What kind of moron mistakes a shoelace for a noose?

http://reason.com/blog/2017/10/06/hate-crime-at-michigan-state-university

At Michigan State University (MSU), a "noose" hung on a doorway turned out to be nothing more than a misplaced shoelace.

A student, believing the item had been left there to intimidate minority students, reported it to campus authorities.

MSU Police and our Office of Institutional Equity were immediately notified, and both promptly began investigations.

Said vigorous investigation revealed that the "noose" was just a packaged shoelace, and its missing twin was later located just outside the same residence hall. Someone had found it on the ground and hung it on a doorway so that its rightful owner could claim it.

but if the protest is against american things like guns and jesus then it IS anti american.

No shit. No one has ever been hung by a shoelace ever.

The first person to reply to the thread does.

Death Roe wrote:The first person to reply to the thread does.

Bad Bob!

Robert J Sakimano wrote:probably the same kind of moron that mistakes a peaceful protest as anti-American.

This..a big moron. We have the best morons in the world. The greatest. Look at how easy they are manipulated. You’re going to love it when you see these morons.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:No shit. No one has ever been hung by a shoelace ever.

if anyone should be offended it would be Roadblock. but i got a feelin he'd be able to handle his own.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:probably the same kind of moron that mistakes a peaceful protest as anti-American.

This..a big moron. We have the best morons in the world. The greatest. Look at how easy they are manipulated. You’re going to love it when you see these morons.

I'm telling you, folks, these morons are truly incredible. You would never believe what they think is real or fake.

ASMSU discusses esports, active shooter situations

“What I’m really concerned about is that there is a culture on our campus that we have to talk about," Santavicca said. "And that it’s not – it doesn’t matter whatever the object is at this point. There is a culture right now that we have to address, and that it starts with us as Spartans to lead that effort to a better community for everybody. Clearly, noting that they were shoelaces, somebody felt that it was important to report that at that moment because we have a climate. ... That clearly indicates that someone feels that that in itself was worthy enough to report, and that indicates to me that we have a culture on this campus that is not supportive of every student on this campus, and that’s what worries me.”

Is it really that bad on campus?

Floyd Robertson wrote: ASMSU discusses esports, active shooter situations

“What I’m really concerned about is that there is a culture on our campus that we have to talk about," Santavicca said. "And that it’s not – it doesn’t matter whatever the object is at this point. There is a culture right now that we have to address, and that it starts with us as Spartans to lead that effort to a better community for everybody. Clearly, noting that they were shoelaces, somebody felt that it was important to report that at that moment because we have a climate. ... That clearly indicates that someone feels that that in itself was worthy enough to report, and that indicates to me that we have a culture on this campus that is not supportive of every student on this campus, and that’s what worries me.”

Is it really that bad on campus?

Millennials...

I think MSU needs a class on noose recognition.
Final Exam- which is a noose?
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