Re: tOfficial All Encompassing Cruise Thread (except for Tom)

[tGreenWay]

Nope, pylon, bad. You’re doing that bad act like greenway impression again. 

Also playyyyyyed gif. Man. You can do better. Give the whole thing another crack. You can do it. I believe in you. :)

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Nope, pylon, bad. You’re doing that bad act like greenway impression again. 

Also playyyyyyed gif. Man. You can do better. Give the whole thing another crack. You can do it. I believe in you. :)

Do   better   greenway  

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Will you three shut the fuck up?

[tGreenWay]

Will you three shut the fuck up?

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Will you three shut the fuck up?

I will not until pylon and greenway better themselves. This is important to me.

[tGreenWay]

Will you three shut the fuck up?

I will not until pylon and greenway better themselves. This is important to me.

You should hold your breath until we do.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I will not until pylon and greenway better themselves. This is important to me.

You should hold your breath until we do.

Better. But we’re not quite there. Keep working on it. I know you can do it!

[I.B. Fine]

Why don't we just end this thread right here.


...at least until Code Warrior gets cell service again.

[InTenSity]

Is this Travis?

https://i.imgur.com/NJ05mS1.gifv

What am I doing wrong?

[steveschneider]

Code warrior hope you get ceo service tomorrow when you are bombed. Jealous of the vacation!!

[tGreenWay]

Code warrior hope you get ceo service tomorrow when you are bombed. Jealous of the vacation!!

So you’re saying you hope the ship gets bombed and Code Warrior gets treated like a ceo? Does that mean he’ll get to leave the sinking ship first and be rewarded with a golden parachute?

[tGreenWay]

Is this Travis?

https://i.imgur.com/NJ05mS1.gifv

What am I doing wrong?

You got it right in a couple of ways. First, the link works, and second, Travis looks like he’s spent his career blocking kicks with his face.

[The Pantry]

Daughter recently got home from her third gig as a RC feature singer. Spent roughly 24 of the last 30 months on the water. Been to more places around the World than anyone I know. A shame she doesn't get frequent floater miles.

She puts together a youtube of show clips after each tour. Would post the most recent (last week) but it contains some personal information I don't trust anyone here with, except Dendro. PM on the way

[steveschneider]

Code warrior hope you get ceo service tomorrow when you are bombed. Jealous of the vacation!!

So you’re saying you hope the ship gets bombed and Code Warrior gets treated like a ceo? Does that mean he’ll get to leave the sinking ship first and be rewarded with a golden parachute?

Hahaha damn mobile phone!!! Might be time for a g&t.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

I kind of want to go on a cruise by myself now

[Guest]

I kind of want to go on a cruise by myself now

Only losers cruise alone, take Nigel.

[The Pantry]

I kind of want to go on a cruise by myself now

You'd likely be bored and spend all your time in the casino. Way more fun with friends.

[sεяεηιτλ]

Serenity this is the part where pylon and greenway have the same conversation that they’ve had dozens of times and make the same jokes they’ve made hundreds of times. It’s very boring admittedly. We’re working on it with pylon :) gonna get him to sharpen up :)

jesus fuck, how do I unfollow a thread. This thread was bad and now it's awful. Cruises sound TERRIBLE and I certainly don't want to be emailed about a thread on them.

[tGreenWay]

Serenity this is the part where pylon and greenway have the same conversation that they’ve had dozens of times and make the same jokes they’ve made hundreds of times. It’s very boring admittedly. We’re working on it with pylon :) gonna get him to sharpen up :)

jesus fuck, how do I unfollow a thread. This thread was bad and now it's awful. Cruises sound TERRIBLE and I certainly don't want to be emailed about a thread on them.

You could try not opening it. Not sure if that works or not. Please let us know.
I also recommend blocking Travis. He is a terrible poster and an even worse person IRL.

[sεяεηιτλ]

jesus fuck, how do I unfollow a thread. This thread was bad and now it's awful. Cruises sound TERRIBLE and I certainly don't want to be emailed about a thread on them.

You could try not opening it. Not sure if that works or not. Please let us know.
I also recommend blocking Travis. He is a terrible poster and an even worse person IRL.

No this thing is emailing me every time someone replies

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

You could try not opening it. Not sure if that works or not. Please let us know.
I also recommend blocking Travis. He is a terrible poster and an even worse person IRL.

