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Re: Santa dilemma
I'm getting a fucking palm tree!
Guys this is about me, not about you. FOSUC!!
Guys this is about me, not about you. FOSUC!!
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Dude, she is worried about you. That is why she is asking. Pretty sure she figured out you are on the naughty list (or worse).InTenSity wrote:Since we have thousands of outstanding citizens and A++++ parents that post here, I thought I would pose this question. My 5 year old caught me off guard last week on the way to the store. Out of nowhere she asks me, 'Daddy, is Santa real?' I'm like WTF, why are you asking this when you are 5?!? What is the reason for asking this. I kind of dodged the question. I asked her why she was asking. Her answer is that she's never seen Santa, so she can't be sure he's real. I replied back with, do you want McDonalds or Publix chicken for dinner? I'm not hugely religious, but Xmas isnt' really that much of a religious holiday anyway, at the same time, I would like her to have a childhood. There is no reason to grow up fast. For now my wife and I have changed the subject but she's a smart girl and this isn't going to last too long. Should we tell her the truth, or lie to her and tell her he's real. I kinda told her if she believes he's real, then he's real.
just remind her of the old saying - "if you don't believe, then you don't receive"
I had to tell that to my kids as they go older, so they didn't spill the beans to their youngest brother.
and I'm taking the grandkids to see Santa in 2 weeks .... I think it will make them cry, but it builds character and is a nice story to tell about them for the next 15-20 years before I die.
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We get a festivus pole and my mom dances around it for 12 nights like kwanza
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Bob, I hate to tell you this, but you're doing Christmas, my friend. You can call it something else, but you're sucked into the commercialism just as much as the rest of us.Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'm gonna exercise my right not to answer the first question.MiamiSpartan wrote:
Isn't your daughter a little young to be drinking? Or what does the Winter Solstice fairy bring her?
What kind of a tree do you get for a Winter Solstice Tree?
my wife and I differ on the Winter Solstice tree - I like a good blue spruce. I dig the blue-ish hue.. and the branches are nice and strong, so it'll hold the liquor bottles.
I like my trees to be able to hold their liquor.
my wife kinda digs the ones with the big long needles.. I forget what they're called - maybe a white pine??
Lemme google it.
okay, I'm back.
Yeah - she digs the white pines.. longer needles, with the more flowing branches.
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sorry, man - you're right.InTenSity wrote:I'm getting a fucking palm tree!
Guys this is about me, not about you. FOSUC!!
so how much longer are you gonna lie to your kids?
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Hey, whatever it takes to earn a little extra money around the holidays.Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:We get a festivus pole and my mom dances around it for 12 nights like kwanza
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it's cool, dude - if Xmas is propping up a tree and buying a bunch of liquor every couple of years, sign me up as someone who loves to celebrate the birth of Santa Claus.MiamiSpartan wrote:Bob, I hate to tell you this, but you're doing Christmas, my friend. You can call it something else, but you're sucked into the commercialism just as much as the rest of us.Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'm gonna exercise my right not to answer the first question.
my wife and I differ on the Winter Solstice tree - I like a good blue spruce. I dig the blue-ish hue.. and the branches are nice and strong, so it'll hold the liquor bottles.
I like my trees to be able to hold their liquor.
my wife kinda digs the ones with the big long needles.. I forget what they're called - maybe a white pine??
Lemme google it.
okay, I'm back.
Yeah - she digs the white pines.. longer needles, with the more flowing branches.
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My daughter is a precocious 3 1/2 year-old. My wife is Jewish and I pretty much take Bob's view of the holiday. We never mentioned Santa, we never had a Christmas tree.
Last year when she was 2 1/2 my daughter informed us about Santa Claus and exactly what he would be bringing her. We played a long and even got a tree.
If I were in your position (and I probably will be soon) I doubt I would flat out lie to her.
Last year when she was 2 1/2 my daughter informed us about Santa Claus and exactly what he would be bringing her. We played a long and even got a tree.
