strippers and groceries at the same place, then I'm in.
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Post by NigelUno 2016-01-06, 18:02

I think blanch's "girlfriend" put this on his list:

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Post by Rocinante 2016-01-06, 18:03

Dendrobates wrote:
Rocinante wrote:The real question is, can you get both at a strip club?

Yes, I can. But I can't get my other grocery items at the strip club.

And strippers are expensive. I don't have that kind of cash. Now If I had money and could get strippers and groceries at the same place, then I'm in.

Working on it.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2016-01-06, 18:03

Dendrobates wrote:Just got home and immediately saw he added 2 things on the grocery list on our fridge.

He added : chocolate milk and strippers

I don't think I can get both at the grocery store. And I'm not making a second trip. I think he's SOL.

Anyone else get interesting grocery suggestions?

Sounds like no chocolate milk.
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Post by Turtleneck 2016-01-06, 18:04

NigelUno wrote:I think blanch's "girlfriend" put this on his list:

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Post by DWags 2016-01-06, 18:34

Dendrobates wrote:Just got home and immediately saw he added 2 things on the grocery list on our fridge.

He added : chocolate milk and strippers

I don't think I can get both at the grocery store. And I'm not making a second trip. I think he's SOL.

Anyone else get interesting grocery suggestions?

Go get the chocolate milk. Come home, call him into the kitchen, strip down naked, bump and grind on him, then slowly pour the milk all over your body. Tell him to start licking it off. Give him a bj, and a list of shit you want done, including cleaning the floor.

Done deal.
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Post by NigelUno 2016-01-06, 18:38

DWags wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Just got home and immediately saw he added 2 things on the grocery list on our fridge.

He added : chocolate milk and strippers

I don't think I can get both at the grocery store. And I'm not making a second trip. I think he's SOL.

Anyone else get interesting grocery suggestions?

Go get the chocolate milk. Come home, call him into the kitchen, strip down naked, bump and grind on him, then slowly pour the milk all over your body. Tell him to start licking it off. Give him a bj, and a list of shit you want done, including cleaning the floor.

Done deal.

You just sent your wife out for chocolate milk, didn't you?

Keep us updated.
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Post by xsanguine 2016-01-06, 19:10

NigelUno wrote:
DWags wrote:

Go get the chocolate milk. Come home, call him into the kitchen, strip down naked, bump and grind on him, then slowly pour the milk all over your body. Tell him to start licking it off. Give him a bj, and a list of shit you want done, including cleaning the floor.

Done deal.

You just sent your wife out for chocolate milk, didn't you?

Keep us updated.

She'll be back in 2 hours with "the guy who's here to clean our floors. FOR FREE!"
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Post by The Pantry 2016-01-06, 19:31

My ex sent me to the store for ear candles. A couple times.
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Post by Dendrobates 2016-01-06, 19:44

DWags wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Just got home and immediately saw he added 2 things on the grocery list on our fridge.

He added : chocolate milk and strippers

I don't think I can get both at the grocery store. And I'm not making a second trip. I think he's SOL.

Anyone else get interesting grocery suggestions?

Go get the chocolate milk. Come home, call him into the kitchen, strip down naked, bump and grind on him, then slowly pour the milk all over your body. Tell him to start licking it off. Give him a bj, and a list of shit you want done, including cleaning the floor.

Done deal.

I read this to him. He was in full agreement. I can compromise on that. Nice suggestion Dwags
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Post by Rod Porkmore 2016-01-06, 20:31

I put rubbers on my in-laws grocery list they had on their fridge when I was there at Christmas. My sister in law (no pics, scum grad) saw it and asked them why they were wearing condoms when they have sex.
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Post by InTenSity 2016-01-06, 21:43

Rod Porkmore wrote:I put rubbers on my in-laws grocery list they had on their fridge when I was there at Christmas. My sister in law (no pics, scum grad) saw it and asked them why they were wearing condoms when they have sex.
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Post by tanfan! 2016-01-07, 03:28

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Post by Rocinante 2016-01-07, 10:51

The Pantry wrote:My ex sent me to the store for ear candles. A couple times.

Did you tell her that's fake witchcraft fuckery and give her 30 lashes as you should have?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2016-01-07, 10:57

Chocolate milk here, too, but the kind with blood in it.
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