I got a boner during my haircut tonight
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Will this tale be in your memoirs?
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Now that's a gHost story.
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Did you leave a steaming pile of smelly gHost poop in your stylist's chair?
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
I wonder if harbaugh’s khakis or Petrina’s worn panties would go for more at an auction.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I wonder if harbaugh’s khakis or Petrina’s worn panties would go more for at an auction.
If they turned them backwards and showed the hole where Dantonio broke his foot off in his ass, it would have brought high five figures from a Spartan
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
This is the kind of entertainment I expect for the monthly access we pay here.
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Hairdresser?
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
tGreenWay wrote:Did you leave a steaming pile of smelly gHost poop in your stylist's chair?
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Just saw this on Twitter:
Just was sexually harassed by a customer while styling his hair. #MeToo
@PetrinaHair
Just was sexually harassed by a customer while styling his hair. #MeToo
@PetrinaHair
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
gHost Spartan wrote:
My hairdresser is sooooo fucking hot and she gives a delightful head massage during the shampoo and conditioner... Tonight I was unusually tired and stressed out so I was particularly vulnerable tonight when I sat down on the shampoo chair... she was massaging my head, running her fingernails over my scalp, caressing the side of my cranium, and slowly deep tissue-like massaging my neck... I was dozy, and was in an almost dreamlike state...."gHost, come on, head over to my station..." she startled me. I woke up, a bit dazed, and my body felt drained. Headed over to the table and sat down.
She does a full scissor cut which takes about 35 mins.... during that time, she was just hitting all the right spots on the top of my head and, simultaneously, I was staring at Petrina, the Ukrainian chick whose station is directly behind my stylist. Petrina was wearing this incredibly tight black dress, almost spandex-like, and her black stockings had little holes in them, obviously deliberately ripped. Well, she was doing color and bent over quite a few times and I caught glimpses in the mirror. There was a tear right near her upper inner thigh and I could see her panties... OMG.... I tried to forget about it and dozed off again, thinking about just bending her over and banging her in the salon.
Was half asleep then realized I had a massive boner. My stylist was finishing up and she's like "all done gHost!" but I still had a massive erection and, to make matters worse, I kept catching glimpses of Petrina at the station behind us.
"OMG... my leg fell asleep....I can't move it...!" I said. I feigned shaking my leg and finally it was gone. Holy shit... Paid and got the fuck outta there. As I looked back into the salon while walking out I saw Petrina staring and me and she winked.
Yeah, I went to the strip club last night too.
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Hmmm... not really feeling like I was there for this story. Sorry.
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Hmmm... not really feeling like I was there for this story. Sorry.
Don't be sorry. Neither was the OP.
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
gHost Spartan wrote:
My hairdresser is sooooo fucking hot and she gives a delightful head massage during the shampoo and conditioner... Tonight I was unusually tired and stressed out so I was particularly vulnerable tonight when I sat down on the shampoo chair... she was massaging my head, running her fingernails over my scalp, caressing the side of my cranium, and slowly deep tissue-like massaging my neck... I was dozy, and was in an almost dreamlike state...."gHost, come on, head over to my station..." she startled me. I woke up, a bit dazed, and my body felt drained. Headed over to the table and sat down.
She does a full scissor cut which takes about 35 mins.... during that time, she was just hitting all the right spots on the top of my head and, simultaneously, I was staring at Petrina, the Ukrainian chick whose station is directly behind my stylist. Petrina was wearing this incredibly tight black dress, almost spandex-like, and her black stockings had little holes in them, obviously deliberately ripped. Well, she was doing color and bent over quite a few times and I caught glimpses in the mirror. There was a tear right near her upper inner thigh and I could see her panties... OMG.... I tried to forget about it and dozed off again, thinking about just bending her over and banging her in the salon.
Was half asleep then realized I had a massive boner. My stylist was finishing up and she's like "all done gHost!" but I still had a massive erection and, to make matters worse, I kept catching glimpses of Petrina at the station behind us.
"OMG... my leg fell asleep....I can't move it...!" I said. I feigned shaking my leg and finally it was gone. Holy shit... Paid and got the fuck outta there. As I looked back into the salon while walking out I saw Petrina staring and me and she winked.
Found a picture of Petrina:
https://www.saswh.ca/images/board/Petrina%20McGrath.jpg
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
LooseGoose wrote:gHost Spartan wrote:
My hairdresser is sooooo fucking hot and she gives a delightful head massage during the shampoo and conditioner... Tonight I was unusually tired and stressed out so I was particularly vulnerable tonight when I sat down on the shampoo chair... she was massaging my head, running her fingernails over my scalp, caressing the side of my cranium, and slowly deep tissue-like massaging my neck... I was dozy, and was in an almost dreamlike state...."gHost, come on, head over to my station..." she startled me. I woke up, a bit dazed, and my body felt drained. Headed over to the table and sat down.
