Farm owner whose piglets were saved by fire fighters from a blaze rewards them with... a meal of the piglets.

Look man, nobody wants to see how the sausage was made.

Fire fighters snack on the piglets they saved.

Heartwarming story.

Turtleneck wrote:Heartwarming story.

I thought of you. Yummy, isn't it? Did you like the part about them being saved?

Farmer, to FF: "You know the dipshit who started this fire? He's in the sausage, too."

I'll bet Turtleneck squealed when he read this story.

tGreenWay wrote:I'll bet Turtleneck squealed when he read this story.

You're such a ham. I'm thinking his eyes glazed over.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I'll bet Turtleneck squealed when he read this story.

You're such a ham. I'm thinking his eyes glazed over.

He probably spit out his pineapple.

Poor turtleneck, we could use this story to roast him all night long.

tGreenWay wrote:Poor turtleneck, we could use this story to roast him all night long.

Then I will be forced to tell everybody here why you got arrested in the swine barn at the Ingham County Fair.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Poor turtleneck, we could use this story to roast him all night long.

Then I will be forced to tell everybody here why you got arrested in the swine barn at the Ingram County Fair.

Swine barn? Probably flew over his head.

DWags wrote:Look man, nobody wants to see how the sausage was made.

Fire fighters snack on the piglets they saved.

Free bacon if you just leave them in the fire

Snake Plissken wrote:

DWags wrote:Look man, nobody wants to see how the sausage was made.

Fire fighters snack on the piglets they saved.

Free bacon if you just leave them in the fire

That offer has some sizzle.

My late mother grew up on a farm.

She used to tell me when cousins from the city visted and saw their half dozen pigs and 2-3 angus cattle they saw pets. Mom and her brothers saw dinner and cash for the next winter coats.