If I were in your position (and I probably will be soon) I doubt I would flat out lie to her.
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'm gonna exercise my right not to answer the first question.MiamiSpartan wrote:
Isn't your daughter a little young to be drinking? Or what does the Winter Solstice fairy bring her?
What kind of a tree do you get for a Winter Solstice Tree?
my wife and I differ on the Winter Solstice tree - I like a good blue spruce. I dig the blue-ish hue.. and the branches are nice and strong, so it'll hold the liquor bottles.
I like my trees to be able to hold their liquor.
my wife kinda digs the ones with the big long needles.. I forget what they're called - maybe a white pine??
Lemme google it.
okay, I'm back.
Yeah - she digs the white pines.. longer needles, with the more flowing branches.
So she wants at least one thing in the house to have longer needles?
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LooseGoose wrote:Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'm gonna exercise my right not to answer the first question.
my wife and I differ on the Winter Solstice tree - I like a good blue spruce. I dig the blue-ish hue.. and the branches are nice and strong, so it'll hold the liquor bottles.
I like my trees to be able to hold their liquor.
my wife kinda digs the ones with the big long needles.. I forget what they're called - maybe a white pine??
Lemme google it.
okay, I'm back.
Yeah - she digs the white pines.. longer needles, with the more flowing branches.
So she wants at least one thing in the house to have longer needles?
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LooseGoose wrote:Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'm gonna exercise my right not to answer the first question.
my wife and I differ on the Winter Solstice tree - I like a good blue spruce. I dig the blue-ish hue.. and the branches are nice and strong, so it'll hold the liquor bottles.
I like my trees to be able to hold their liquor.
my wife kinda digs the ones with the big long needles.. I forget what they're called - maybe a white pine??
Lemme google it.
okay, I'm back.
Yeah - she digs the white pines.. longer needles, with the more flowing branches.
So she wants at least one thing in the house to have longer needles?
chicks dig my long, flowing branch.
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You have 2 more years, I think. Maybe it was someone in school.MSU addict wrote:My daughter is a precocious 3 1/2 year-old. My wife is Jewish and I pretty much take Bob's view of the holiday. We never mentioned Santa, we never had a Christmas tree.
Last year when she was 2 1/2 my daughter informed us about Santa Claus and exactly what he would be bringing her. We played a long and even got a tree.
If I were in your position (and I probably will be soon) I doubt I would flat out lie to her.
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Hey InTenSity - what's the latest, dude??
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InTenSity wrote:Since we have thousands of outstanding citizens and A++++ parents that post here, I thought I would pose this question. My 5 year old caught me off guard last week on the way to the store. Out of nowhere she asks me, 'Daddy, is Santa real?' I'm like WTF, why are you asking this when you are 5?!? What is the reason for asking this. I kind of dodged the question. I asked her why she was asking. Her answer is that she's never seen Santa, so she can't be sure he's real. I replied back with, do you want McDonalds or Publix chicken for dinner? I'm not hugely religious, but Xmas isnt' really that much of a religious holiday anyway, at the same time, I would like her to have a childhood. There is no reason to grow up fast. For now my wife and I have changed the subject but she's a smart girl and this isn't going to last too long. Should we tell her the truth, or lie to her and tell her he's real. I kinda told her if she believes he's real, then he's real.
It's a 'white' lie. Dude's real. I'll never forgive or forget my wife's bitchy Grandma told my daughter he wasn't real when she was around 7. Not cool.
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:Hey InTenSity - what's the latest, dude??
Are you buying a blue spruce or white pine?