She does a full scissor cut which takes about 35 mins.... during that time, she was just hitting all the right spots on the top of my head and, simultaneously, I was staring at Petrina, the Ukrainian chick whose station is directly behind my stylist. Petrina was wearing this incredibly tight black dress, almost spandex-like, and her black stockings had little holes in them, obviously deliberately ripped. Well, she was doing color and bent over quite a few times and I caught glimpses in the mirror. There was a tear right near her upper inner thigh and I could see her panties... OMG.... I tried to forget about it and dozed off again, thinking about just bending her over and banging her in the salon.
Was half asleep then realized I had a massive boner. My stylist was finishing up and she's like "all done gHost!" but I still had a massive erection and, to make matters worse, I kept catching glimpses of Petrina at the station behind us.
"OMG... my leg fell asleep....I can't move it...!" I said. I feigned shaking my leg and finally it was gone. Holy shit... Paid and got the fuck outta there. As I looked back into the salon while walking out I saw Petrina staring and me and she winked.
Found a picture of Petrina:
https://www.saswh.ca/images/board/Petrina%20McGrath.jpg
Damn, she is hot!
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
More cushion for the pushin
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
She looks more like a Svetlana or Irina to me. And oh yeah, damn, there are a lot of Russian woman on Instagram and they all want to be the next leggy supermodel on the cover of SI's swimsuit edition.
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tGreenWay wrote:She looks more like a Svetlana or Irina to me. And oh yeah, damn, there are a lot of Russian woman on Instagram and they all want to be the next leggy supermodel on the cover of SI's swimsuit edition.
I was thinking Olga.
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
I gotta give it to ghost, he knows his way around a thread title. Even after I saw who started the thread, I still clicked it. As ghost threads go, this wasn't too bad. B-
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Use to get my hair cut at lunchtime at a Borics close to work. Most of the women working there were average, mid 30's to mid 40's. One summer they hired a cute blonde college student. Perfect body and pleasant to chat with.
She cut my hair twice that summer. Last time was memorable...never had another haircut like it. Maybe halfway through the scissor cut she moved around front and put her right foot between my legs. She didn't put much weight down but had my right knee right in her crotch. Stayed in that position for maybe a minute and a half before stepping away. Sorta felt paralyzed between wondering if any of her coworkers or other clients were watching, and all the blood rushing to my dick. Weirdest tease. Hope she enjoyed it.
Proceeded to do more scissoring (on my hair) and got the electric trimmer out. Boner had not subsided enough so asked her to use thinning shears.
She cut my hair twice that summer. Last time was memorable...never had another haircut like it. Maybe halfway through the scissor cut she moved around front and put her right foot between my legs. She didn't put much weight down but had my right knee right in her crotch. Stayed in that position for maybe a minute and a half before stepping away. Sorta felt paralyzed between wondering if any of her coworkers or other clients were watching, and all the blood rushing to my dick. Weirdest tease. Hope she enjoyed it.
Proceeded to do more scissoring (on my hair) and got the electric trimmer out. Boner had not subsided enough so asked her to use thinning shears.
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I've seen your penis both flaccid and rigid. The difference would be undetectable if you had your pants on. I call BS to your story.
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Motown Spartan wrote:I've seen your penis both flaccid and rigid. The difference would be undetectable if you had your pants on. I call BS to your story.
This
Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Anybody else find it a little weird that both Motown and See Rock have seen ghost's penis?
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
duffy munn wrote:Anybody else find it a little weird that both Motown and See Rock have seen ghost's penis?
He asked to see mine first.
Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
duffy munn wrote:Anybody else find it a little weird that both Motown and See Rock have seen ghost's penis?
Considering that menage a trois? No.
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
It was for science, then just escalated. We were all embarrassed and vowed never to speak of it bit I have to break my silence.TheReal_LWS wrote:duffy munn wrote:Anybody else find it a little weird that both Motown and See Rock have seen ghost's penis?
Considering that menage a trois? No.
Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
SeeRockCity wrote:It was for science, then just escalated. We were all embarrassed and vowed never to speak of it bit I have to break my silence.TheReal_LWS wrote:
Considering that menage a trois? No.
You weren't supposed to say anything Mr. Peyronie.
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Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
Motown Spartan wrote:SeeRockCity wrote:It was for science, then just escalated. We were all embarrassed and vowed never to speak of it bit I have to break my silence.TheReal_LWS wrote:
Considering that menage a trois? No.
You weren't supposed to say anything Mr. Peyronie.
#smallpenisesmatter
Re: I got a boner during my haircut tonight
TheReal_LWS wrote:duffy munn wrote:Anybody else find it a little weird that both Motown and See Rock have seen ghost's penis?
Considering that menage a trois? No.
Uh oh, this thread might cause Bee to relapse.
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