No this thing is emailing me every time someone replies

Yeah that is the worst feature on the site. It's very easy to press follow topic on mobile when you're not trying to. Go to Profile > Topics Being watched > check topic > click unfollow.

[The Pantry]

You could try not opening it. Not sure if that works or not. Please let us know.
I also recommend blocking Travis. He is a terrible poster and an even worse person IRL.

No this thing is emailing me every time someone replies

You have it set up to do that, dumbass. Check your settings.

[I.B. Fine]

Did the unfollow thing work yet?

[Guest]

Yeah that is the worst feature on the site. It's very easy to press follow topic on mobile when you're not trying to. Go to Profile > Topics Being watched > check topic > click unfollow.

 No this thing is emailing me every time  someone replies

You have it set up to do that, dumbass.  Check your settings.

Pantry giving the newbie tough love....you can tell WBH still has small kids, much more patient.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

You guys used an email address you actually use when you signed up? Lol

[The Pantry]

Yeah that is the worst feature on the site. It's very easy to press follow topic on mobile when you're not trying to. Go to Profile > Topics Being watched > check topic > click unfollow.

You have it set up to do that, dumbass.  Check your settings.

Pantry giving the newbie tough love....you can tell WBH still has small kids, much more patient.

Zero tolerance for anyone claiming to be on message boards for years.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Bump for updates code warrior

[Code_Warrior]

Bump for updates code warrior

Cruise was awesome! While I agree with Heat Miser that Carnival is the K-Mart of the cruise lines, that didn't stop me from having a great time and pretty much being hammered most nights. However, while I made out on the drink package, I wasn't a big enough alcoholic to drink all 15 drinks in my allotment each day. I typically got to the 12 drink mark or so - even on excursion days. I maintained my drunk level pretty well without getting any hangovers.

Food was so-so. Food in the dining room was pretty good, and the Guy Fieri's burger bar thingy as well as the taco bar thingy were pretty good, but the rest of it was pretty much cafeteria level food - OK in a pinch or to reduce drunk level, but nothing to look forward to or brag about.

If you're looking for opposite sex eye candy, yeah, not so much. There were a handful of hotties of each sex on the boat, but most of the people were, well, something you can't unsee. I just had to treat them like family members and maintain the proper level of drunk. That being said, two of the boat's female hotties were assigned to our dinner table (both were married, sorry no pics) and we had a great time with them at dinner every night - they also joined us on our Grand Cayman excursion.

However, even though my wife and I slathered on the SPF-30, the sun burned the living shit out of us. The hotties at our dinner table were using SPF-70 and didn't get burned. Lesson learned.

Speaking of excursions, I won't go back to Jamaica. Ocho Rios is a slum. No, a slum is a step up, it's more of a shanty town once outside the protected area of the port. Our Ocho Rios excursion was the 4 wheeler through the jungle thing at the YaaMaan 900 acre park, and we took a bus to get to that, so we just drove through the shanty town area to get there. That excursion was OK. Polaris RZR's in pure mud and ruts that just beat the living fuck out of them. I drove mine like I stole it, My son and wife drove together in theirs and managed to keep up, and the guide was right in front of me leading the way, driving his like he stole it. We got along well. However, the guide and I kept having to stop to let everyone else catch up. I was muddy as hell and destroyed my clothes, but I knew that would happen so I wore crap clothes just for that purpose. I was covered head to toe in mud. It was fun, but the trail was pretty brutal. Those RZR's are pretty damn tough.

Grand Cayman was really great. Clean and well maintained. Very nice and the stingray/snorkeling excursion was very cool. Had the stingray suck hard on my thumb when it took the food from me. It doesn't have teeth though, just a really hard gum thing that leaves a hickey if you're not careful. It didn't leave a mark. They were all over everyone once the food came out though. It was awesome.
I'd go back there in a heartbeat.

Overall, we're going to do another cruise probably next year. We're looking at Bermuda or a Cozumel/Belize combo. Not really sure yet. Problem with the Bermuda cruises is that they are 7 day cruises, and I was pretty much ready to get off the boat after day 5. However, you get 3 days in Bermuda, so 7 days might not be that bad.

[Floyd Robertson]

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