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msuspartan4eva wrote:InTenSity wrote:Since we have thousands of outstanding citizens and A++++ parents that post here, I thought I would pose this question. My 5 year old caught me off guard last week on the way to the store. Out of nowhere she asks me, 'Daddy, is Santa real?' I'm like WTF, why are you asking this when you are 5?!? What is the reason for asking this. I kind of dodged the question. I asked her why she was asking. Her answer is that she's never seen Santa, so she can't be sure he's real. I replied back with, do you want McDonalds or Publix chicken for dinner? I'm not hugely religious, but Xmas isnt' really that much of a religious holiday anyway, at the same time, I would like her to have a childhood. There is no reason to grow up fast. For now my wife and I have changed the subject but she's a smart girl and this isn't going to last too long. Should we tell her the truth, or lie to her and tell her he's real. I kinda told her if she believes he's real, then he's real.
It's a 'white' lie. Dude's real. I'll never forgive or forget my wife's bitchy Grandma told my daughter he wasn't real when she was around 7. Not cool.
If my grandmother-in-law did that then she wouldn't see me or my kid ever again.
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timely question..Turtleneck wrote:Robert J Sakimano wrote:Hey InTenSity - what's the latest, dude??
Are you buying a blue spruce or white pine?
the wife and I were on a post-dinner stroll yesterday and had the discussion. I'm not a fan of the white pine, as I believe we established. However, it's the one that reminds her of being a kid.. so it's the one she wants.
so, it's the one we'll get. Probably this weekend.
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msuspartan4eva wrote:InTenSity wrote:Since we have thousands of outstanding citizens and A++++ parents that post here, I thought I would pose this question. My 5 year old caught me off guard last week on the way to the store. Out of nowhere she asks me, 'Daddy, is Santa real?' I'm like WTF, why are you asking this when you are 5?!? What is the reason for asking this. I kind of dodged the question. I asked her why she was asking. Her answer is that she's never seen Santa, so she can't be sure he's real. I replied back with, do you want McDonalds or Publix chicken for dinner? I'm not hugely religious, but Xmas isnt' really that much of a religious holiday anyway, at the same time, I would like her to have a childhood. There is no reason to grow up fast. For now my wife and I have changed the subject but she's a smart girl and this isn't going to last too long. Should we tell her the truth, or lie to her and tell her he's real. I kinda told her if she believes he's real, then he's real.
It's a 'white' lie. Dude's real. I'll never forgive or forget my wife's bitchy Grandma told my daughter he wasn't real when she was around 7. Not cool.
Grandma's a savage!
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What is the average age to stop believing in Santa? by first grade I stopped believing.
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it's not a lie if you believe it..steveschneider wrote:What is the average age to stop believing in Santa? by first grade I stopped believing.
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The question hasn't come up again. I'm not bringing it up. We decided if she asks again, we're going to ask her how she would feel if he isn't real. She remembers everything and notices everything. Neither of us really wants to tell her the truth, but we don't want to lie either. I'm trying to go the route of, if you believe he's real, then he's real.
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I think you just inadvertently wrote the trailer for the upcoming Hallmark movie of the week.InTenSity wrote:The question hasn't come up again. I'm not bringing it up. We decided if she asks again, we're going to ask her how she would feel if he isn't real. She remembers everything and notices everything. Neither of us really wants to tell her the truth, but we don't want to lie either. I'm trying to go the route of, if you believe he's real, then he's real.
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InTenSity wrote:The question hasn't come up again. I'm not bringing it up. We decided if she asks again, we're going to ask her how she would feel if he isn't real. She remembers everything and notices everything. Neither of us really wants to tell her the truth, but we don't want to lie either. I'm trying to go the route of, if you believe he's real, then he's real.
Tell her you believe in Santa Clause, and in Santa's Cause!
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You should tell her the truth so she is a good person to be a good person rather than for presents/eternal life
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DWags wrote:DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
Papa says, ‘If you see it in THE SUN it’s so.’
Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?
VIRGINIA O’HANLON.
115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET.
VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be adults' or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours humankind is a mere insect, an ant, in its intellect, as compared with the boundless worldabout him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your parents to hire people to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor adults can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You may tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest person, nor even the united strength of all the strongest people that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
Fixed for all the patriarchal shit. You guys are free to read this to your children now. You're welcome. Happy Holidays.
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I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.Rocinante wrote:DWags wrote:DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
Papa says, ‘If you see it in THE SUN it’s so.’
Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?
VIRGINIA O’HANLON.
115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET.
VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be adults' or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours humankind is a mere insect, an ant, in its intellect, as compared with the boundless worldabout him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your parents to hire people to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor adults can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You may tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest person, nor even the united strength of all the strongest people that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
Fixed for all the patriarchal shit. You guys are free to read this to your children now. You're welcome. Happy Holidays.
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I wonder if it does more harm than good to deceive kids into believing in some kind of magical sky judge that is always watching you and will bring you presents as long as you are good.
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it's an interesting topic to consider.steveschneider wrote:I wonder if it does more harm than good to deceive kids into believing in some kind of magical sky judge that is always watching you and will bring you presents as long as you are good.
I gotz to find our ghetto tree this year.. not sure where to go get one. I think last year I got one at Whole Foods -
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TheReal_LWS wrote:msuspartan4eva wrote:
It's a 'white' lie. Dude's real. I'll never forgive or forget my wife's bitchy Grandma told my daughter he wasn't real when she was around 7. Not cool.
If my grandmother-in-law did that then she wouldn't see me or my kid ever again.
Yep....pretty close to how it's gone. She said and did some things before that too. My wife and I cut her off that year. (no more gifts)
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steveschneider wrote:I wonder if it does more harm than good to deceive kids into believing in some kind of magical sky judge that is always watching you and will bring you presents as long as you are good.
Isn’t that religion?
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You’re a sharp one otpt
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You’re a sharp one otpt
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:steveschneider wrote:I wonder if it does more harm than good to deceive kids into believing in some kind of magical sky judge that is always watching you and will bring you presents as long as you are good.
Isn’t that religion?
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You’re a sharp one otpt
Nothing gets by me.
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InTenSity wrote:The question hasn't come up again. I'm not bringing it up. We decided if she asks again, we're going to ask her how she would feel if he isn't real. She remembers everything and notices everything. Neither of us really wants to tell her the truth, but we don't want to lie either. I'm trying to go the route of, if you believe he's real, then he's real.
I wouldn't lie because she might already know the truth. I would probably avoid any direct answer and instead just ask her whether she thinks Santa could exist or not. Your role should be to feign ignorance and defer to her good judgment on the matter. If she's anything like my sister was when she was that age (best reference I have to the behavior of little girls), she'll be glad to be the one whose opinion is decisive, and that will be that.
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You absolutely lie to your kids about Santa. Throughout the year things come and go, but NOTHING holds a candle to the amount of leverage Santa wields when it comes to kids doing what they're told. Especially with little kids it's important to never ever let a good threat go to waste or you run the risk letting the inmates run the asylum.
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:it's an interesting topic to consider.steveschneider wrote:I wonder if it does more harm than good to deceive kids into believing in some kind of magical sky judge that is always watching you and will bring you presents as long as you are good.
I gotz to find our ghetto tree this year.. not sure where to go get one. I think last year I got one at Whole Foods -
I guess one benefit to it is that you are raising your kids to question things and confirm on their own that what authority figures have been telling them about the Magic sky judge is just a bunch of bullshit. That’s a pretty valuable life lesson.
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yep - I guess it can be a bit maddening at times, but raising a kid with honesty and independence has it's virtues.steveschneider wrote:Robert J Sakimano wrote: it's an interesting topic to consider.
I gotz to find our ghetto tree this year.. not sure where to go get one. I think last year I got one at Whole Foods -
I guess one benefit to it is that you are raising your kids to question things and confirm on their own that what authority figures have been telling them about the Magic sky judge is just a bunch of bullshit. That’s a pretty valuable life lesson.
our daughter started sitting during the Pledge of Allegiance (can you believe they still do that in schools? ) in 8th grade and hasn't stood since. I guess they still say it every day.
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Terrible penmanship. I can barely read whatever that is supposed to be.
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